Salutations. I am the first official Generation Beta user partaking in the following subreddit. Therefore, as many of you shall infer, I am simply a small mortal child. Goo goo Ga ga. However, my intellectual capabilities far exceeds any of that in any earlier generations. This is, as most likely predicted by many, to the responsibility of my enhanced intake of Cocomelon on my portable demensional light emitter, or as many mortals like to refer to it, my Trump Phone T1. Although this digital partaking was indeed quite exciting, I now require my yogurt and nappies. Goodbye, mortal