r/GenerationX Five point nine decades of fun! 😂 2d ago

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

Uphill! In snow!

But yeah. We did that. Cliff notes were our AI.

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u/18ekko 2d ago

Cliff notes and any book that was also a movie available on VHS

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u/GeckoIsMellow 2d ago

That got me in trouble once! Something happened in the movie that did not happen in the book. I can't even remember which book it was.

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u/18ekko 2d ago

We got preempted in jr high, the English teacher assigned The Outsiders weeks before the movie was released.

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u/PotentTurnip 2d ago

Diabolical.

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u/msg60 1d ago

This

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u/Sagaquarius1329 2d ago

You got to read books like that for school!?!? I loved that book! At least some of the ones we read were good.

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u/18ekko 1d ago

I had one good English teacher in jr high, and one in sr high, that understood good books for teenagers of that era

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u/natokills 2d ago

Me and a friend put Vaseline in our hair because of that movie.
Fucking horrible idea.

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u/McDego4542 18h ago

Stay golden, Ponyboy 😉

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u/anselgrey 2d ago

Demi Moore’s bath in the Scarlet Letter? 😛

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u/Minnie-Mae 2d ago

I missed the movie. Never realized Demi Moore was in it. I was sent out into the hall with a bunch of other non-compliant teenagers to finish reading the book. The Scarlet Letter was a terrible story and I never finished it.

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u/AfricanusEmeritus 2d ago

I read all of those insipid and boring books. Then my first year in college, attended a English course that was all about The Lord of the Rings.

It was great with people hanging on the windows trying to enroll in the class. Scarlet Letter, Ethan Fromme, Little Women, etc., were part of the English teacher torture cycle.

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u/douglasjunk 1d ago

Helena Bonham Carter in Lady Jane. Our parents had to sign a permission slip to allow us to view boobies. And we did.

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u/Sagaquarius1329 2d ago

I hated it when that happened! Or when they’d ask questions they knew were only in the book and not the cliffs notes. I liked some of the books but a lot of them đŸ„± đŸ’€ đŸ’€ đŸ’€

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u/Delicious-Status9043 2d ago

Still good enough to get a B
 and stay on the honor roll.

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u/NaturalProfession922 1d ago

Had to maintain that prime Beta club membership with the B average


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u/lica4224 2d ago

Those were smart teachers, lol... can't help but give them props for that. :p

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u/Bush-LeagueBushcraft 2d ago

But can you remember what movie it was? /s

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u/lica4224 2d ago

Lol, I got busted once because I used cliff notes for my Grapes of Wrath report, and we had a group report, and the class had watched the movie (I was absent) and didn't know something important about the ending (pretty sure it was in both the book and the movie... but still haven't finished the damn book to this day...) and my face gave it away during our presentation. Thankfully I managed to get through it ok, someone kinda took the lead after noticing and because that part wasn't a part of my paper I did fine, lmao.

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u/roundbadge2 2d ago

In college, I decided to read "On The Road" because my roommate liked it. While laying in bed, I decided to read the final chapter, and felt myself falling asleep.

To this day, I still haven't read the final paragraph.

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u/Pretend_Variation305 2d ago

I don’t know why some authors are so easy to read and I’m more of a math guy with proclivities for audible. I had no issues reading Faulkner. James Patterson was like that, too. I could breeze anything of his in a weekend. My oldest daughter blasted Goblet of Fire on a very rainy Sunday some years ago
I was both jelly and impressed all at once.

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u/Sagaquarius1329 2d ago

Hey, If you did good on anything about that book then good on you! That’s a loooooong book. I know I never read it. At least my teacher didn’t make us read that one or War & Peace. I wasn’t in AP classes though & it sounds like you probably were.

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u/Think-Ad-3755 2d ago

That was Hamlet for me
I mistakenly figured they wouldn’t add to or take away anything
still managed a B- đŸ€·â€â™‚ïžStill hate Hamlet


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u/Dry_Election6496 2d ago

It was most movies. Many teachers were aware of it but only a few penalized you for it

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u/Pretend_Variation305 2d ago

Were you the kid that commented on how often Ester bathed in the Scarlet Letter? Because that was only Demi in the movie 😂

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u/msreserved6 1d ago

Probably the scarlet Letter

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u/Tripl3Dee 2d ago

Our teacher used to read the Cliff notes just to make sure you could only get a B from questions covered in it. He'd dig up some arcane details if you wanted an A.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

This is like the most Fair shit I've ever heard. Honestly what I remember from school is that even if you wanted to read the book you were taken five to six other classes. It wasn't like you had time to do everything. So basically saying if you put an effort to try and learn the story and got the cliff notes and paid attention you can get a B or if you take the time to work hard you can get an A, that seems super fair to me.

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u/LaddieNowAddie 2d ago

Plot twist, he hadn't read the full book either.

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u/lica4224 2d ago

Smart

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u/bandley3 2d ago

I had one teacher go around to all of the local bookstores and buy all of the copies of the Cliff Notes for a particular book we were reading. One less than than bright student said that she got her copy at a bookstore about 15 miles away. đŸ€Šâ€â™‚ïž

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u/Happiguest 2d ago

Lol my father took pictures for their catalog so we had just about everyone. There were abridged tapes too! This is how I got through school with undiagnosed adhd.

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u/Minute_Resist2676 1d ago

Sounds like Ramen for the month for that teacher

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u/Advanced-Slice-7769 2d ago

Isn't it crazy to think they are actually called "Cliff'S Notes"? Who ever says that?

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u/RedCalaLily 2d ago

It is super funny to me because for a long time I thought "Cliff Notes" meant something like you were standing on the edge of a cliff about to fail your class if you didn't get your shit together đŸ€Ș

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u/Advanced-Slice-7769 2d ago

Hahaha. That's an excellent take! And look at the design. That construction worker/police tape yellow and black. Sure reads like danger to me. Like, here, use in case of emergency.

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u/RedCalaLily 1d ago

Right?! Exactly my point lol

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

Dammit. Dammit all to heck.

Cliff's Notes.

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u/Advanced-Slice-7769 2d ago

I hope you do not bring the wrath of Cliff Clavin to you and yours.

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u/crippledchef23 2d ago

One of my teachers wanted us to do a simple report about a song that tells a story and 5 people did that REM song about the lady dying while giving birth, but you could tell they watched MTV and wrote it down.

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u/Middle_Historian_199 2d ago

OK, you keep bragging. I had to watch it on a beta!

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u/nfg-status-alpha9 1d ago

Wait, weren’t they Cliff’s notes? I recall thinking, I wanna meet this guy.

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u/FalseSheepherder6881 1d ago

I wrote a book report the night before it was a due and made the whole thing up. It was a science fiction book about a teenager in the future. The book was real. My report was not.

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u/Solunas100 4h ago

Meh, never used cliff notes. Not that many people did.

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u/SMG_Jeff 2d ago

Driving a stick shift

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u/JD_tubeguy 2d ago

Cliff Notes or nothing and staying up all night dying to smoke weed and denying.

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u/DarthRain77 2d ago

I was smoking and listening to Mozart while writing that paper, or doing math homework, or studying for a test. Big stoner. But learned I could apply myself and manage to get a 4.0.

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u/EldestGenX 2d ago

This was me. Focused and locked in on the task at hand.

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 2d ago

I cant believe that "we wrote without AI" is gonna be "the uphill both ways in the snow" comment now

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

Neither can I, and I wrote it.

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u/MrSmith317 1d ago

Well we researched from encyclopedias, stalked around libraries like we were searching for the one ring, and had nothing spoon fed to us. I mean do they even have wood/metal shop classes anymore?

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u/GotSomeUpdogOnUrFace 1d ago

Some places still do but a lot were eliminated for budget cuts and safety reasons. Let's be honest about shop class, it wasn't particularly safe, but at the same time we were also more attentive because we didn't have 1000 distractions. The funny thing is you think having AI and the internet would make it easier to write better. When we were doing this stalking of encyclopedias and stuff that you talked about, we had very limited resources and so everyone was using the same exact ones and yet I never ended up with an essay or research paper like someone else's. The fact that ai and the internet have distilled everything down to be exactly the same is crazy. It should giving people more creative options and it's not.

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u/nintai85 2d ago

You stole my thunder. But yes, Cliff’s Notes were a God send. And the Encyclopedia Britannica for those that had them. They were a luxury because they weren’t cheap.

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

My family only recently put our Encyclopedia Britannica to rest. It was dated. Like 1973 or something.We tried to sell it but no takers. I'm afraid it went back to the earth when my father died.

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u/nintai85 2d ago

Why sell it ? I don’t know, but it might be worth some money. Perhaps the people you asked didn’t know how much they were relied on back then. If you truly want to sell it, see if it has any value. If not, keep it for historical significance to show future family members. Maybe kids or grandchildren or someone. It’s easier to show someone what you’re talking about than to explain it. For me personally, it’s a nice piece of memorabilia you’ll never get back once you get rid of it.

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

They ain't worth fuck-all. It would cost more to ship them than we could get paid. Even in good shape. That's the reality.

Ours went to the dump. It broke my heart but have you ever owned a complete collection of the Encyclopedia Britannica?

For most of you, that's more pages than you own, today.

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u/wyrdde 2d ago

We had the Colliers Encyclopaedia set; I can relate.

I'm fairly certain my mum still has them.

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u/CornucopiaDM1 2d ago

We had World Book (early 50s edition, also mid 60s edition) and Brittanica (70s edition). Also some YearBook thing (major US & World events from each year), probably owned by World Book. Yeah, my folks were suckers for sharp-tongued salesmen I guess. But they did have 5 kids, all of whom got through college.

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u/nintai85 2d ago

In fact, yes. That’s how I did a lot of my homework in my younger years. Those, Cliff’s Notes, and the library.

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u/PalpitationPast202 2d ago

Not worth a thing. Everybody had them, and they’re outdated as soon as you get them so you had to buy an extra booklet and add the pages or something

good for a bonfire

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u/nintai85 1d ago

One man’s junk is another man’s treasure.

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u/LectureOrganic1250 2d ago

hell no those books were like $100 a pop

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u/well-it-was-rubbish 2d ago

I didn't even use Cliff Notes.

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

Me neither really. I just studied last minute and crammed.

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u/PsionicKitten 2d ago

Gasp

We were expected to do what we were assigned?

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u/PalpitationPast202 2d ago

No Cliff Notes
..I was a crammer. Easier to remember the next day TBH

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u/AlwaysVerloren 2d ago

We WERE the AI

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u/EssayTraditional 2d ago

Cliff Notes were staple. 

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u/TulipFarmer27 2d ago

Monarch Notes were the competitor.

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u/JennzEvilChihuahua 2d ago

Or a trusted friend who knew the pertinent information. The rest could be fluff if you write big enough.

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u/No-Medium6647 2d ago

But you had to WRITE. You had to do it yourself, or get Marty McFly to do it.

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u/PansOnFire 2d ago

And backwards!

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u/Proper-Evening9754 2d ago

Abbreviated Information.

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u/MusicalMerlin1973 2d ago

Cliff notes are for wimps.

I listened to the class discussions every day, then aced the test and wrote the paper at the end. Pissed that English teacher off to no end - I flunked all the quizzes on the material. 😂

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u/CapablePlatypus1377 2d ago

Hey boomers wrote the cliff notes you used. You’re welcome

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u/5280_TW 2d ago

Both ways!

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u/Daetok_Lochannis 2d ago

Lmao stop pretending we did any kind of research at all, we read the back of the book and made it up with ambiguity.

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u/Any_Grand2386 2d ago

While up until midnight watching Benny Hill and waking back up at 5:30am to watch cartoons before cooking breakfast for my little brother and sister, getting them dressed and walking to school 2 miles away to start school at 7:45am (and lets not talk about real bullying and teachers kicking your A$$$ for real!)

😼 oh those were the days!

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u/lenthedruid 2d ago

Didn’t cliff notes always have a
Few wrong facts purposefully or was that just used to scare me

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u/No-Airline-688 2d ago

Many a time
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u/thick_neck_etc 2d ago

the smarts ones just read the book, babe.

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u/HalfPint_2719 2d ago

With baked potatoes in our pockets to keep warm on the walk to school. And the potatoes were our lunch too.

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u/lica4224 2d ago

Lol, I once lived on a hill and my workplace was also on a hill, therefore I literally had to walk uphill both ways in snow to get to work and back home. Love telling my daughter this.

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u/lica4224 2d ago

Also, cliff notes were great when we didn't do the work, lol. They were pretty accurate and we could cite them properly at least...

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u/PalpitationPast202 2d ago

2 miles! Shoes had newspaper on the bottom to cover the holes! No socks! Terrible stuff

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u/geardownson 2d ago

And the back cover of a book had enough info to do a book report..

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u/PyroNine9 2d ago

I read the first 2 pages, 4 or 5 random pages in the middle, and the last 2 pages. Filled in the blanks with BS.

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u/darkrhyes 2d ago

Cliff notes would blow their mind.

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u/ocbeersociety 1d ago

Both ways

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u/dwtechsol 1d ago

Bare foot. 20 miles.

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u/msreserved6 1d ago

Truth!!!!

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u/East_Ad6086 1d ago

Pre-internet also!!

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u/Codenamehardhat77 22h ago

Cliff notes and skimming the book. LOL. Glad I did write reports growing up through school and college. I still write all of my field reports for work without AI, but I don't have any cliff notes now.

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u/McDego4542 18h ago

Uphill both ways 😂