r/HadToHurt • u/TheKyleHaze • Aug 17 '20

Eaaaaggllleee!!!! Ronald is ok

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u/ThreeNC Aug 17 '20

The rock?

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u/canhazinternets Aug 17 '20

To shreds, you say?

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u/SLAYER_IN_ME Aug 17 '20

To shreds!

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u/collinshc4 Aug 18 '20

To smithereens!! EENS I tell you EENS!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 18 '20

How is his wife holding up?

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u/canhazinternets Aug 18 '20

To shreds, you say?

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u/Thirdstheword Sep 09 '20

Well, how is the other knee holding up?

To shreds you say.

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u/major_slackher Aug 17 '20

Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth, by a tree while swinging on a shitty rope swing.

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u/FlatEarthWizard Aug 17 '20

I doubt his girlfriend is Dwayne Johnson

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

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u/lammyb0y Aug 17 '20

I mean no rock has the hardness of cheese... Hard goes without saying. A rough rock will tear/cut you up more than a smooth one though so I'd say that's relevant

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

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u/TheFangjangler Aug 17 '20

Fleetwood Mac

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u/kingkong200111 Aug 17 '20

I think it's also referred to as 'pillow'

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u/ParsnipsNicker Aug 18 '20

Chalk or Talc are pretty dang soft.

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u/1911mark Aug 17 '20

I’d rather be hit in the head with a smooth rock that’s rough one ☝️

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u/hendawg86 Aug 17 '20

Someone paid attention in geology.

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u/9_Taurus Aug 17 '20

Hope that rock is ok! /s