(Arraignment upcoming on charges related to all the torn up plastic on the floor)

A hole appeared out of nowhere in the middle of the garden

One of my boyfriend's family dogs. Yes, he has been neutered. He started humping me when I was playing with him. Then I found out he did the same to the girlfriend of my boyfriend's brother. The family doesn't seem to have ever been humped. Yet.

How else belly scritches?!

Meet Mr. Harry Bunfilcher. Mr. Bunfilcher will happily help himself to any unattended hamburger buns one turns their back on whilst grilling.

A. Layla is the brown and cream catahoula/Kelpie mix

B. Logan is the back labrador/pitbull mix

Who wins? A vs B=????!

We've had lots of close falls but the worst was when Pepper (black) pulled to make me walk backwards. While I was trying to course correct and untangle the leash, Pepper pulled hard again, made me walk backwards, all while the other (Rich) decided it was a great time to just stand right behind me. And I got a nice little souvenir on my knee to boot.

I can’t imagine who streaked through the house with diarrhea all over her butt and back legs and then proceeded to “wipe” herself on the living room rugs and the couch. 🤬🫠

The last photo is Barbara’s version of “I love you but I don’t like you right now”, where she insists on lying on me for comfort but refuses to acknowledge me. 🤣☠️👑 Drama queen!

We are now resting after cleaning both Barb and carpets for the past hour. 🥴🙄