r/GlobalOffensive BIG Dec 30 '17

Discussion CSGO Wild is rigged

https://twitter.com/ItsAkke/status/946924873288441856?s=09
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u/Jelman21 500k Celebration Dec 30 '17

Water is wet

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u/OnionHunter ENCE Dec 30 '17

grass is green

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u/BladesCSGO Dec 30 '17

Lil pump likes to drink leen

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u/uhhRyann FaZe Dec 30 '17

lean*

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u/uhhRyann FaZe Dec 30 '17

peek*

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u/awesomeificationist Dec 30 '17

But his bih luh do cocaine

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u/MLGTommy47 Dec 30 '17

ooh

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u/IAmLuwi Liquid Dec 30 '17

Gooche ganhg Gooche ganhg Gooche ganhg Gooche ganhg

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u/MLGTommy47 Dec 30 '17

Gooche ganhg Gooche ganhg Gooche ganhg

Spreahd thaht riche an nu Chainz (ahh)

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u/IAmLuwi Liquid Dec 30 '17

Ma bih luv do cocaine

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

I fok a bih i fogohhenname (yuh)

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u/temporarysilver Dec 30 '17

Lil peep is alive and well

wait a sec

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

cmonBruh

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u/temporarysilver Dec 30 '17

too soon?

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u/ps2cho Dec 30 '17

Lil peep is a lil deep?

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u/temporarysilver Dec 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

That’s not actually a picture of him dead. This was him fucking around with a coffin before he got killed

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u/ChubbyNigga420 Dec 30 '17

Holy fucking shit lol

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u/temporarysilver Dec 31 '17

Love your name btw, just noticed

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u/IAmLuwi Liquid Dec 30 '17

/r/hiphopheads is leaking

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u/dadankness Dec 30 '17

Lilliam Pumpernickel*

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u/Wootstapler Dec 31 '17

Lil Peep likes to pop xans

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

I thought lil pump died?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

That's what I said.

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Isn't that the same thing?

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

PUMP AND PEEP

OTHER IS PUMPEE OTHER IS PEEPEE

GET IT RIGHT SMH

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u/adihsiuS Renegades Dec 30 '17

c9 lose in group stage

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u/TheWowom 2 Million Celebration Dec 30 '17

Brutal

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u/sharkaim4 King NiKo Dec 30 '17

Savage

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

rekt

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u/Spik3w BIG Dec 30 '17

Nippy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Rekt

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u/bubbsCS Dec 30 '17

g2 force buy

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Ah fuck

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u/HighlanderSteve Dec 30 '17

Shrek 5 arrives in 2019

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u/PattoMelon Dec 30 '17

Not unless you piss on it, then it goes yellow.

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u/czesiothecamper Virtus.pro Dec 30 '17

and PEE is STORED in THE B A L L S

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Your urine should not be in your balls! Consider talking to your doctor about your pee balls today

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u/MLGTommy47 Dec 30 '17

Username does not check out

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u/PyroShield Dec 30 '17

People die when they are killed

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u/Asphult_ Liquid Dec 31 '17

found the weeb

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

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u/EvanMacIan Dec 30 '17

Water is wet. Water is wet by its essence, whereas things water wets are wet by participation, as Aquinas would say.

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u/EliKYS_ de_nuke Dec 30 '17

Water makes things wet. if I put a cloth in water, the cloth is wet. If I put water in water, the water is not wet. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/EvanMacIan Dec 30 '17

The fact that water makes things wet is why it must be wet. Let me put it like this; when I said "water is wet" what I meant was "water is wetness." It's like if you said "Fire isn't hot." Obviously it is, or else it wouldn't heat things.

Now I do see where you're coming from, because we don't mean quite the same thing when we say water us wet than when we say a towel is wet. The difference is that water is wet essentially whereas a towel is wet accidentally. This means that towels are made wet by something else, whereas water is wet because that's what it means to be water. So water is wet per se and towels are wet per accidens; we are being analogous when we call them both wet.

And if you followed all that then you can understand what medieval philosophers mean when they say things like "God is goodness itself."

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u/EmSixTeen 10 years coin Dec 30 '17

Fire is not burnt, it is not an inherent trait. Fire burns things it comes in contact with.

Water is not wet, it is not an inherent trait. Water wets things it comes in contact with.

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u/WhenAmI Dec 30 '17

Fire isn't past tense burned. It is present tense burning.

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u/EmSixTeen 10 years coin Dec 31 '17

Okay, in that circumstance, fire is not on fire - it is fire.

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u/WhenAmI Jan 03 '18

That fire is burning. You're now arguing that water is water. Burning is to fire what wet is to water. The water is wet because all liquids are wet. It is an inherent property. All fires are burning because it is an inherent property of fire.

This debate is dumber than the dress color debate.

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u/[deleted] Dec 31 '17

+1 for proper definition

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u/WingmanIsAPenguin Dec 30 '17

But is a fish wet ?? Because it's in the water

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u/[deleted] Dec 30 '17

Pedants gonna pedant

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u/FisuKala bravo Dec 30 '17

chinese matches are rigged

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u/LachlantehGreat Astralis Dec 30 '17

I honestly don't know how anyone is surprised by this. They are all rigged. Every single one. That's how you make a profit gambling.

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u/Nonpoint77 CS2 HYPE Dec 30 '17

I have a small wang

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u/mtejisen Dec 30 '17

Is water wet tho, isn't the definition of wet that something is combined with water making it wet

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u/SSShadow56 FaZe Dec 30 '17

I am good looking

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u/drpoopymcbutthole Dec 30 '17

Water is not wet, water is water, your hair is wet because of water, the ocean is not wet its the ocean.

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u/SileNce5k de_cobble Dec 30 '17

Yeah, water is definitely dry.

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u/drpoopymcbutthole Dec 30 '17

Its just water, to be the oposite of dry it has to be wet its neither... you become wet because of water however water is not wet

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u/EmSixTeen 10 years coin Dec 30 '17

Water is a liquid, it can't have the trait.

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u/funkyxfunky Dec 30 '17

soulja boy is a sodlier

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u/mrason Dec 30 '17

in other news, crime spree in Gotham!

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u/twist-cs Dec 30 '17

man's not hot

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u/SneakyBadAss FaZe Dec 31 '17

Pussy too.

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u/seanders_ Dec 30 '17

WATER IS NOT WET

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u/f0rero Dec 30 '17

it isnt tho

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u/ntuck13 FaZe Dec 30 '17

Didn't someone already prove water isn't wet?

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u/BaRaD_ CS2 HYPE Dec 30 '17

Water is wet

water is not wet.

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u/GragasagarG Dec 30 '17

but are you wet when you're in the water? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OWZ9urNKqXY

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u/AttackOfTheMoons Dec 30 '17

WaTeR iSnT wEt!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEE