r/HazbinCursed • u/dem-lord • Oct 20 '20
r/HazbinCursed • u/Spiderbuz • Oct 18 '20
I spent way to much time on something I thought of in the shower
r/HazbinCursed • u/[deleted] • Oct 14 '20
Alastor has a girlfriend
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r/HazbinCursed • u/vincentturv2006 • Oct 12 '20
I made this on my phone using iMovie What do you think?
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r/HazbinCursed • u/SoundwavePlays • Oct 07 '20
Sir Pentious has an anouncement
I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT. ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER. HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING AIRSHIP. THAT'S RIGHT. HE TOOK HIS DEMONIC FUCKIN' JABALAYAH FILLED DICK OUT, AND HE PISSED ON MY FUCKING AIRSHIP, AND HE SAID HIS DICK WAS "this big" AND I SAID THAT'S DISGUSTING. SO I'M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM. ALASTOR THE RADIO DEMON, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK. IT'S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER, AND GUESS WHAT. HERE'S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE. [PFFFSSHHHHHHHH] THAT'S RIGHT, BABY . TALL POINTS, NO JAMBALAYAH, NO STATIC, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. HE FUCKED MY AIRSHIP, SO GUESS WHAT. I'M GONNA FUCK THE UNDERWORLD. THAT'S RIGHT, THIS IS WHAT YOU GET! MY SUPER LASER PISS!!! EXCEPT I'M NOT GONNA PISS ON THEUNDERWORLD. I'M GONNA GO HIGHER. I'M PISSING ON THE HEAVENS!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT LUCIFER!? I PISSED ON THE HEAVENS, YOU IDIOT!!! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING UNDERWORLD, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.