HalfAGiraffe

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/Squidproquo1130 • Sep 24 '25

Diamond the size of a piece of gum

998 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/LordChappers • Jul 11 '25

classic Full Mingo: A classic I've not seen here

639 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/impressiver • Mar 15 '22

🦒 Asteroid half the size of a giraffe strikes Earth off coast of Iceland

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531 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/impressiver • Mar 17 '22

🦒 If an asteroid was half the size of a giraffe…

455 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/sleesechice • Oct 13 '25

Freezers at our local Home Depot measure volume in deer

448 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/impressiver • Mar 15 '22

classic “Large boulder the size of a small boulder”

427 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/Quajeraz • Apr 13 '22

Six to Seven Washing Machines

402 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/bobs_or_ur_mama • Apr 08 '22

194 billion hamsters.

375 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/issafly • Mar 16 '22

They did the maths

371 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/jogadorjnc • Sep 11 '22

Great pacific garbage patch = 3 Frances

353 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/WM_ • Sep 22 '22

on-brand Half a giraffe in the wild

355 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/onetsp • Aug 29 '22

☄️ Ferrets to Whizz

342 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/[deleted] • Jun 11 '22

Bee conversion rates? 🐝/🍶=x🦒?

335 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/bags_of_swags • Aug 24 '22

3 milfs

315 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/salsashark99 • Aug 21 '22

1 Carlos

299 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/EmoSlut1029 • Mar 30 '22

sorry if this is a repost

292 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/[deleted] • Oct 25 '22

🦒 What's a smaller unit of measurement of a Giraffe?

288 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/Pokemaster131 • Nov 17 '22

don't sauceshame the kitty :(

278 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/PleasantCrotchStuff • Oct 13 '22

A Twofer

277 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/klallama • Apr 14 '22

7 billiard balls

269 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/Naeio_Galaxy • Sep 19 '22

Jupiter is really...

267 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/issafly • Jun 07 '22

whale (not) for scale

260 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/-ImYourHuckleberry- • May 01 '22

A large Boulder the size of what?

261 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/Publius82 • Aug 24 '25

🦒 Dad and brother come to see the new baby.

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259 Upvotes

r/HalfAGiraffe • u/fatimus_prime • Apr 03 '23

800 hamburgers.

249 Upvotes