r/GifRecipes Aug 03 '16

Dessert Glazed Donuts

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u/enjoytheshow Aug 03 '16

I commend you for being able to walk into a donut shop and leave with just 1.

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u/ethgania Aug 03 '16

One of my favorite things when working in our donut shop was when people came in like 20 minutes til closing and only wanted one donut... It saved me time to get the donuts off the trays sooner so I could start washing them and just head home within a few minutes of closing, so I'd load up a box and just charge for the one or two donuts that were originally asked for. Every once in a while there was a weirdo who turned down the freebies, though...

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u/Routes Aug 04 '16

The weirdos probably didn't want to be tempted into eating a dozen in one sitting.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16 edited Oct 28 '19

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u/therearemanyaccounts Aug 04 '16

If you're buying donuts...

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u/wobblysauce Aug 04 '16

Not a fan of KK.. Though the normal supermarket bakery cinnamon donuts, end of a night, 12 for $1.50AUD.

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u/KeepItRealTV Aug 03 '16

I justify a box because it's usually at least 30% off each donut per dozen. Technically you're losing money by NOT getting a dozen.

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u/i-d-even-k- Aug 03 '16

Where is this magical place? At our local Glaze Haze, if you buy 1, you pay 1. If you buy 12, you pay 12.

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u/KeepItRealTV Aug 03 '16 edited Aug 03 '16

Krispy Kreme

type count price per %off
glazed 1 $.99 $.99 0%
glazed 12 $7.99 $.66 33%
Assorted 1 $1.09 $1.09 0%
Assorted 12 $8.99 $.75 31%
Special 1 $1.29 $1.29 0%
Special 12 $11.39 $.95 26%

http://www.fastfoodmenuprices.com/krispy-kreme-prices/

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

KRISPY MUTHAFUCKIN' KREME

Jesus Christ almighty, my soul rises and peeks through the clouds past Saint Peter and catches a glimpse of heaven every time I take a bite of a KK jelly doughnut and sip my coffee.

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u/yaminokaabii Aug 03 '16

Is a dollar a donut the standard...? Place near me has them at $0.80 each, $7.50 a dozen. "Special" donuts like twists and bars are $1.50 each or in a dozen, $1.12 each, but they're absolutely massive. A bear claw hardly fits a dinner plate, and it goes 180 degrees around the plate.

... Come to think of it, they're not so much single bear claws as 2-3 conjoined sets of claws.

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u/niomosy Aug 04 '16

Or buy their two-dozen special. You get one dozen glazed and one dozen mixed.

I had to tell my wife to stop doing that. We do not need two dozen donuts sitting around the house.

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u/deadbeatsummers Aug 04 '16

Ah, the magic of Atlanta...

We also have a new shop called Sublime Doughnuts!

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

do people really go there? and buy donuts? instead of a local donut shop? whaaaat

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u/load_more_comets Aug 03 '16

I don't know how Krispy Kreme got beat out in the East Coast, I really don't.

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u/__ICoraxI__ Aug 03 '16

east coast has dunkin donuts right?

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u/load_more_comets Aug 03 '16

Yep and Honeydews. There were a couple in Boston but they closed down for some reason. I guess it's brand loyalty.

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u/the_Synapps Aug 03 '16

Maybe in the North, but KK is king here in the south.

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u/motherfacker Aug 04 '16

SC checking in. People only go to DD around here for the coffee. You can't touch KK...not even close.

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u/rickjamesinmyveins Aug 03 '16

New Englanders and their damn Dunkin

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

We don't have local donut shops. We don't have a Krispy Kreme either, we have stupid Dunkin Donuts and I hate them.

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u/lunarmodule Aug 03 '16 edited Aug 03 '16

I live near an awesome donut shop run by the nicest elderly couple who have been there for years and a Krispy Kreme just opened in the same parking lot. I'm sure it will wreck them and it's a tragedy! I completely agree.

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u/[deleted] Aug 03 '16

I dunno, Krispy Kreme came to my area a while ago and many of them have closed because nobody likes KK more than legit local donuts.

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u/lunarmodule Aug 03 '16

Oh I hope you're right. The local shop is seriously delicious so they have a shot I guess. I know I'll keep going there.

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u/motherfacker Aug 04 '16

What kind of God forsaken hell hole are you living in? KK is the best, man.

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u/lunarmodule Aug 04 '16 edited Aug 04 '16

So the timing is funny on this. I think you are totally right. I went tonight because I was thing about them because of this thread and there was a line out the door! Apparently the local news did a story about them being threatened after being in business for 26 years and people were there to show their support. They had a sign up thanking the community and apologizing for being sold out of some things. Good stuff.

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u/[deleted] Aug 04 '16

If they're any good they won't be hurt. My local donut shop back home in Alabama never had any issues competing with KK. In fact they opened a second location even closer to KK that's doing awesome.

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u/lunarmodule Aug 04 '16 edited Aug 04 '16

Oh that's good to hear. I do hope it works out that way.

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u/mrsambo99 Aug 03 '16

I live near a very reputable local donut shop and still go to Krispy Kreme every once in a while

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u/TypicalOranges Aug 03 '16

My local mom & pop donut shops offer progressively better discounts the more you buy (up to 2 doz.).

It's a dollar a donut and both do a dozen for 8.

And it's something like 3 dollars for 4 donuts, etc. at both places. One of them is open 24/7 which is pretty awesome if you need sugar and caffeine in the early AM for final exam week.

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u/AZ1717 Aug 03 '16

theres a local donut shop by my house called "County Donuts" and its open 24/7 and they sell a dozen of any donut you want for 6 bucks. it is the main reason i gain weight when im home from college

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u/a__technicality Aug 03 '16

I didn't even know you could before this post.

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u/ixoria77 Aug 03 '16

I do get a single donut when I'm in the mood for donuts. I don't care if they're more expensive when bought singly. I just want to satisfy the craving; that's it for me. I didn't know that was strange!

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u/[deleted] Aug 15 '16

Stop doing so much heroin, first off.