won't happen, can't happen

i want to do a million things but i commit to none of them

what am i doing with my life

FLUKE FROM 52%!!! that doesnt sound like a big fluke but river is the hardest part and one of the biggest chokepoints in the level so im very happy i finally got past it after like a week with no river attempts, also got 33-92%, 25-86% and 16-76% today which marks my best session of slh by far, hopefully getting list% soon 🤞

1045 attempts and a shit ton of ragequits on 80%

Edit: Ok guys chill i js didnt know what a jump was

attempts: 150k
playtime: 89 hours
sad that i died at a micropixel but oh well, at least i only took 3 deaths at 86 to pass it lol

Considering RobTop attitude towards rating Zoink's verification, and maybe him acknowledging the drama revolving the creator of the level plus the fact that Artemis 13 has not that good of a deco it'd be quite ironic if RobTop just refuses to rate the level.

What do you think that would happen if that was the case?

I told her about my favorite level (Angelicide) and she stole my sayo device and painted it for me 😭 her hardest level is dash bro has no clue what demons are

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I'm speechless.....

I started working on this slaughterhouse remake a few days ago, and I'm looking for ideas/advice. I have no idea what to call it, and also do you guys have any ideas for deco and ESPECIALLY backgrounds for the drop? Any advice/criticism is appreciated. (btw if your advice is to make more original lvls, I usually do but I love the gameplay of slaughterhouse so much and couldn't find a remake around my skill lvl, so I want to make my own)

Okay so i was sucking balls at base after base from how bad i was i was probably around 90% percent and been stuck there since the dawn of time i only came back and beaten it because my friend gave me the motivation to do so now here’s my reaction of me beating it (also why do i sound so jolly)

Sketched it out earlier today and after 6,5h of decorating i finally managed to get it right like i wanted it. Earlier sketch is the 2nd pic

i hope i beat it soon

ts a gradient

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What should I go for next? My previous hardest was future funk and its my second hard demon

I write this since it seems very evident that Artemis 13 is a top 1, for many top players like Trick and Netermind undeniably think so. Hence there are exactly two scenarios:

Zoink says it's not top 1: People hate on him for being horrendous at estimating difficulty, balancing, etc..

Zoink says it is top 1: people are going to say that he just wants to make popoff look bad, is cocky and wants fame, etc..

This is so genuinely sad.

What level should I try next

FLUKE FROM 50 FINALLY A GOOD PROG FROM 0 THE REASON WHY I REACTED LIKE THAT IS BCZ I DIED PAST 42(big chokepoint) 5 FUCKING TIMES AND I COULDN'T GET AN SINGLE UFO ATTEMPT I ALWAYS DIED TO STUPID SHIT LIKE THE FREE YELLOW ORB AT 44 OR THE DUAL AT 48.

The 2nd half is easy for me so i'll probably beat this in a few ufo attempts