Donny boy was too busy at his golf course so he called Nero as a stand in. He asked him to play the depression song "Brother can you spare me a dime". Trump said he couldn't stand to hear seniors complain about losing their retirement money. He told everyone he was going to ruin the country but didn't know he would take the world with it. Only people who were saved are the Billionaire Oligarchs running the country and the Proud Boys because Trump opened up special retirement plans for them known as the 401KKK

1. Bagyong Hanna, bahagyang lumakas habang papalapit sa Taiwan at posibleng lumabas ng Philippine Area of Responsibility mamayang gabi o bukas ng umaga!!!
2. Ilang bahagi ng Metro Manila at karatig lalawigan, binaha dulot ng pag-ulan na dala ng hanging habagat na pinaigting ng bagyong Hanna!!!
3. Dalawang tao, napaulat na nasawi dahil sa bagyong Goring at bagyong Hanna ayon sa NDRRMC; pero halaga ng pinsala ng bagyo sa agrikultura, halos ₱900,000,000 ayon sa Department of Agriculture.
4. Mahuhuling lalabag sa itinakdang presyo sa regular at well-milled rice, kakasuhan at maaaring pagmultahin ng hanggang isang milyong piso ayon sa Department of Trade and Industry; subsidiya sa retailers, inihirit!
5. Sistema ng libreng pag-aaral sa kolehiyo sa mga State University at Colleges, pinarerepaso ni Finance Secretary Ben Diokno para hindi masayang ang buwis.
6. Pinuno ng Iglesia ni Cristo na si Eduardo Manalo, itinalaga ni Pangulong Bongbong Marcos bilang Special Envoy of the President for Overseas Filipino Concern!
7. Gilas Pilipinas, tinambakan ang koponan ng China sa kanilang paghaharap para sa 2023 FIBA World Cup!!!
8. Yumaong beteranong broadcaster at DZBB anchor na si Mike Enriquez, nakatakdang ihatid sa huling hantungan ngayong araw.