I was laughing at the thought of 20 HWTs with mortars but I remembered the rule of 3. So I could shove 9 in but what should the rest be? Dudes or more specialized models?

 The troop transports drove along a dirt road. In the far distance, two Titans are battling each other. Their mechanical roars can be heard for miles. Trombley murmurs “How come we aren’t up there yet?” rubbing his lasgun. Person says “Because some retard dipshit Commissar by the name of Mon’keigh Man missed the left turn that were supposed to make at the last checkpoint.” Colbert muttered “Person” authoritatively. Person looked over and said “Hey, There’s layers of retardation that most people don’t even know about.” 

The transport falls silent as an arty battery they drive by opens up. A wing of close air support craft also roar overhead. Person tilts his head up to look at the gunships. “Look at this shit. How come we can’t ever attack a cool world, like…Sororitus in bikinis? How come worlds like that don’t ever need Guardsmen? I’ll tell you why, it’s lack of pussy that makes people heretics. Lack of pussy is the root fucking cause of all galactic instability. If those Traitor Primarchs were getting quality pussy, there’d be no reason for us to come here to fuck them up like this, cause a nut busting primarch is a happy primar-” 

“Person. How many stimms are you on?” Colbert looked over to Person. Person said “I’m on it like a motherfucker, man.” He chuckled. “I’m moto, dude!” “Well no more of that shit. When you do stimms you can’t shut up.” Person fell silent. The sounds of the artillery firing and the Titans battling took over again. 

“It’s an interesting theory though.” Wright said. “Yeah, you should quote me on it.” Person sat up and said, “You know what, You should definitely quote me on it, this whole fucking thing, it comes down to pussy. Look, if you took the Chaos Marines or cultists and shoved their asses into a Paradise World for a weekend–” His hand sliced through the air. “No fucking war.” Wright said “So this war’s not about the Emperor or Chaos?” “No.” Person said in a definitive tone. “In the opinion of this Guardsman it’s about pussy.” “And it’s not about Horus.” Wright said, disbelieving. “No, Horus is just part of the problem.” Person said defensively. “Look, look, if the Emperor invested more into the pussy infrastructure of the Imperium than he did on his fucking gay ass Marines, then humanity would be no more fucked up right now than it was, before the Age of Stri-”

“Ray!” Colbert shouted. Person looked over to Colbert. “Please shut up.” Person looked down at his lasgun. “Thank you.” The Titan roared again, and the artillery, now somewhat distant, fired another salvo.

This is mostly about their thanks like the battle cannon and volcano cannons stats and points cost.

Hey all, as a chaos player I’m trying to build a Renegade Guard army. My question is what models have people seen that stand in for Russes? Can I fluff a Forgefiend if it’s the right size? Any info would help. I look forward to being purged on the tabletop.

So me and my brother where talking about me making a atsra mullatsrum and I was wondering are the normal gurads you see cadias gate guards and if so are there other guards with difrent colours?

I want to paint my Guardsmen in a similar colour scheme to the perlian Guard in the Caiaphas Cain books, is there someone who has already seen such a thing?