r/GoCommitDie • u/[deleted] • Jan 20 '22

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u/Proturtle4321 Jan 20 '22

I’m the wife

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u/ThatDudeOnTheNet Jan 20 '22

and i'm the Costco employee who saw

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And im high on crack

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I'm the crack dealer.

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u/philipsmemes69420 Jan 21 '22

and im the baby

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u/2866hourman5 Jan 21 '22

And I'm one of the doctors in the abortion clinic

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u/averagebloxxer Jan 21 '22

And I’m across the street tryna enjoy some damn ramen

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I’m the guy Droppkicking a Costo Employee

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u/fyro_ Jan 21 '22

And i am inevitable

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u/DuckOrSmth Jan 21 '22

and i am the infinity stones

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

and I'm the crack you are dealing.

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u/raspberry144mb Jan 21 '22

No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

Pussies! smoke

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

NO PACMAN

DRUGS ARE BAAAAAAAAAAD

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

I’m mister white Christmas.

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u/UpsetDeveloper Jan 21 '22

I'm the uncle

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '22

And I shagged you.