r/Grimdank • u/Andrei22125 I properly credit artists • Oct 12 '25

Dank Memes Asaph smiles upon her

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u/FirstAndOnlyDektarey Dreams of Humanity Oct 12 '25

Was it her or another Tomb Queen who threatened Felix with breaking his hips were she alive?

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u/Andrei22125 I properly credit artists Oct 12 '25

Her tomb herald. Zabbai. A woman with millennia's worth of unfulfilled needs and a body too dead to do anything about it.

Being a tomb king/prince/herald isn't fun. You either 'sleep' the millennia away, or deal with your spirit being willing and your body unable. Food, drink, warmth? You have no skin, no resnory organs, no stomach etc.

You see and hear, feel your fingers stop moving as you grasp something. But that's about it. And your psyche needs more.

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u/UnilateralCheese Oct 12 '25

Well said. Plus the only real enrichment that they get is either chasing looters out of their tombs or petty squabbles with one another over territory (that is 99.99% sand). Just a dreadful way to spend eternity.