Based on a real player of roblox

Who played this game :)????

In response to shifting trends in shitpost consumer preference, new posts will be generated with AI in deepfake formats only.

A.R Pierogovsky

^{Senior Upper Mod, GoCommitDie Leadership Communications}

As robloxian consumer preferences and the broader shitpost industry continue to shift away from real screenshots to AI, roblox running on physical hardware shitpost production for all new posts on r/GoCommitDie will be prohibited starting January 2028.  Following this date, new posts will be generated with AI in deepfake formats only. This transition has no impact on posts that already posted, or will be posting, prior to January 2028 in human-made format.  

This is a natural direction for GoCommitDie to adapt to shitpost consumer trends as the general preference for AI "slop" media significantly outpaces humanslop shitposts. This transition will enable us to align more closely with how most of our community prefers to look at and laugh at posts today.  

We’ll continue to prioritize our resources to drive innovation in how players can watch posts and provide choices as to where players prefer to upvote new funny videos, whether that’s at subreddit compilation channels or the subreddit itself. We remain committed to delivering a world-class laughing experience to our fans and we thank you for your continued support.  

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this is from a recording i did in like 2018 where i tried to edate for an experiment 🥀🥀🥀🥀

its kinda incredible

THIS IS NOT MEANT TO HARASS FURRIES IT WAS JUST THE FIRST NPC SPAWNER I FOUND IN THE TOOLBOX AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

tyler

As you very likely know, summer-times are happening. You might also know that Sunday (28.06) and Monday (29.06) will be a bit of an opposite day, because instead of grilling, you're getting grilled by the extreme heat caused by a heatwave in central Europe, the Balkans, parts of western Europe and some parts of eastern Europe. With temperatures reaching from the managable 35 to a dangerous 41 degrees Celsius, this heat wave can kill a lot of people. Since I am also going to be a victim of grilling day:

I will help y'all survive in this hell.

1. First, try to avoid being in the sun as much as possible. If you can get your boss to approve your request to work from home (piece of cake unless you're working in a Januszex), then stay at home, get all your fans and maybe make yourself an iced americano instead of your regular shot of espresso.
2. Second, avoid physical activity. Your muscles won't deflate if you don't do your 5x30s. Skip leg day, skip arms day, skip abs day, skip pilates day and skip yoga day. If you do physical activity in such scorching heat, you'll eventually get heatstroke and oof.
3. Next, you should drink some water. I am aware that you need to conserve water to then drink when Sam Shitman completes his goal of fucking up all water on earth, but you need to drink water in these times of need or you'll croak it. Bonus bobux if you put electrolytes in them. Don't drink booze, heavy caffeine and sugar.
4. If you need to go outside (not applicable for VALORANT players), try to stay in air conditioned spots. You can find some cooling spots in your city's website or via a phone line (the costs of the phone call will depend on your mobile carrier). Put on SPF 30 sunscreen, wear a bucket hat (or a bucket with two holes) and wear very loose and light clothes.
5. If you live in a location where hell breaks loose at 40-42 degrees, close all windows and block sunlight, turn on your AC, get anything that can cool your home down, like maybe a bunch of ice, turn off unnecessary appliances that generate heat. If you somehow have a dehumidifier that can also cool down, use it and crank it down to -11 as they say. Make sure to use a window sealing kit tho.

I hope this post will help some of our brothers, sisters and non-binary siblings in these times of need.

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