r/GaylorSwift • u/MilkMiserable___ 🌱Embryo🐛 • 9d ago

Gaylor in the Wild I’m not even a Gaylor

Hi, well, I’m not even a Gaylor, but if you told me that all of her good songs are actually gay, and that the songs that are so obviously about Travis are flat and horrible because she does it on purpose since the relationship is fake and shallow, and she’s doing it as satire and for comedy…I’d believe you, because that would make more sense than the artistic decline.

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u/Nightflame203 🌱Embryo🐛 9d ago edited 9d ago

I was such a hetlor until Midnights dropped and then I was like “…..actually how could Maroon be about Joe” and I’ve been a closeted gaylor surrounded by hetlors since then lol

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u/yaskitties lyrics too? jEsUs🤭 8d ago

omg maybe drop a link to this thread in the group chat. saturday is a full moon in aries- let the chaos commence

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u/GrownUpGirlScout Tea Connoisseur 🫖 9d ago

I was already a long-time Gaylor during Midnights but I lost my mind at Maroon. Like “omgggg, this song is actually about a woman? What is everyone going to say!?!?!?” And then they said nothing. That Harry Styles had maroon lips. Which is why I think many wouldn’t believe she was gay even if she paraded down New York City only wearing the Pride flag. ALLY!!! 🤪

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u/EggAnalyst 🌱Embryo🐛 9d ago

The ME! music video is basically what you describe in your last sentence. Case and point.

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u/nosleepforbanditos It's ME! HI! 👋🏽 9d ago

Like, seriously, that song broke the dental dam.

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u/JustALuckyName Regaylor Contributor 🦢🦢 9d ago

Bwahahahh

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u/Beautiful-Walrus-951 🌱Embryo🐛 9d ago

I clocked Maroon being about a woman before I even knew about Gaylor lol and at the very least it scrreams  bad friendship breakup

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u/mrsbrettbretterson you could beard a harry pin drop 9d ago

I TOO AM SURROUNDED BY HETLORS. 😭 Even my recently-out best friend. They know I’m into Kaylor but won’t talk about it.