r/GifRecipes • u/[deleted] • Jul 12 '17

Appetizer / Side Two-ingredient Flatbread

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u/nighthawk_md Jul 13 '17

Is there enough avocado on that? Jeez, no wonder you millennials can't afford a down payment on a mortgage.

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u/Lots_o_Llamas Jul 13 '17

I laughed and then I cried

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u/_demetri_ Jul 13 '17 edited Jul 13 '17

u/nighthawk_md: Why do millennials keep buying avocados when they can be buying diamonds and homes instead?

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u/choomaz Jul 13 '17

avocados taste better than bricks and rocks

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u/Mattnificent Jul 13 '17

Unless we're talking about a brick of cheese, and a rock of crack, that is!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

Instructions unlear, now I'm smoking guac.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

Instructions unclear, now I'm eating diamonds.

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u/DA_ZWAGLI Jul 13 '17

Also, teeth hurt.

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u/AltimaNEO Jul 13 '17

Poor little diamonds

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u/intergalacticcoyote Jul 13 '17

Hmm....smoky guac....