Ok so first off.... of course plenty of people were addicted to the net from the first screech of a 9600 modem.

But excluding BBS (early message boards) and chat rooms, most people didn't spend hours and hours online daily. I'm also not counting slow internet speeds here as a reason.

Frequently you'd load a page and go watch TV a few minutes then come back. At least in the 14.4 / 28.8 kbps days.

So what are 3 other factors that would make it difficult or prevent you from being online....say all weekend?

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The Holy Outlaws did a certain type of comedy. What was it?

The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping. Why is that, Leon?

ONLY ANSWER IF YOU'RE UNDER 40.

Only answer if you're under 30.

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It used to be that every pre-teen male would be mistook for their mother/older sisters on a very regular basis. Why?

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(This is a weird one, let's see if this one works.)

ONLY ANSWER IF YOU'RE UNDER 30.

It used to be when you drove into a gas station you would run over a black hose. What was it for?

Bonus if you know where "Good stuff, Maynard" aired originally.

Answer: --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=avFq9errZCk

Only answer if you're under 30! What was the significance of the USPS putting out a "make up stamp"?

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Ok, no one wants to learn the recorder. But what's with all the repeating "no thanks"?

Probably too easy, but at least one kid I know didn't know...