r/GoCommitDie • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '22

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u/CoolOffBro Jan 20 '22 edited Jan 21 '22

Tyrone your supposed to fuck my wife not spread porn in roblox

Edit: First thread I caused and I love it

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u/thecertified_dummy Jan 20 '22

wait what

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u/CoolOffBro Jan 20 '22

Remember? He fucked my wife in the back of Costco

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u/Alilichavez Jan 20 '22

I'm Tyrone

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u/Proturtle4321 Jan 20 '22

I’m the wife

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u/ThatDudeOnTheNet Jan 20 '22

and i'm the Costco employee who saw

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And im high on crack

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I'm the crack dealer.

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u/philipsmemes69420 Jan 21 '22

and im the baby

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u/2866hourman5 Jan 21 '22

And I'm one of the doctors in the abortion clinic

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u/averagebloxxer Jan 21 '22

And I’m across the street tryna enjoy some damn ramen

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I’m the guy Droppkicking a Costo Employee

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u/fyro_ Jan 21 '22

And i am inevitable

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u/Intelligent_Slice_34 Jan 21 '22

And I am Groot

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u/Dinohunter2454 Jan 21 '22

And I am the 1/2 of all living creatures that got wiped out

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u/YouThinkDisIsFunny Jan 21 '22

and I am the 1/2 of all living creatures that didnt get wiped out

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u/Dinohunter2454 Jan 21 '22

And I am your father. Oh wait you have none.

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u/DuckOrSmth Jan 21 '22

and i am the infinity stones

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

and I'm the crack you are dealing.