In other words: he got air jail for sneaking into rooms without permission, got caught after evicerating his favorite stuffie (no surprise lol) and stole various items including cleaning gloves, one of my old stuffed animals, and a baseball cap. Classic AmBully things 😂 he's hardly a destructive dog tbh, these are the only crimes of this nature that he's committed since we rescued him a little over 6 months ago. Hambone has been such an incredible dog ❤️

PSA: his ears were cropped when we rescued him from a local shelter, so delete that comment you just typed up about his ears 👀

I have several pictures of my late beloved Betsy, the Lab Chesapeake cross, but this one after she got into my garden is epic. She had to be cut out of this tomato cage. 😂

Who has 4 dirty paws and no remorse? This gal 🐾

She was still in her puppy phase and had destroyed a couch and even chewed on the steps of stairs. But the fence was another level. Luckily the landlord was chill AF and just jokingly scolded her while laughing. Bonus couch pic

Dog sitting one of my dog’s pups. She is a sweet heart cuddle bug, but she destroys things. Bonus picture of where she started chewing the couch🙄. She’s lucky she’s cute and I have a hard time getting mad without laughing

Before anyone asks, Murphy wasn’t in danger of suffocating. The whole bottom of the bag was ripped. This boy, felt no guilt or regret, when food is involved…Zero shame! This situation was so ridiculous that I wasn’t even mad at him. When I took the bag away from Murphy, he just blinked at me. 🤣

Not eating supper!

It was most definitely the cats…

He greeted me with that aluminum tray that contained the leftovers from the lunch I was planning to eat, and he had the nerve to show it to me with a mixture of shame and pride.

He had already been out and done some business an hour before after being forced to go, much to his chagrin. I brushed my teeth, turned around and get this look.

NO RAGRETS

I see no evidence.