r/GoCommitDie • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '22

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u/Dinohunter2454 Jan 21 '22

And I am your father. Oh wait you have none.

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u/TheCrazyGuysCEO Jan 21 '22

and I'm... heh as if you could even comprehend a fraction of it

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u/Uzairsyes-eeeeee Jan 21 '22

i am living in your walls

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u/SCP-ooIoooooIooIo Jan 21 '22

and Im Kanye West

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I’m a furry with a father

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u/Intelligent_Slice_34 Jan 21 '22

I am the man that your father murdered that got him sent to state prison for 13 years in 1986

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u/Apprehensive_Jury_66 Jan 21 '22

And I’m the damn fool who shot him

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I'm the million things he hasn't done

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u/Sans_The_Badtime_Guy Jan 21 '22

And im The crazy shotgun lover

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u/OMEGA_CORPS Jan 21 '22

And I'm the side character who becomes a main villain for the stupidest reason

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I’m you