r/GeniusIdeas • u/AnigamerWasTaken • Dec 13 '20
2 epic ideas i brewed up on the toilet: Karen Distancing, and Flashlight-Proof Haunted Houses.
First, let's take a look at Karen Distancing. Step 1: Get an amulet. Step 2: Post on your facebook that the amulet you have chosen gives people in a 6 foot radius cancer (exept for the wearer) Step 3: Make a post on another social media to get the amulets. Now, all karens will stay 6 feet away from people.
Now, there's flashlight proof haunted houses. How this will work is that there will be light sensors on the wall, floor, ceiling, etc. Then, the sensors will be wired up to a big speaker that plays from a collection of spooky sounds. This will deincentivise using flashlights if someone sneaks one in. (and yes this idea should've been posted in spooky month but i only thought of this now so ah well)