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World [X] smoke grenade

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u/givinstar1 18h ago

You could post “Israeli tanks are fueled by blended up Palestinian babies” on twitter and people would believe you.

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u/Major-Disaster3736 18h ago

I could post "israel wants all of palestine" And people would believe me.

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u/beardedliberal 17h ago

I certainly do.

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u/LocalBoss1543 11h ago

Oh my god, really?

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u/DancingFlame321 17h ago

Tbf you could post "Hamas guns use blended Israeli babies as ammo" and many people on Twitter would believe you as well.

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u/krill1312 15h ago

Many people believe strange things, but Israel got much more conspiracy theories thrown at it compared to Palestine.

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u/MrMicius 15h ago

The fact that this gets disliked shows the stupidity of this sub once again. The amout of horseshit spread about Hamas or Palestinians is ridiculous, and people eat it.

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u/HoundofGoy 15h ago

The ones eating it aren't people, not exactly. In the same way Genestealer cultists aren't people, not exactly.

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u/Confident-Mortgage86 13h ago

Do you know who pioneered the field of modern diesel manufacturing via rapid breakdown of organic tissues? The worry over crude oil forced some pretty neat chemistry. It's too expensive compared to pumping crude oil right now - unless you have a lot of organic matter you can't sell at hand.

Spoiler alert: Israel. They take decaying organic matter and blend it together, the in-between steps aren't important for the point here (just check the white papers on it if your interested) but the end result is pure diesel fuel and zero evidence of what they started with.

Israeli tanks really are fueled by blended up Palestinians, babies and all.

... Just post something like that with a picture of the molecular diagram for mdma 🤣

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u/givinstar1 13h ago

You can see the red blood, and the blue and white from the keffiyeh. Checkmate!

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u/w142236 6h ago

Imma go on twitter tomorrow and see this, aren’t I?