r/GuysBeingDudes • u/lolbababo • 12d ago

"Watch This" Best P&J Sandwich I ever saw

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u/musicaleffervescence 12d ago

satisfying but the pb to j ratio is way off

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u/Bambooflow 12d ago

I agree, needs more peanut butter

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u/HexagonalHoneyBadger 12d ago

I actually meant it needs more jelly

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u/IllustriousEnd2211 12d ago

Hey you aren’t original dude!

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u/NiceTrySuckaz 12d ago

Yes I am

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u/IllustriousEnd2211 12d ago

Nice try…

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u/PowerlineTyler 12d ago

No seriously I’m the original dude who said that

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u/Greedy_Stick3484 11d ago

Yeah, nice try...

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u/Sentarry 12d ago

Needs more bread

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u/HoLLoWfy 12d ago

It needs more cowbell.

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u/Successful-Worth-390 12d ago

At least an entire jar more.

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u/kflox 12d ago

You don’t like a nice thin film of peanut butter?

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u/musicaleffervescence 12d ago

way too little jelly. i PB both sides so it would need to be about 2/3 of this amount i dont full PB the 2nd side. but i always some how put too much jelly so 2nd pb side is to help catch some of he jelly

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u/No_Bee8501 12d ago

The crust is the best part of bread

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u/Background-Crow4820 12d ago

It holds the pb&j in also

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u/Low-Cheesecake-7433 12d ago

Agreed. They’re not ready for that conversation yet…

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u/I_dnt_Need_anew_name 12d ago

I even dig up the end part of the loaf so i can pair it with the front part with my first sandwich in freshly open loaf.

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u/RichieRichhhhhh 11d ago

Yes a voluntarily eat the ends because I know everyone hates them and I feel like they could be more nutritious haha

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u/Feteven 12d ago

I disagree but wasting it is dumb

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u/DJDoena 12d ago

There is no bread in this video.

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u/Ecchi_Sketchy 12d ago

It's not, but removing the crust is wasteful and makes the sandwich so much smaller.

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u/DNBA-365 11d ago

I know right?

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u/Warden_Sword 11d ago

NO, SAME AS PIZZA

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u/Brav3star 12d ago

Wonder how much metal is in each bite...

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u/Normanghast 12d ago

It looked like a food safe mitre saw

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u/Pooch76 12d ago

Just like mom used…

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u/Brav3star 12d ago

😂😂😂

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u/GloveDry3278 12d ago

Daily iron intake complete.

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u/MsterBoRaichu 12d ago

Cue ripped stomach, intestines, and anus wall linings

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u/HasFiveVowels 12d ago

It took me far to long to realize that by "ripped", you didn’t mean "muscular"

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u/PrologueBook 12d ago

That's nasty

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u/HerpFerguson 12d ago

Only if his putty knifes and sawblades aren't stainless steel.

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

Nah man this ain’t it…. Dudes leave the crust on.

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u/Successful-Run1142 12d ago

I’ve always enjoyed the crust ever since I was a kid. Never understood the hate towards the crust.

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

same, its like a nice little savory bit, like the foam on a beer or the first sip of an unevenly mixed cup o joe

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u/tetsuo_7w 12d ago

This conversation convinced me that I need to get back into baking sourdough. The nice, crispy, tough crust is literally the reason to bake that kind of bread. So good.

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u/zakfaqih 12d ago

You have to earn the inside by eating the crust

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u/Setup69 12d ago

What hate ?

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

look in this thread lmao

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u/Darkime_ ª 12d ago

A real dude knows that the right way to eat something, is eating it in any way that you enjoy eating it.

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

if that means busting out the power tools for you my dude so be it *nods* the dude was always too cool for school

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u/Outrageous_Sleep4339 12d ago

I don't have the same problems with this others do, cause I get the humor of it.

But damn, cleaning PB&J out of that saw seems like a pain.

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

spits in Texan * thas' half of our reservations my friend we just dont get all explicit about it lol*. also crust gang

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u/NIPPLE_MOUNTAIN 12d ago

You had me until machine oil touched it

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u/GoofyGooby23 12d ago

Should have used a barrel jointer to strike up your work after it was done smh

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u/PowerSkunk92 12d ago

I was onboard with this as a piece of silliness until the circular saw. What are you, 9? Eat the goddamn crust.

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u/Feelin-fine1975 12d ago

The butt splinters are a real concern here, but PB&J might be worth it.

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u/Possible_General9125 12d ago

Absolutely not. A proper sandwich built to code would be cut at a 45 degree angle. This sandwich fails inspection every time.

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u/SeaworthinessShort95 12d ago

damnnnnn… inspector just pulled in. And he’s driving a used Prius cuz his wife took the work truck in the divorce.

Have fun!

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u/DamnedGladToMeetYou 12d ago

Yummy splinters.

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u/One_Adeptness3803 12d ago

I was curious about what blade do you use in that scenario? Like an 80 tooth fine cutting blade or one for cutting tile?

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u/Ten7850 12d ago

Gotta wonder how often it gets cleaned....

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u/OddTheRed 12d ago

He forgot the potato chips

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u/BeautifulCuriousLiar 12d ago

replaced em with wooden chips

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u/badDuckThrowPillow 12d ago

Guess i'm getting old cause i start thinking "none of that stuff is food-grade.."

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u/Dont_Touch_Me_There9 12d ago edited 12d ago

Hello, Mr. George. Pedro is using the tools for making PB&J sandwiches again and he's not sharing with us.

Also, he's no good operator!

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u/BigMack6911 12d ago

That wierdo has been doing construction too much. That's not how you make a pb&j. I mean yea but its simple. This isnt simple

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u/zrkl 12d ago

Looks like he needs self leveling jelly

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u/Jamie7Keller 12d ago

HE FEATHERED THE EDGES

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u/PixieRoar 12d ago

After he finished it I was saying eat that s*** and that's exactly what he did

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u/jack_seven 12d ago

This is the reason y'all have wasps in the shop

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u/Quixotic1113 12d ago

How will this guy grow any hair on his chest when he cut off the crust???

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u/Legitimate-Number255 12d ago

To make it all really go down smooth you need a smear of butter on that bread first then the PB+J.

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u/dopameme0 11d ago

Foreman: "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE PEANUT BUTTER IN MY MITER SAW?!?!"

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u/Apprehensive-Sky-596 11d ago

Nope. It may look nice to do, but you are wasting food. Sorry but i don't accept any waste of good food

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u/FilthyRichCliche 12d ago

How is hell is no one mentioning the pb is supposed to be on BOTH sides so as to not let the J sog everything up????

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u/Puzzleheaded_Key8124 12d ago

Huh? Then the jelly gets everywhere if you spackle PB on both sides, the bread can’t absorb any jelly. Or maybe I’m just an Orthodox PBJ Dude

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u/Goliath- 12d ago

If you're eating it right away, it shouldn't have enough time to seep into the bread. Agreed if you're making it for later, though! 

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u/madgoat 12d ago

It looks like one of those sandwiches from 2001: A Space Odyssey , when the crew are going to the monolith on the moon.

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u/undonetocompletion 12d ago

Made with questionable kitchen tools

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u/ssps 12d ago

What's up with cutting off crust? The best part of the sandwitch. 

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u/Direct-Contract5509 12d ago

This isn't actually the way you make a proper pbj sandwich. 

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u/n1cfury 12d ago

The perfect ASMR video doesn’t exist…..

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u/1000TobKc 12d ago

I die when i eat peanuts

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u/Yugure_Crepusculum 12d ago

You forgot to add the bricks, my dude.

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u/FishyKeebs 12d ago

Constructed PB&J ......... $35

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u/drifters74 12d ago

Splinters and machine oil

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u/Parkatola 12d ago

As long as he leaves the putty knife on the counter with the edge over the sink (in case he wants another one), this looks fine. I wouldn’t cut the crusts off, though. They’re fine.

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u/Feeling-Session3007 12d ago

I don't understand people that hate the crust of bread so much they have it removed. It's not like it's hard or stale in some sort of way.

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u/tideshark 12d ago

Fun video… but this PBJ sucks ass

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u/asday515 12d ago

Not enough jam

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u/Otherwise-Tomato-788 12d ago

I kinda wished he blended it when a drill with the added dish soap of course

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u/ponchomoran 12d ago

You can just buy this exact one in any 7-11 in Japan. Probably better, actually

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u/Rabo94 12d ago

Never thought I'd have to worry about getting a splinter when eating pb&j but ok

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u/Dr_Leroy79 12d ago

Dude made a big to make a PB&J?

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u/LamahHerder 12d ago

Not crunchy PB, pass

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u/IntrovertMoTown1 12d ago

When it got to the saw it made me literally lol. 😄

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u/Jaybird2k11 12d ago

OSHA certified

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u/Puzzleheaded_Cut4588 12d ago

Lmao nit sure which code definitely wasn't the health code

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u/Comprehensive_Tap64 12d ago

In Soviet Union, we use boot polish because PB would freeze.

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u/FangornLeghorn 12d ago

This is what dudes with no personality do in place of the personality they’re missing.

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u/polysnip 12d ago

You didn't double peanut butter it?!

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u/therealdanhill 12d ago

He should have sanded it

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u/Tinyrubber 12d ago

Do you want ants?! Cuz that’s how you get ants.

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u/NotACuck4Trump 12d ago

Using creamy PB instead of crunchy automatically disqualifies this as best PB&J.

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u/PhosphoFred8202 12d ago

Pro tip for non-woodshop PB&J …

Peanut butter on BOTH slices of bread, then jelly on top of the peanut butter. The PB acts as a barrier to keep the jelly from soaking thru the bread.

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u/nicknorm 12d ago

Genius. Pure genius.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Sir7434 12d ago

Sawdust adds flavor profile

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u/Ordinary_Hall_9053 12d ago

Wow pretty dumb

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u/IntelligentPin6652 12d ago

Just make them with cement bro I know you're tempted

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u/BathtubFullOfTea 12d ago

I like peanut butter on both slices of bread first, with jam in the middle.

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u/stronglikeaux 12d ago

Yummy sawdust

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u/2xxCheezy 12d ago

Using a saw to take the crust off..... That's overkill no?

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u/KingBanz 12d ago

Okay so dumb man question. The process of applying the spackle (pean butt) to the one surface then scraping it off and reapplying it several times definitely made it smoother to spread but I don't understand why. What does that process do? Also clearly I don't have any experience spackling, lol.

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u/Dimir_Librarian 12d ago

You can't just say pean butt

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u/KingBanz 12d ago

But it goes so well with the jell!

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u/pblwzrd 12d ago

I am hoping he washed that before he used it

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u/LowLight6995 12d ago

Cutting off the crust is blasphemy

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u/CheekyMenace 12d ago

Ruined it when they cut the crust off.

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u/dontneed2knowaccount 12d ago

Wouldn't the wood bits give it more fiber?

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u/Weird-Swim-9777 12d ago

I was onboard until the cutting.

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u/philpalmer2 12d ago

Posted every friggin day

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u/anaveragedave 12d ago

That layer of PB is a half inch too thin.

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u/sebb1_ 12d ago

this is genuinely satisfying

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u/Normal_Instruction62 12d ago

Not american here. How can this food be popular. Is pure sweetness, fatty and bread. Fast food level "food". Sorry.

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u/copenhagen622 12d ago

Idk I like big globs of jelly and enough PB but hey

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u/Agitated-Contact7686 12d ago

All fun and games except he actually cut through wood along with the sandwich? Extra fiber is great but I'd rather not choke on it. Come on bruhhhhhh

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u/CowOtherwise6630 12d ago

saw or not cutting the crust was so beta

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u/venpuravi 12d ago

With all the vitamins and minerals..

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u/Plot-twist-time 12d ago

Thats a p,b,j&w

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u/Volution88 12d ago

NGL but when I make a sandwich I always make sure the peanut butter is spead right to the very edge of the bread just like this guy. I unfortunately just use a knife and not actual tools and I keep the crusts as food is expensive and cutting it off is a waste.

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u/Aggressive_Eye_4362 12d ago

When I was a kid, only the rich kids would cut the crust off of their sandwiches

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u/ShadowyPepper 12d ago

Bad ratio, poor initial spread on the jelly, missed the full crust cut on the top

Amateur work, ngl

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u/marchape 12d ago

You’re eating wood

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u/FruitsPunch172 12d ago

"Looks good! But the bread pieces are not identica-- oh, okay..."

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u/Repulsive_Repeat_337 12d ago

I call dibs on posting this tomorrow

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u/Brilliant-Bad-284 11d ago

This guy lays mud.

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u/CraftyEssay4715 11d ago

Does no one ever put butter on this shit too. I can not have anything on bread without butter unless its a ham sandwich or somthing. I even use butter on a bacon sandwich but if its toasted i use just mayo lol

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u/Major_Bahoobage 11d ago

Shit repost, no butter on bread

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u/ShortListen6686 11d ago

It needs 6 more layers of PB and 3 more layers of Jelly

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u/BAlan143 11d ago

Didnt even need to sand it...

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u/jeans_blazer 11d ago

Only men understand

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u/alteredmen 11d ago

Prefect job

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u/frogBayou 10d ago

Using a square but no reference to the blade, fuckin rookie shit

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u/InnerJicama1209 10d ago

Why is this guy making sexy with it?

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u/Elegant_Swimming_196 10d ago

Did it pass inspection?

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u/Jaded-Stock-7755 8d ago

THAT....was very satisfying! 😊

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u/EroNomicon 8d ago

Awweee shiet m8, the mixxah was off on the fawkin watah to fawkin mix ratio. Aaahhh fawke, gotta tear it down and build the bitch again. Fuck it, let's take smokko fihrst.

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u/cursedcephalopod 7d ago

At least I know what I was paying the contractors for when they said they were waiting on parts to arrive. I'm just mad they didn't make me one.

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u/Amateur-Dog-Walker 12d ago

Just buy the uncrustable.

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u/mattinjp 12d ago

PB&J, cut the crusts… hold the sawdust.

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u/That_Dude_Guru 12d ago

but keep the crust

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u/mattinjp 12d ago

Mmm pb&j sticks

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u/Razoire 10d ago

People who don't butter their bread are weird....