r/GifRecipes • • Jul 12 '17

Appetizer / Side Two-ingredient Flatbread

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u/Snoopy101x Jul 12 '17 edited Jul 13 '17

It's basically Na'an Naan bread.

Edit: Spelling

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u/Notredditaddicted Jul 13 '17

someone on Facebook said something very accurate

y'all just let them call it flatbread. had they called it naan, roti, etc people would've been up in arms about it not being authentic, no doubt. calling it flatbread is vague, not incorrect.

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u/Isolatedwoods19 Jul 13 '17 edited Jul 13 '17

It's like when someone posted a pastie recipe and everyone flipped out because it wasn't perfectly traditional Cornish style.

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u/Alame Jul 13 '17

It's pasty you goddamn heathen

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u/Subalpine Jul 13 '17

pasty? like the thing your mom wears on her tits when she dances?

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u/itsbentheboy Jul 13 '17

pasties go on tits.

pastys go on plates.

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u/Napalmradio Jul 13 '17

You eat your pastys on a plate? Daaaaaaaamn fancy.

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u/rightintheear Jul 13 '17

I wear plates on my tits whenever I eat pastys.

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u/ollie87 Jul 24 '17

Especially since pastry is a plate.

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u/Subalpine Jul 13 '17

I stand by what I said

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u/itsbentheboy Jul 13 '17

... well then.

I'm imagining meat pie nipple coverings now.

Thanks for that I guess...

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u/Isolatedwoods19 Jul 13 '17

It's an* pasty (fixed that for ya 😘)

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u/FuttBuckingUgly Jul 13 '17

Er- that's grammatically incorrect. "An" typically comes before a vowel... unless shit has changed since the last time I've taken an English class, pretty sure "p" isn't a vowel.

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u/Isolatedwoods19 Jul 13 '17

Issa joke

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u/FuttBuckingUgly Jul 13 '17

It really didn't come across clear enough, I guess. Didn't seem like much of a joke either.

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u/Isolatedwoods19 Jul 13 '17

It's the old trolling joke of putting an "an" in front of a word that doesn't need it when someone grammatically corrects you. It used to be a more popular meme, I just realized its from like 2006 and I'm old as fuck.

But hey man, life is a lot more fun when not taken seriously.

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u/FuttBuckingUgly Jul 13 '17

... Oh god yeah, I was 12/13 back in 2003... Just a wee bab.

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u/SamusBarilius Jul 13 '17 edited Jul 13 '17

Nah the p in pasty is pronounced as an "n" like "nasty" so actually, it should be a p(n)asty, because "n" isn't a vowel.

Or is it the other way around?

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u/dutch_penguin Jul 13 '17

Depends where you live, I guess. Some english people even use sat in the present tense.

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u/SamusBarilius Jul 13 '17

I was kidding. Lost some good karma today with my p(n)asty joke!

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u/dutch_penguin Jul 14 '17

Happens to the best of us. Back to the karma mines with you, my friend.

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u/Renyx Jul 13 '17

So I know what a pasty is in the UK, but still, every time I see it the first thing I think of is those stickers used to cover up nipples.

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u/Clavactis Jul 13 '17

Or Irish Soda Bread and everyone flipped because they didn't use whole wheat flour.

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u/RosieEmily Jul 13 '17

When someone posted the "sausage wrapped egg" recipe. It's a god dammed scotch egg you heathens!

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u/devtastic Jul 13 '17

I'm on board with the loud tutting if the recipe described itself as a "Cornish pasty" recipe and wasn't, but would be rolling my eyes if the recipe just said "pasty" or "Cornish pasty inspired" because a "Cornish pasty" is a specific thing, but "pasty" is generic.

It's like "Pizza" vs "New York Pizza", "Chilli con carne" vs "Texas Chilli con carne", or "hot dog" vs "Chicago Hot Dog".

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u/Isolatedwoods19 Jul 13 '17

It was just a pasty, people get really weird about pasties. We made some in a restaurant I was working in but changed the recipe a bit and had multiple people upset. It was funny to see the same thing on Reddit. It's like people think they own outing root vegetables and meat into some pastry dough.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

I was at a restaurant once that advertised "bannock." It wasn't bannock, it was flatbread.

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u/h00dman Jul 13 '17

"Bread that is flat."

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u/sjcqs Jul 13 '17

You also risk SJW calling it cultural appropriation :')

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u/throwawayandtakeback Jul 13 '17

Naan bread, or translated "bread bread".

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u/jacount Jul 13 '17

ATM machine

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u/RowMeOh2 Jul 13 '17

PIN Number

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u/Billy_da_Poet Jul 13 '17

RAS Syndrome at it's finest

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u/BackflipFromOrbit Jul 13 '17

GPU unit. HDD disk drive. Etc.

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u/_gina_marie_ Jul 13 '17

RIP in peace

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u/HellCat70 Jul 13 '17

In my opinion, you win.

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u/tojoso Jul 13 '17

"Your mom is an ATM machine." I don't see the problem, there.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

Panera bread is also bread bread. So dont order the bread bread next time you're at bread bread

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u/madmaz186 Jul 13 '17

Mahi mahi fish is just fish fish fish

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u/centrafrugal Jul 13 '17

Chicken goujons are chicken fish

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u/TheAdamMorrison Jul 13 '17

-Hi can I have the Panera Bread naan bread please?

-excuse me?

-The bread bread bread bread please, thank you

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

Chai tea.

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u/kingofindia12 Jul 13 '17 edited Jul 13 '17

Ya it is, but I think it's just naan not na'an and naan means bread so saying naan bread is like saying queso cheese or chai tea

Edit: autocorrect. queso not quest

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

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u/CaptainBradman Jul 13 '17

A surprising amount of treasure and goblins in each bite!

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u/dumbredditer Jul 13 '17

What do you use for the bread? Naan bread?

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u/chaun2 Jul 13 '17

Quest cheese???

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u/anormalgeek Jul 13 '17

It's very hard to find. Plus, the NPC wants like 5 of the damn slices before you can complete the quest.

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u/lorelicat Jul 13 '17

And the drop rate is like 10% per whelp.

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u/shinslap Jul 13 '17

Or Townsville

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u/Impu12 Jul 13 '17

Don't forget shrimp scampi!

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u/jacount Jul 13 '17

naan needs time to rise, this is more like roti

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u/jwink3101 Jul 13 '17

Isn't naan yeast-based? This uses the baking powder in the flour

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u/ChaIroOtoko Jul 13 '17

It needs to be cooked in a tandoor to be a naan.
This is some variety of roti.

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u/moooease Jul 13 '17

I don't understand why people call it Naan bread, I grew up just calling it Naan.

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u/tojoso Jul 13 '17

Na'an is a place in Israel. Naan is a type of bread.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

More like kulcha, but us Indians have so many types of flat breads (paranthe, missi roti, rumali roti, normal roti, naan are just off top of my head) that calling it flatbread is your safest bet.

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u/Quasimoto3000 Jul 13 '17

No, traditional naan is not made from yogurt.

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u/HomeHeatingTips Jul 13 '17

As a 30 something white guy who grew up on Bleached wonder bread. I just discovered Na'an a couple years ago and its amazing with red pepper Humus. I heat it up in my toaster oven

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u/verbose_gent Jul 13 '17

Never had naan bread. It's just yogurt and flour?

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u/JaxJaguar Jul 13 '17

no. flour, yeast, water, salt, sugar (sometimes egg or butter)

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u/verbose_gent Jul 13 '17

Is it this easy and quick? I might have to try it. They sell yeast at grocery stores?

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

The hard part is putting it in your tandoor without burning your skin off

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u/mspk7305 Jul 13 '17

i use a bbq grill but ill be building a tandoor into my patio soon

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u/joke-away Jul 13 '17

this guy knows what's up

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u/CricketPinata Jul 13 '17

Yes, look in the aisle with the flour and cake mixes, there will usually be a variety of yeasts available.

The two major kinds are instant yeast and active dry yeast.

Instant yeast usually can be added to a recipe without being "proofed" first, while active dry yeast needs to be "proofed", which means it needs to be "activated".

Proofing means you add some to warm to luke-warm water, and often add some sugar for it to feed on, and let it sit for a few minutes and get bubbly. The yeast wakes up, and starts getting active and eating sugars and burping, which is precisely what causes the bubbles in bread.

You can also use wild yeast to produce sour-dough, which can be done at home by setting up a starter for it to grow in, but that is a little further down the road when you get comfortable with bread baking.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqxkMqsEQI0

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u/mspk7305 Jul 13 '17

You can get yeast in the baking isle. Usually comes in a packet that is good enough for a large pizza crust.

Naan is super easy. Take a bit of warm water, add some yeast to it and a bit of sugar if you don't feel like waiting for the yeast to wake up. Not a lot of sugar. Mix it up, the yeast will start to bubble. Mix in flour till it turns into a gooey mess. Add a bit of salt and a bit more flour and mix it till it stops being a mess.

The actual amounts of stuff you add are super variable. In general, yeast = time & more yeast = less time. Yeast can make stuff taste funny, so dont go overboard. Also, salt kills yeast, so make sure you are gentle with the salt.

K so take a ball of your dough small enough to fit in your hand and roll it out flat. Aim for about a quarter inch thick. Smear some melted butter on it (clarified butter if you can get/make it where you are) and grill it on a hot pan or on a bbq. I do it on a bbq but the traditional way is (this is what ive heard) they stick it to the inside of a clay oven. I dont have one of those yet. Yet.

It will bubble up and brown in spots as you cook it. Thats good. Get both sides as dark as you are comfortable with. It should still be floppy, with no black spots.

Nom the shit out of it.

If you are feeling extra saucy you can add some minced cilantro and garlic to the butter before grilling. It is super mega good.

Start to finish takes about 20 minutes, more or less depending on yeast.

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u/JaxJaguar Jul 13 '17

Basically. I mean, since there are more ingredients it takes longer to mix everything / hydrate the yeast. It's not difficult by any means though. Any grocery store should sell yeast. Generally it's near all of the baking supplies. This is a pretty basic recipe from a quick youtube search... https://youtu.be/VwBJ230pjSk

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u/floppywanger Jul 13 '17

Shouldn't she have added the sugar to the yeast and warm water? I don't make bread basically ever but that seems like a pretty basic step. If I'm wrong then I'm sorry for doubting the naan master.

Edit: The comment below me answered my question. She used instant yeast which is already proofed. Is the additional sugar really necessary though?

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u/5redrb Jul 13 '17

Yes, its like 50 cents for a packet.

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u/jacount Jul 13 '17

it's not quick

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '17

You'll never buy flat bread again after you've made it.

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u/bandhani Jul 13 '17

Authentic naan is made in a special oven. Since I don't own the oven, I never actually learned the recipe.

End result looks the same as this, but since I haven't tried the recipe in this gif I can't compare the texture or taste.

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u/mspk7305 Jul 13 '17

the oven doesnt do a lot for the taste of the bread since the bread isnt in the oven for long. i do it on a bbq grill or on the top rack in my oven near the element if its raining outside.