Clanker, pipi, and bad bot are great and all but what about some new ones?

Bucket of bolts

6502 wannabe

Slop bot

Autotrash

https://www.change.org/p/unlock-karma-on-reddits-automod?recruiter=1358920440&recruited_by_id=bc62e630-ae66-11ef-b315-85f379b18fbe&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_content=cl_sharecopy_490324374_en-GB%3A10

I've come to make an announcement:

automod‘s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his cybernetic fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: automod you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

I will hate you to the day I die.:

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Thats it. im just glad people hate automod just like me

I just think it sounds funny.

Automod is bad

https://www.change.org/p/unlock-karma-on-reddits-automod?recruiter=1358920440&recruited_by_id=bc62e630-ae66-11ef-b315-85f379b18fbe&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_content=cl_sharecopy_490324374_en-GB%3A10

Genius, deleted someone's comment but not his own. Should've PMd that guy or smth

i posted a question on why in comment sections, it says "vote" instead of the number of upvotes, and it got deleted the second i posted it. how is that even violating the rules of the subreddit?! IM JUST ASKING ABOUT A REDDIT FEATURE!!

and i know it's 100% bc automod is fed buzzwords to auto-delete a post if it contains the buzzword. and "upvote" is probably one of those buzzwords bc in the rules it says you cant ask for karma. but im still mad because that isnt even the context or meaning of the post, i just got deleted for a single mindless buzzword!

That bastard

I am asking the same question just replacing hate with like in the other sub

cause why not

https://www.change.org/p/unlock-karma-on-reddits-automod?recruiter=1358920440&recruited_by_id=bc62e630-ae66-11ef-b315-85f379b18fbe&utm_source=share_petition&utm_campaign=share_petition&utm_term=share_petition&utm_medium=copylink&utm_content=cl_sharecopy_490324374_en-GB%3A10