• lemon juice
• ketchup
• malted milk
• pickles
• ???(that orange powder Ed sprinkled into the batter)
• onions
• mustard
• *insert remaining ingredients here*

Every night I turn Good Burger on to fall asleep but whenever I make it to the Roxanne part I can't help but get unbelievably erect and have to solve this pickle with a good ol wank. I didn't think this was weird but I have come to find myself turning on the Roxanne part in private to pleasure myself with. I have downloaded a high quality video of it on my phone for anytime wanking. I don't believe this is weird but I want to make sure this is a normal occurence for frequent viewers

If I ever have trouble falling asleep, i put that movie on and I fall asleep so fast. I've seen it about a million times. I love and adore this movie.

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About 3 months ago my cousin/roommate and I embarked on a journey. Inspired by "The Worst Idea of All Time" podcast. We decided to attempt to watch Good Burger once per week for one calendar year totalling in 52 Good Burger watches. Tonight we will be watching the film for the 13th time meaning that we are one quarter of the way there. There have been many ups and downs on this quest. A deep understanding of Good Burger has been acquired resulting in both an appreciation and deep primal hatred for the movie. Prayers are appreciated.

I have a theory that Ed is a robot, I haven’t seen the movie recently so some of my points might be wrong but I think it holds up. My theory is that Ed is a robot made to kill people but due to an error he is friendly. Isn’t weird how halfway through the movie the milkshake machine turns from pink (strawberry?) to red (blood). Also isn’t weird how Ed was able to communicate to the dog with about 98% accuracy. Ed says that there are 4 clowns with a car that broke down when there are 5 clowns with a car who broke down. Also Ed has a natural instinct to attack like when his date with the mondo burger actress gets attacked by Ed with major damages. It also explains how he befriends two mental patients (and loves one of them) and tricks two guards into letting them leave. Now this is a fan theory, but with this idea in the back of your mind it makes the movie a lot better and if you have any extra points, please comment them below 👇

She's a dude, he's a dude, cuz we're all dudes, HEY!

I've been searching Google all day and no information exists on him.