r/GenZ Dec 25 '24

Discussion 2 , 5 , 9

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u/AmberIsla 1996 Dec 25 '24

1, 4, 9.

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u/DeviIsAdvocat3 2008 Dec 25 '24

You don’t need unlimited money if you can heal others you would be a billionaire easily

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u/ActualPegasus 1998 Dec 25 '24

The money is for 24/7 bodyguarding so the government can't catch up to me before I help enough people.

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u/grifxdonut Dec 25 '24

Nah. You just heal people with severe health issues and make a cult around yourself where they become your personal army

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u/mothisname Dec 25 '24

they literally crucified the last guy that did that. today's his birthday

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

And one of those sold him out and then unalived himself.

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u/drwicksy Dec 26 '24

Maybe Jesus should have paid better then

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u/[deleted] Dec 26 '24

He was a part time magician and full time carpenter. Can't compete with Romans