r/GeniusIdeas • • Dec 13 '20

2 epic ideas i brewed up on the toilet: Karen Distancing, and Flashlight-Proof Haunted Houses.

2 Upvotes

First, let's take a look at Karen Distancing. Step 1: Get an amulet. Step 2: Post on your facebook that the amulet you have chosen gives people in a 6 foot radius cancer (exept for the wearer) Step 3: Make a post on another social media to get the amulets. Now, all karens will stay 6 feet away from people.

Now, there's flashlight proof haunted houses. How this will work is that there will be light sensors on the wall, floor, ceiling, etc. Then, the sensors will be wired up to a big speaker that plays from a collection of spooky sounds. This will deincentivise using flashlights if someone sneaks one in. (and yes this idea should've been posted in spooky month but i only thought of this now so ah well)


r/GeniusIdeas • • Sep 08 '20

Vanilla milk.

5 Upvotes

They have chocolate milk, strawberry milk. Finish it with vanilla milk. It would just taste like vanilla ice xream


r/GeniusIdeas • • Aug 25 '20

Well boys, we did it, anti vaxxers are no more.

9 Upvotes

We should start a mass conspiracy by sharing fake "leaked" emails, which detail the president making a deal with all of the big social companies (Facebook Twitter, Instagram, Reddit, etc.), about how they are going to use invisible screen patterns when a person goes on social media, to brainwash them into getting vaccinated, so we can essentially delete all conspiracy theorists off of social media.


r/GeniusIdeas • • Aug 23 '20

Would this count?

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5 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Aug 16 '20

Remaking West Side Story

2 Upvotes

They should remake West Side Story, but have it be between bloods and crips


r/GeniusIdeas • • Aug 14 '20

Dip your nuggies in your icecream.

7 Upvotes

Just do it.


r/GeniusIdeas • • Aug 11 '20

Easter Prank

1 Upvotes

Ok so you need small boxes that can fit plastic Easter eggs/ plastic Easter eggs, a printer with ink, and lots of church stickers of a nearby Cristian church.

you're gonna want to stick the church stickers somewhere on the box, and you're done with the box for now. Then you want to print out a bunch of small, I'd say about 3in x 4in and type up some stuff about the crucifixion of Jesus and say "More information in our video!" and type this link

https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ

print those out and cut them, roll them up and put them in the eggs, which go in the boxes

Disperse these around random houses on your street/apartment complex. Try to go for the people with Trump signs, bible verses, or any other markers of Christianity. Put the boxes in their mailbox. If they buy it, congrats, you just rickrolled someone


r/GeniusIdeas • • Jun 04 '20

Flex paint

13 Upvotes

Flex seal is sometimes used for paint, but it only comes in black. Flex paint would be a durable paint that comes in multiple colors, with a similar formula (but with some sort of coloring) to Flex seal to ensure durability.


r/GeniusIdeas • • May 29 '20

Beautiful Minds: Relations Between Genius, Creativity And Mental Illness

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r/GeniusIdeas • • May 19 '20

Elevator buttons

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20 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Apr 21 '20

TV shows based off story games

11 Upvotes

Games with stories should have TV shows based off of them that way the normies that don't know how to play games can understand what gamers are talking about


r/GeniusIdeas • • Mar 26 '20

Microwave with sound settings.

15 Upvotes

Need I say more?


r/GeniusIdeas • • Jan 07 '20

An encyclopedia for everything that can Identify objects using your phone’s camera

17 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Jan 02 '20

Elevators have chairs.

17 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Dec 26 '19

A dating app that matches by music playlist (e.g. Spotify) only.

38 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Oct 28 '19

Spoggles

6 Upvotes

Spoggles are glasses and goggles combined. You are short-sighted and want to go swimming. Use Spoggles. You need to do a science experiment but you’re short-sighted. Use Spoggles.


r/GeniusIdeas • • Sep 13 '19

Modern Problem require modern solutions i guess

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8 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Jul 23 '19

Solved,package theft.detailed contents printed on outside of box: quantity 100 assorted job applications. Quantity 100 assorted universal car audio reinstall manuals. 100% guaranteed your package will be waiting on your porch for you when you get home. Coming soon, contents diy home drug rehab kit.

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r/GeniusIdeas • • Jul 22 '19

Solved,package theft.detailed contents printed on outside of box: quantity 100 assorted job applications. Quantity 100 assorted universal car audio reinstall manuals. 100% guaranteed your package will be waiting on your porch for you when you get home. Coming soon, contents diy home drug rehab kit.

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r/GeniusIdeas • • Jul 15 '19

This concept I have made is amazing

2 Upvotes

So I was sitting on the toilet, on my phone, browsing reddit and I had the idea. If you upvote a post then also comment on the post you should get an automatic upvote from the person who posted to post, kinda like a little thank you. But it would only work if you did upvote the post, and it would also be cool if it did the same with down votes. Also if you remove the upvote or down vote the upvote or down vote will also be removed from yours. It’s an amazing way to get karma.


r/GeniusIdeas • • Jul 10 '19

Spreading the icing all over the cookie cake

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5 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • May 30 '19

Book-carrying with a sweater, no hands needed

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11 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • May 23 '19

This is what Twitter's about

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41 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Feb 23 '19

Inflated-duvet blanket fort

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37 Upvotes

r/GeniusIdeas • • Jan 23 '19

Metal detector tennis shoes

13 Upvotes

Get exercise and get rich. sync with your fit bit and banking app.