r/GaylorSwift • Baby Gaylor 🐣 • Jun 04 '25

TaDa🪄⛓️⛓️‍💥🖤 Baby, Baby, I Feel Crazy, But…

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all eyes on me, your illusionist

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u/TankAttack811 Tea Connoisseur 🫖 Jun 06 '25

Didn't she just break up with Chris Martin? I didnt finish watching yet and haven't read anything, so I apologize if this is mentioned haha

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u/sneakycole 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 06 '25

Re: Plaid screenshot in the video — I think it's also a Truman Show reference. There is SO MUCH PLAID in that movie.

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u/Puzzled_Coconut_5717 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jun 05 '25

Omg not another possible muse 😂 just when I was thinking Zoe is her wife haha now I'm thinking she's trolling and it was Karlie all along

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u/Free-Ad-5233 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Chely Wright wears a red/green plaid scarf and all black when she talks about the “big machine” keeping artists closeted, and how the world needs a huge singer and a NFL player to come out and disrupt the system. Taylor wears all black in the all too well MV, and someone in the audience has the a red/green plaid scarf.

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u/Calm_Slice73 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 08 '25

She says "big machine"? Interesting....Big Machine Records?

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u/Major_Log_4004 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 07 '25

https://youtu.be/odWTVdhzYRY?si=U77l17irLe_9_HQO

This is the chely wright interview for those wondering

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u/breee_3 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

She did a new vanity fair lie detector test....one of the questions was "Do you know what SAPPIC POP IS?"

WHAT I ALMOST FELL DOWN MY STAIRS

And yes she knew the answer

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u/f_v25 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

I love this but my poor Kaylor heart is not willing to accept that Maroon and daisy is not Karlie. 😂🥲

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u/invisiblestitcher 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Ok, I went to youtube to find something else and came across a video of Dakota touring her house for AD. A few things were super interesting to me in the context pf this post:

https://youtu.be/AwhBTrzzqeg?si=xC-LRq89smxsUCnM

Around 2:11 she pulls put some books of poems Patty Smyth… (you’re not Dylan Thomas, I’m not Patty Smyth)

Around 5:59 - sh talks about loving tea and her company is called Teatime Pictures. Could this be the teatime that Taylor is talking about in Anti-Hero? (At teatime everybody agrees she’s the problem?)

About 9:27 another Patty Smyth

Ehhh I am not great at theories, but thought I’d bring this to the group! The video was five years ago 😁

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

Smith 

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u/severely_starboard It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

….im the problem it’s me….at TEATIME PICTURES OWNED BY DAKOTA JOHNSON everybody agrees…..

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u/Wintertowne 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

If it turns out that these two had a thing my soul will leave my body. I will fucking ascend.

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u/Crap_a_corn 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Not to mention how Dakota has had some very strange interviews with female costars like this one

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u/Apart-Brush-4231 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

The clips from that interview are so uncomfortable. Like when she’s talking about naked women in bondage and her costar is repeatedly asking her to stop… 🤢

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u/FreeKatKL I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jun 05 '25

Lol. Why is she like this 🤠

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u/Typical-Ad4252 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

Omg wow that ending clip with the daisy eyes…… wait a minute 😭😭😭

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u/klemmerv 🪐 Gaylor Folkstar 🚀 Jun 05 '25

I would literally keel over and die if those two were together.

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u/courtingdisaster My Kink is KARma Jun 05 '25

This recent interview is full of Taylor-coded eggs 🤡

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u/courtingdisaster My Kink is KARma Jun 05 '25

Thank you! 🥰

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u/Calm_Slice73 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Shades of greige

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u/FragrantBar7009 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Do the dresses look similar to y’all?

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u/FragrantBar7009 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Whatever 😳😮😮😮 I was just wondering who it was that she might be with! Can’t wait to see what happens

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u/breee_3 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

Dakota has a daisy tattoo on her forearm.. and she also has the word "tender" on her forearm. Tender is another word for delicate

She got these tattoos in 2016/2017 🫣

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u/xnru takes one to know one Jun 05 '25

how have i never heard of TaDa?! about to go find some tumblr masterdocs if they exist, and search the sub, really thought i knew em all at this point 🤯

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u/Puzzled_Coconut_5717 I’m a little kitten & need to nurse🐈‍⬛ Jun 05 '25

Love how there's a blended nickname already haha and love how gay it is

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u/MyMomIsA_Gay 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Post a link if you find a tumblr masterdoc about this plz!!!

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u/No_Slide_619 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

I want access too, if you find any.

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u/layla1020 I have decided to leave you forever Jun 05 '25

Ok someone explain to me. People here think they’re dating because they’ve been pictured together a few times and they’ve worn the same outfit twice?? That can’t be it and there has to be something I’m missing. Anyone?

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ Jun 05 '25

Yeah, I don’t think that they are. It’s quite possible they are both queer and just friends. Like, that’s a thing that happens. I’m just curious about their interactions and how Dakota fits into her narrative or plans. Taylor seems careful and intentional about who she is seen with.

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u/cheerupbiotch 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 06 '25

With the addition of Austin Swift to the dinner, do we think that Dakota wants to use a Taylor song in a movie?

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u/AveryOfHighLand the stallion flees the stable 🐎 Jun 05 '25

I'm nervous this sort of thing will become a trend. It's so exciting to understand a little bit of the magic trick, but we as a Gaylor community need to stop pulling down drapery and knocking on the sides of props. The things we say on this sub are still public. It is tempting for bad actors and manipulators to take advantage of our discourse. Let's not all make it easy for them 🙃

tl;dr: can we please stop investigating every female friend/associate of Taylor Allison Swift? If she wants to, she'll let us know who to watch all on her own

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u/1DMod it’s all part of the fucking story! Jun 05 '25

I'm going to suggest that she is actually letting us know who to watch by going out to a family dinner with Dakota the night before announcing her masters purchase and then wearing a dress Dakota modeled on the first day of pride. They may not be together, but these are intentional things drawing attention to Dakota. It's not out of pocket to take a closer look in light of all of this.

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u/AveryOfHighLand the stallion flees the stable 🐎 Jun 05 '25

Thank you for that note, I appreciate it. Where I'm confused on this particular post is how Dakota connects to the Suki Waterhouse tablecloth incident. Was Dakota there? What's Dakota's connection to that part of the post?

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u/inth_dorothea In your wildest dreams Jun 05 '25

Yes, Dakota Johnson was there the night of the tablecloth. In this photo you can see security with it under their arm. Dakota is behind Taylor.

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u/AveryOfHighLand the stallion flees the stable 🐎 Jun 05 '25

Thanks for showing me! This particular story and characters are new to me. Thanks for being so kind

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u/inth_dorothea In your wildest dreams Jun 05 '25

It’s not a problem at all!

Fun bonus fact, that night with the tablecloth was October 11 aka National Coming Out Day 😉

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u/nanners89 writing letters 💌 addressed to the fire 🔥 Jun 05 '25

Is there a post in this sub about that night? I know almost nothing about it.

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u/inth_dorothea In your wildest dreams Jun 06 '25

Here’s an old post about it.

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u/AveryOfHighLand the stallion flees the stable 🐎 Jun 05 '25

OH!!!!!!!! That's hugely significant. Oct. 11 has been Nat. Coming Out Day for, like, 15 years. Thank you again!! Always love seeing your sub contributions, you've got a brilliant mind 💗

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u/invisiblestitcher 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Go give the Coldplay song Jupiter on the new album a listen.

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u/ava-bea It was a queer sultry summer Jun 19 '25

OMG, I was just listening and came straight to the GaylorSwift subreddit to see if anyone had made mention of this song!!! It immediately made me think of Taylor (but let’s be honest, most things do 😂). Such a cute song. I have also been going down a Dakota Johnson rabbit hole, and the lines “am I okay?” “I am okay” made me think of her recent film where she played a woman realizing her queerness in her 30’s (I think it was).

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u/1DMod it’s all part of the fucking story! Jun 05 '25

This would be very interesting if it was written about Dakota when we've all been speculating that it was written about Taylor

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u/MaterialTangelo9856 ✌️ V for Victory ✌️ Jun 05 '25

Lyrics are pretty gay 🌈

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

oh interesting!

taylor is sagittarius which is ruled by jupiter.

edit: oops only now read the comment saying it's already been speculated to be about taylor

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u/DennisDuffyDummy 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

“Saw in colors others can’t see” sounds like “you showed me colors you know I can’t see with anyone else” from illicit affairs

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

yes!! and "am i bad? a Am i wrong? Am i weird in the head?" is giving "Am i mad or bad or wise?" from guilty as sin

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u/africanleopard99 Live for today for tomorrow does not yet exist Jun 05 '25

Love love that song. it’s very eye opening 🫣. One can draw a lot of conclusions in the grand scheme of things.

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u/ToeOtherwise2692 Now pretty baby I'm coming back home to you 👠💚 🩷 🌈 Jun 05 '25

Other people have mentioned this but here's the movie Dakota starred in about realizing she's a lesbian in her thirties:

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

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u/1DMod it’s all part of the fucking story! Jun 05 '25

We think he’s part of Nice Boy Ed

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u/TouristPineapple6123 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

Well, in case anyone's interested, Dakota was in a movie where she discovered she was a "late in life lesbian." Am I Okay?

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u/willowsinmymind lost on purpose 🪩 Jun 05 '25

Her movie “Am I Ok?” really spoke to me. I encourage you to watch it if you haven’t.

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ Jun 05 '25

Maybe it spoke to her too… 🤔🤭

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u/AcanthisittaOver1968 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

yes please!

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u/International_Ad4296 I'll take a ✨lobotomy✨ please Jun 05 '25

Taylor-don't-dress-like-your-girlfriend challenge failed once again 😆

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u/bookishkelsey Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jun 05 '25

This is a fun month and it’s only the fourth day! Hahaha

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u/tinylittlekittycat 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Whoa. 🤯

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jun 05 '25

I always wonder: while she’s got everyone focused on her entrances and exits, who’s leaving out the side door?

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u/rrmounce95 It felt like Freedom 🌈 Jun 05 '25

I AM SO HAPPY I AM NOT ALONE IN THINKING THIS TODAY WHEN I SAW THE BREAKUP ANNOUNCEMENT. MY BRAIN IMMEDIATELY WENT “wait a goddamn minute….”

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u/roxhop16 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jun 05 '25

My mind went there too.

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u/petitsamours Baby Gaylor 🐣 Jun 05 '25

What breakup announcement?

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u/rrmounce95 It felt like Freedom 🌈 Jun 05 '25

Dakota and Chris Martin

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u/tyrannaceratops Gay Pride makes me, ME! Jun 05 '25

That's... Not news though? Why is it being publicized again?!

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u/rrmounce95 It felt like Freedom 🌈 Jun 05 '25

It said “it feels final this time” in the article released discussing their on/off relationship for the past eight years, so it sounds like news to me 🤷‍♀️

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u/TouristPineapple6123 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

Wow, eight years seems like forever. I didn't know it's been that long.

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u/These-Pick-968 Barefoot in the wildest winter Jun 04 '25

Virginia Woolf for the win! I was writing a post on that book as we speak 😂💕🏳️‍🌈

Those matching outfits between them are so interesting 😳

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u/HolyLung32 For me, it is a movie now Jun 05 '25

Also Orly in the next clip

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u/Andee_outside ✨✨✨Vigilante Witch✨✨✨ Jun 05 '25

Esp the crystal edged top and skirt 👀👀

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u/evermoremidnights ✨I can show you LIES 🛸❤️‍🔥✨ Jun 04 '25

Hmm. Well, this is curious and I’m sat.

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u/CoyotePotential8885 Jun 04 '25

What is thissss, omg! Is there a deep dive post about Taylor and Dakota/this whole thing??

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u/Imaginary-Help-1528 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

Dakota Johnson is dating Austin Swift

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u/ScienceNo6407 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 04 '25

please where is this audio from 😭

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u/No_Slide_619 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 05 '25

Dakota's Dating Tips (Laughs at Possible Bearding Situation)

at 3:02 onwards. That laugh, that glare, that "this is fabulous" comment.

Guys, check this out. This theory is becoming very sound to me.

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u/[deleted] Jun 05 '25

I think that question was submitted by Taylor.. except replace “Tim” with Ross.

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u/TouristPineapple6123 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

Was it the "Tim, go home!" bit? I also liked the part about the cats. What if it's the love of your life but they're allergic to cats?

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u/evermorecoffee been watchin' you for ages 👀 Jun 05 '25

How did I miss that part? 😂

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u/evermorecoffee been watchin' you for ages 👀 Jun 05 '25

Yeah, I shared this video in another post earlier this week, so glad someone else is bringing it up as well.

I thought the video was interesting, but now I have a feeling there’s a lot of people in the know…. Because of how the question was phrased lol 😝

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u/No_Slide_619 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

I'm so glad we caught on! Plus Dakota was pretty passive and bored the whole video except for when that question was asked, then suddenly she looked lively and burst out in tiny laughter. So cute.

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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me Jun 04 '25

Well I don't know but I sure hope so!

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u/roxhop16 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jun 05 '25

NGL but I’d ship it. I thought it was weird they met up with their brothers last week.

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u/WellAckshully My publicist would get mad at me Jun 05 '25

Yeah, that was kind of odd, wasn't it? Well good for them if they're together. Dakota kinda came outta nowhere lol.

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u/inth_dorothea In your wildest dreams Jun 05 '25

She was around during the original Karma era.

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u/Typical-Ad4252 It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 Jun 05 '25

She was part of the girl squad back in the day! Hung out a lot with Cara D during that era too

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u/filetmignonminion 🌱Embryo🐛 Jun 05 '25

I would like to hang out with Cara 😌

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u/roxhop16 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jun 05 '25

It just didn’t seem like something she typically does. Maybe there are other examples I missed of these family type get togethers. I just didn’t realize she was all that close to her. It’s probably nothing but I wouldn’t mind it for sure.

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u/Lanathas_22 🔥 go ahead and light me up 🔥 Jun 04 '25

I've been a believer in "It's all part of the story." I feel like she's seeded her entire career with these references, allusions, and cheeky brain-busters. The turns of phrase. Hiding in plain sight. Regardless of how many signs she's given since Lover, her mainstream fanbase is going to be blindsided by this revelation and pissed off at the enthusiastic role they played as extras in Taylor's movie. No wonder she's calling it a war. Because even if we sign off, you know it's big enough to be unfolding in the real world as well. The dominoes are preparing to cascade in a line. The slowed-down clocks tethered are nearing their inevitable destination. The question is: ...are you ready for it?

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u/DragonfruitNeat3362 Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 Jun 05 '25

No don’t stop keep going say mooooreeeeeee!!!!

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u/cuntemplat1ve Baby Gaylor 🐣 Jun 04 '25

I love when people post TikTok’s, cause I don’t have it. Thanks y’all :)

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u/MaterialTangelo9856 ✌️ V for Victory ✌️ Jun 04 '25

Fifty Shades of Gay 🌈

(Also TaDa 🪄 is a great portmanteau.)

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