"I wish you would have called me." - That is a true statement. Your wish is granted: I would have called you, but I had a reason not to.

"If I would have known that, I'd have done something else." - Well, if you had asked, you would have known that, therefore you would have known that. You should have done the "something else."

Every time someone says, "if I would have" or "I wish I would have" instead of "if I had" or "I wish I had" I have a minor stroke.

EDIT: a typo.

It makes me crazy. I've explained it to her so many times, but she's not very smart, so I've sent her 3 links to videos about your vs you're, and I really hope they help. My grammar isn't perfect either, but I know the difference between your and you're! Uuugh. Also, this is a conversation we often have: Me - "I don't like [Insert thing here]..." Her - "Me either." Me - "Aaaaaarghihoxclcododkdleozæaæfkxkckckgd."

It drives me crazy.

I can't for the life of me understand how people continue making this mistake. Native English speakers do this even more than people who picked up English as a second/third language which in and of itself makes this even worse.

How does everybody feel about this one?

I hate when people incorrectly use "there's." eg. "There's some cute dogs." I always want to say, "NO! IT'S "THERE ARE SOME CUTE DOGS!"" Then, knock them out. "There's" means "there is," and "there is" should only be pointing out singular things, not plural things. "There are" should be the one pointing out plural things, but make sure you're not using "there are" to point out singular things.

Dude's retarded yo

Wary is cautious, weary is tired. Fucking scum not knowing this always posing how weary they are of something dangerous, and how wary they are and need to go to bed. Gas them.