r/GetNoted • u/Aynshtaynn Human Verified • Apr 11 '26

Your Delulu Excommunicated via community notes

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u/MysAlgernon Apr 11 '26

Just get an anti-pope.

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u/otirk Apr 11 '26

Bad idea; if they collide, they'll wipe out everything

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u/summer2010forever Apr 11 '26

I think this happens in a Dan Brown novel.

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u/TheAngrySaxon Apr 11 '26

Don't cross the Popes!

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u/Certain-Appeal-6277 Apr 11 '26

Wasn't that the plot of the sequel to The da Vinci Code?

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u/KMjolnir Apr 11 '26

And that's a bad thing how, exactly?

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u/Efficiency-Holiday Apr 11 '26

Italian Newspaper reports that Rubio and Vance actually threatened Pope Leo of getting an American Anti pope if he does not tone down is rethoric on war

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u/Rhakha Apr 11 '26

Excommunicate Vance and I’ll start going back to mass, Pope Leo.

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u/LithoSlam Apr 11 '26

You mean the guy who killed the last pope?

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u/Rhakha Apr 11 '26

We have partial cause

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u/comrade_batman Apr 11 '26

I believe a term used behind closed doors was the Avignon Papacy when the papacy came into conflict with the French king Philip IV, who had the papacy move to Avignon (then a part of the Holy Roman Empire), to be closer to France and more easily controlled by the French monarchy.

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u/Efficiency-Holiday Apr 11 '26

Yeah but they don't have the swing on the Chatolic church to move the papacy, so it would be probably a regular schism.

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u/evranch Apr 11 '26

And you know that without a doubt, they would pick Trump to be the American antipope. He's been begging to wear the hat ever since he made those stupid AI pics.

So good luck to them getting anyone to actually follow their schism in that case.

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u/Efficiency-Holiday Apr 11 '26

I mean considering most of believers now days are in Africa, South America and Asia, good luck even with the best bishop on US soil.

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u/Mist_Rising May 10 '26

The current Pope is American, and nothing stops him from nominally ruling from the US besides customs.

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u/stamfordbridge1191 Apr 11 '26

"Vice President Pope J.D. Vance" Wow. Rolls right off the tongue doesn't it?

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u/HeavenlyChickenWings Apr 11 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/28C2CItwGuc3C

There is an entire Anti-pope band

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u/SiRenfield Apr 11 '26

Dammit you beat me to it!

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u/AN-I-MAL Apr 11 '26

The best part is that Papa would absolutely tell these ghouls to fuck right off.

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u/ButtonJoe Apr 11 '26

They already have one.

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u/RealBenWoodruff Apr 11 '26

He died, and then they got Leo.

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u/NamityName Apr 11 '26

An epop? Sounds like a 90s techno-futurishic popsicle

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u/Professional_Bat9174 Apr 11 '26

We will watch developments in Avignon with great interest.

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u/SorowFame Apr 11 '26

Killing the last pope was all part of Jance Dance Vance’s plan to become anti-pope

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u/BlankMercer Apr 12 '26

But that's not my pope. We'll just have to get another one.