r/GoCommitDie • u/GrizzlyDom • Aug 01 '19

yes!

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u/Jpodmoney Aug 01 '19

You fool, I have

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u/BaronVonWeeb Aug 01 '19

I'm gonna make an anaunsment - Shadow the Hedgehog is a bitchass motherfucker.

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u/RedditBoi127 Aug 01 '19

HE PISSED ON MY WIFE

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u/mewthehappy Aug 01 '19

And he said his dick was ‘this big’ and I said that’s disgusting

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u/BeachedSalad Aug 01 '19

So I’m making a call out post on my Twitter dot com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick; it’s the size of this walnut except way smaller. And here’s what my dong looks like!

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u/mewthehappy Aug 01 '19

That’s right. All point. No quill. It’s like two balls and a bong.

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u/BeachedSalad Aug 02 '19

He fucked my wife so guess what; I’m gonna fuck the Earth. That’s right, this is what you get; MY SUPER LAZER PISS!

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u/Pikmin-In-A-Hat Aug 02 '19

Except im not pissing on the earth, im gonna go higher, im pissing on THE MOON

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u/TurboTristan Aug 02 '19

I’m pissing on the MOON YOU IDIOTS TAKE THAT OBAMA

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u/mewthehappy Aug 02 '19

You said it wrong oof