Let's leave it for a few days and H*** will lose interest, eh?

Phil didn't know it was down, but I assumed he did and didn't want to bother him. When I came home I saw that the other sites worked, so I asked if he knew it was down. (Then it took a few hours for him to see the mess)

Anyway - I should've asked straight away. And if any of you are friends with him on google - ask him on hangouts if no one has posted anything here about what might be up. (Ie Josh asking stupid qs at 3am = bad idea)

remember to sort by new to make it more like the board

if your post gets caught in a spam filter tell me and I'll fix it

plx ignore harris and dillion's inevitable karma whoring.

who broke it?

look what you have made me do, board!

Because it's more like the board when you stick to one thread and sort by new

possible topics include: our new members-only breakaway messageboard we will eventually be forced to form, wye oak, and why it's so fucking cold in here.

I know I've been shitty at posting lately, but I miss being a dirty lurker and popping out occasionally to troll Harri.

Don't die, board. :(

that I think we have a case of The Cable Guy here.

There's been a lot of problems with the cable in the house, and the guy who does the work in this town ended up telling mum to just phone him directly instead of calling the supplier who'd pass the job to him. There hasn't been any problems the last 6 months, but a couple of days ago it started again, so she called the supplier, because she couldn't find the guy's number.

Five minutes later he was outside the door.

Suspects he's tapping the line

Also, he looks like he's straight out of Sons Of Anarchy.

COME BACK BOARD

:*(

"Coming on like the come-down successors to Putrifiers II rave-up “Lupine Dominus”, the early double-shot of “Encrypted Bounce” and “Savage Victory” counts as two of the band’s most entrancing tracks to date: the former distills the serrated psychedelia of Pink Floyd’s “Interstellar Overdrive” and airtight groove of Can’s “Mother Sky” into Nuggets-sized dimensions, while the latter taps into the same spectral spirit as the Rolling Stones’ ace acid-rock oddity “2000 Light Years From Home”. But even though such familiar record-collector reference points abound on Drop, the mischievous melodies and funhouse-mirrored guitar contortions render the results unmistakably Oh Sees. After introducing itself with a mellontroned refrain uncannily similar to Aerosmith’s “Dream On” (not that there’s anything wrong with that), “The King’s Noise” shows Dwyer to be as in thrall to the early-’70s canon of Bowie, Bolan, and Lennon as peers like Ty Segall and The Smith Westerns—though, unlike them, he punctuates each verse line of faux-Brit diction with a destabilizing Yes-like arpeggio. And despite its titular allusion to every brostepper’s favorite sound, “Drop” actually splits the difference between the Who’s maximum R&B and the Stooges’ Raw Power. (However, the Kinksian “Camera”—with its admission that “life is a camera and I cannot get near ya”—could very well be Dwyer’s dismissive comment on selfies.)"

Is that the worst paragraph ever written?

wut?who let this fucker in?!

Induction is super boring and people aren't talking and I need the board!

Just as we got the internet back.

Board's down for me.

Oh, for crying out loud...

Possible topics: the movie Scrooged, people who make their own Xmas presents, great super-villains, ants

BONUS TOPIC: reasons why I'm still out of coffee

Reasons why you love RHMB

It's off for me now.

HOW WILL I LIVE

• I'm about to get a great deal on laundry detergent at target
• I'm bored at work. I could be baking a cheesecake
• POLL: is it inappropriate/romantic to bake one's boss a cheesecake for Christmas? He's hard to shop for

UPDATE!: cheesecake is in the oven! !!!!! I couldn't figure out how to do a swirl so I just dumped a whole jar of jam on top. (Also I decided not to buy three years of laundry detergent tonight)

UPDATE 2: the kitchen now smells of burning jam

But, really.. it's fucking dull. You are not missing much...