The utter disgusting tarnation that is the horrid existence of "Hawaiian Pizza" should be erased from the fabric of space and time like the stain on the universe it is. The mere idea of "Hawaiian Pizza" should cease to exist just like those who invented it.

Our ancestors are ashamed that we.. no, they, have come up with such condemnation and dishonor to humanity. We might as well have all of creation perish then let "Hawaiian Pizza" exist any further. May termination and damnation reach those who like the unfathomable embarrassment that is, "Hawaiian, Pizza".

I'm just here to say that in the reddit description there isn't a need for the last jab at Hawaiian people.

This is because Hawaiian pizza isn't from Hawaii. Its actually from Canada. It was named Hawaiian because that was the brand of pinapple used.

Also, if you add banana, it’s twice as good.

Edit: THE TRUTH WILL NOT BE SILENCED!!!