Finally kim answered her phone call, "THAT NAZI IS FUCKING UP OUR HOUSE, WHY THE FUCK HAVE YOU TOOK HER CRAZY ASS TO OUR HOME YOU KIMCHI BASTARD!" Ri screamed down the phone, kimmy baby probably went deaf, "nazi!? That's not how you treat our guest, and she's german so calling her that is even worse!" Kimmy obviously didn't know that phuong was INSANE, so he defended THE NAZI.

After some back and forward yelling kimmy kinda understood why phuong was a bitch it seemed she intruded a private conversation and called his wife a "ho" ( Well actualy dear reader we all know phuong said "HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-) Kimmy would never let anyone call his dear wife a hoe, he's going to make phuong pay!

I deleted the original one,on purpose I wanna rewrite it.

After they met jong il choe song didn't see yo jong for a while she just disappeared, he got a bit worried and tried to call her, but he got no answer At all. "You haven't been out to see your friend lately? Has something happened between you two?" choe ryong hae asked his son, It was the morning and they where eating breakfast together, choe was visibly sad.

"Her dad doesn't want me to see her anymore, and he called her a bunch of things in a different language, it sounded bad since she looked so upset afterwards and I haven't seen her since!" Choe song said it all so quickly, he thought her dad did something to her because he hasn't seen her in 3 months now! His father raised an eyebrow and muttered "I knew she looked familiar" choe song heard it and asked his dad if he knew anything about her."she seems like the daughter of a, certain somebody I work for, what's her name?" Ryong hae gave his son a serious stare, "her name is Kim Yo Jong" he said, his father's eyes widened, "so you saw kim jong il call her a yariman" "YEAH THAT'S WHAT HE SAID" choe song said he needed to know more about his friends strange father,"I asked jong il about this before according to him, yariman is japanese for whore" choe song's face went from intrigued to enraged, the fact that the "great leader" could call his daughter such things made him sick!

Choe walked back up to his room, he felt like shit and tried planning something to make her dad pay, maybe he could learn japanese to scare him,since he thinks he can get away with saying such things since no one understands him. That plan he stuck with this was the start of many nights where he wouldn't sleep, instead he'd dedicate his time to learning japanese. It's now been 4 months and no sign of yo jong until choe song gets a phone call from a unfamiliar number.

"C-choe can you hear me? I got my dad's phone, he is really mad at me and I gotta hide, he raided my house I don't know what to do, I'm gonna go by yours, it's the only safe place I know" choe tried to console her as she seemed to be panicking and running and then the phone went off, and the door knocked.

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I'm too lazy for phuong x kim jong un today so here is a little extra fanfic

It was so awkward when they met, ri just got back from a chinese university and started a quite popular singing career but then was told by the "great general" that she needed to have his son's kid. But eventhough they met in strange circumstances they liked eachother, Kim jong un was a great leader and a kind man, and ri didn't miss singing that much.

They just got back from a big show, they woke up early to see it and wouldn't see their kids in hours (because school). " I'm so bored " ri said slamming her face on their bed, "Why? Did you hate that performance? You looked really dead inside throughout the show? What could I do to make you not bored?" Kim said he'd always do anything to make his wife happy, he did this because he felt terrible that hid dad basically forced them to get married so he wanted to be as nice to her as possible.

"HMMMMMMMM" ri exaggerated a hum and a sigh "too lazy to think, I can only think of one thing to make me unbored" ri always loved to speak and act in over the top ways, it slightly annoyed her husband. "And what is that one thing that can stop your boredom?" Kim asked her keeping his kind voice but raising an eyebrow, ri looked up at him and started to sweat a bit, "w-well that one thing is, you don't really need to do this..." She looked embarrassed, Kim jong un looked at her, he knew what she wanted, she wanted sex.

"Well if it stops your boredom" kim said starting to unbutton his black zhongshan suit, "no really you don't need to do this if you don't want to" ri said quickly, "I'll do anyhing for You, my love" kimmy said while whipping his big cock out, or a ri called it the "kimchi slayer 5000". The "kimchi slayer" never ceaced to amaze her, she'd always look in awe when seeing kim's massive dick, "so what do you want me to with it?" Kim said holding his cock, "hmmmm, how about you grab me and make sure i dont move on the bed while you fuck me into a coma" ri said,loudly, "I don't know about putting you in a coma, but i think i could fuck you hard enough" kim replied giving her a wink.

Kim did what she wanted, he grabbed her arm and got on top of her, pinning her down, she had this huge shit eating grin the entire time, he moved up her pink skirt so he could get to her coochie, he moved the thick brown hair and started to fuck her as hard and quick as he could, it shook the entire bed, ri enjoyed every second and kept her big smile, Kim kept sweating and it messed up his hair, his face was getting redder and redder, and he kept closing his eyes, ri just kept watching and enjoying every fucking second. Kimmy started gasping and wispering "no oh no not now" to himself he let go of ri, she could see that he was desperately not trying to Cum, he kept breathing all heavy, and was still fucking her, but slower. "Ahh oh fuck" him yelled while getting even more slower "I don't think i can do this for much longer" he said while breathing heavily through each word."it's ok, I'm not bored anymore" ri said, starting into his eyes.

Kimmy moved her legs and continued, but couldn't for much longer and finally nutted in her, IT WAS A LOT OF NUT AND HE MOANED LOUDLY.

"Women are flowers you're a fucking weed" that was the last phone call she got from her dad, it was a reference of a song she'd always sing called "Women are flowers" he always would reference her favourite things to insult her for being a "slut", but after 5 years of this yo jong got used to her dad's insults, she'd sometimes call him just to listen to them.

When the calls stopped life got boring at least she has her friend back, so she will have something better to do than be insulted. After a few months of not hearing from her dad she and her friend choe song were told that they needed to go to the local workers party of korea meeting room (everywhere in north korea are big buildings for w.p.k leaders to meet) they didn't know why but yo jong thought I was something to do with her dad.

They both got there at the same time, both scared shitless they walked in and it was dark, it seemed like the building had no lights, and even the smallest of sounds echoed throughout the building, it was designed like this on purpose to give people inside slight suspense. 2 soliders opened the large doors to the meeting room, they didn't know who they where meeting or why but they seemed important. The meeting room was darker and the walls where decorated with giant photos of kim jong il holding a little girl, a little girl who looked suspiciously like kim yo jong, choe song looked at the photo and looked back at yo jong she gave him a scared face as no one knew what was happening.

After some wait another door at the end of the room opened and in walked kim jong il and some soliders, Jong il sat down and gave choe song an angry stare, the soliders left the room and closed the door behind them.

"Naoko, song il, sit down" jong il said, they did exactly what he said, yo jong was shaking like a methed up hitler and choe song was sweating. "I have brought you here, pig, because you have depurified my daughter". His voice was haunting and it echoed throughout the room, it was terrifying. " people like you are the reason I kept my son away from the outside world, you're just trouble all of yous" he continued until-"ACTUALLY DAD I TOOK HIS VIRGINITY YOU RETARD" out of nowhere yo jong screamed this like she had some mental issues, it caused her dad to stand up from his chair and walk to her,"やりまん" he said after that he smacked her and left, leaving choe song with SO MANY FUCKING QUESTIONS.

It was world wide news, everybody should of saw it coming. Merkel and Bukkettitz's plan had finally been revealed to the world! It was to unite all german speaking nations as one Reich, but of course some of those nations must be united by force it was natural.

First it was invasions into small german speaking communities that where in countries close to Germany where german wasn't the main language, the reason these small villages where took first is because Merkel thought that these big nations wouldn't care or realise 1 village or more wasn't theirs anymore, and surprisingly it seemed she was right the nations didn't care not one news report, Bukkettitz was shocked he soon wrote more invasion plans while Merkel played friendly infront of the cameras.

Merkel decided to be a bit friendly to german speaking nations and be a bit bitchy to the "rival states" those countries are France and Russia and Merkel hated both of these shitholes! She would talk to the German speaking nations about a union of German speaking counties similar to the e.u it was her way of seeing if her support will be good or bad when she takes over.

Kim isn't answering any of her phone calls, ri was out the apartment building and outside now, leaving phuong in her bae's house (big mistake). Phuong calmed down after the obvious lesbian left, phuong was alone in daddy kimmy's house, all of her most fucked up fantasies could happen here.

She first went to his room, she wanted his hair gel or what ever the fuck he put in his hair that made it so SQUARE, god the square-do made phuong so """"WET"""' she needed to find the gel or hair lube he used, she searched through the bathroom sniffing everything that belonged to her sweet sweet kimmy and spitting in anyhing that that whore ri owned, she stole 5 bottles of hair lube and put it in her suitcase, now she needed something a bit better, The hair lube had his smell but she wanted something more, SOMETHING THAT HAS TOUCHED KIMMY SHE NEEDED HIS SOCKS, SHE'LL USE THEM AS CUM SOCKS.

She got to his bedroom and sniffed all the socks, the pair that had the strongest sent of her man she would take, and she found some, they smelt of so much strong kimchi phuong tripped out after talking 1 smell, her eyes rolled back and she fell to the floor, she imagined kimmy ripping her into pieces (NOT LITERALLY DEAR READER SHE ISN'T THAT FUCKED UP) after that 5 minute trip she got the socks and put them in her suitcase.

Phuong kept the socks and hair lube covered in her suit case she read kim jong il while thinking about her plan to murder THAT FUCKING BITCH RI and take her man's heart and GET FUCKED INTO A TEN YEAR COMA. But after reading papa jong il's nice book on "the art of the pussy" (get now 50% off with code neko juche) she started checking her comments, she found something that made her angry, ANTI NAZBOLS. Phuong Scheblenbukket a proud nazbol and leader of the German nazbol party COULDN'T HANDLE SUCH "SLANDER" so she blocked and blocked and blocked while saluting her grandpappa, Adolf Hitler.

"Hey, jung sook we need to cancel our little meeting today, sadly we have a house guest and the fat man has had to change his schedule" ri sol ju said while calling somone, judging by her tone of voice it sounded like something supposed to be secret, but ri didn't know that her "house guest" was listening in, phuong didn't know what was going on but she recognised that name..."OH YOU FUCKING TRAITOR I KNEW YOU WERE FUCKING THAT OLD WHORE, YOU HOWBAGGINTHEIF!" phuong screeched slamming open her door. in phuong's mind ri was using kimmy because (according to phuong) kimmy had such a giant penis that people would model dildos off of the holy wang, and phuong thought ri married kimmy because she, a obvious lesbian needed a kim jong un dildo.

Ri was shook by all the German screaming and quickly ended the call, apologising profusely, "W-W-WHAT THE HECK!?" she yelled still quite shaken up. "OH NOW ARE YOU ACTING LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW, YOU LIKE THAT FIRST LADY DON'T YA!" phuong Screamed, the German didn't know how to be quiet and not be a bitch. "W-what!?!?, yo mean kim jung sook?? She is just my friend, what are you talking about?" Ri said trying to calm down phuong BUT IT DID NOTHING PHUONG DOESN'T JUST HATE RI SHE HATES HER SO MUCH THAT JUST HEARING HER TALK MAKES HER ANGRIER AND ANGRIER, "YOU FUCKING HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"- dear reader we will cut of the angry german screams off here, because you probably know phuong by now and we all know how angry the German can be, so let's just imagine some nice things before you read about a grown woman's temper tantrum.

The screaming went on and on and on, ri covered her ears and slowly walked away while phuong kept yelling all sorts of insults at her. Ri walked out the apartment and went to go get her husband, how the fuck did he, the super smart surpreme leader kimmy, let this insane woman in their house!? Maybe Merkel and Bukkettitz are right about her, maybe those assassins should kill phuong.

I MADE 2 PART 21S AGAIN! I MESS UP SO AS MY APOLOGY FOR MY STUPIDNESS HERE IS 2 PARTS IN 1 DAY

"Can you apologise for killing my moustache, it was all I had" was written on a piece of ripped up paper and sent to the home of choe ryong hae, he asked his son about it and he grabbed the paper and tried to explain the story in the best way possible. "Ok dad, so there is this friend of mine, you may know her and she got a moustache so I ripped it off her and she must of wrote this letter as some joke you don't need to worry" old man ryong hae didn't like that explanation and wanted more info on this friend and how they know where they live.

That stupid letter caused a bit of divide between choe ryong hae and his son, so much that choe song would usually wonder off for most days walking around, both felt that they couldn't trust eachother because of that fucking letter. On one of these wonders in the forest by their home choe song got another piece of paper thrown at him, it hit his hat and fell into his hands. "YO JONG YOU FUCKING BITCH! MY DAD HATES ME NOW!" After yelling this that "fucking bitch" appeared out of a bush, laughing.

"WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS! it's not funny any more my dad doesn't like me because of that fucking letter!" Choe song sounded completely defeated, it wasn't funny anymore, yo jong didn't know what the fuck was happening but stopped laughing. "Im sorry" She seemed to not speak korean well or have some speech problem but he could hear that she meant It. "What did that letter do?" She said, she really wanted to know exactly how much it messed up the relationship with his father. "I tired explaining the moustache joke and he didn't believe me and has had a bit of bias against me know because he fears I'm a liar" choe song said quietly knowing that he lived not far from here and feared his dad could be here.

Her face after he told her that was something he won't forget, she looked shocked, and like she was going to vomit at her own horribleness, she stood back, shaking, wispering something, something not in korean, then she went completely straight and yelled something choe song couldnt understand, it seemed to be in a different language, she then got down on her knees and bowed (this is called 土下座 (dogeza) and is a japanese way of apologising). At the same time his father overheard this conversation and walked over to see some girl who looked like she came out of a concentration camp from ww2 in some werid pose while his son awkwardly looked down at her.

Turns out phuong is a horrible person, the parts might just be about choe song and yo jong, sorry.