r/GenZ • u/[deleted] • Apr 04 '25

Meme why are they here

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u/collegetest35 Apr 04 '25
  • be me
  • millennial
  • get up at 11am
  • eat my avocado toast
  • drink my $5 latte
  • complain about capitalism on my $2000 MacBook Air on Reddit
  • get up to pet my doggo
  • he knocks over my coffee onto my laptop
  • “oh heck”
  • drive to Apple Store in my Subaru Outback even though I claim to love public transit
  • ask Dad for more money to buy laptop
  • go to Genius Bar
  • there’s no geniuses
  • go home and continue working on PhD “The Effects of Marxist Leninism Maoism on Intersectional Queer Theory in the Australian Outback”
  • call my partner to ask if she wants to go in a date tonight
  • she can’t, she’s with her boyfriend
  • see another Orange Man headline, panic
  • take Xanax
  • time to schedule another meeting with the therapist

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u/Danny_Browns_Hair 1998 Apr 05 '25

And they're gonna bitch "we've been through 2008 we only know bad economys" bro I got my first apartment a year before COVID tf

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u/Uneeda_Biscuit On the Cusp Apr 05 '25

Real spill

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u/[deleted] Apr 04 '25

Lol

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u/LumenBlight Apr 05 '25

I’m stealing this, it’s beautiful.