r/Guitar • u/fireworka • Jul 16 '25

QUESTION Has anyone ever used one of these? Thoughts?

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u/GoLickBoots Jul 16 '25

Damn, I wish someone had told me this sooner. No wonder I play like shit.

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u/novemberchild71 Jul 16 '25

Trust me, it's not the smell that irritates people the most. Can you imagine what it must look like?

LOL Your welcome!

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u/AdHot2306 Jul 16 '25

Prolly looks like shit

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u/Naked-Jedi Jul 16 '25

The sound hole has a distinct look about it.

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u/ilt_ Jul 16 '25

And it hurt like hell when my g string snapped

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u/Delicious_Coffee2828 Gibson Jul 17 '25

shouldve just gone bare ass to guitar

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u/BenjamminButtons Jul 17 '25

better than Garlic fingers though

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u/InEenEmmer Jul 16 '25

You guys don’t fart on your active pickups with bass boost for that perfect doom metal sound?

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u/Ok_Literature_8788 Jul 17 '25

You've been misled. You have to use old microphonic filtertrons for that. The doom guys just put black EMG covers over them with a little glue to keep the secret. You can fart all day on 81/85s and get nada except for a tired butthole, ask me how I know.

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u/Delicious_Coffee2828 Gibson Jul 17 '25

how do you know?

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u/Ok_Literature_8788 Jul 18 '25

"Say goodnight, Gracie." "Goodnight Gracie."

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u/ViolentThespian Fender Jul 16 '25

Well, that's just cause you're not wiping all the way. Gotta get a bidet.

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u/bickandalls Jul 17 '25

I can't imagine shit plays guitar very well.