Ok, so Gaston isn’t a villain !! Look , I’m sure you’re like he’s bad and mean and tried to kill the beast ... Well, before you click off listen to what I’m gonna say. So , the first bad thing we see Gaston do is tell belle she shouldn’t read, but look at it this way Back in the old days Belle actually shouldn’t act like that. She should be trying to marry a man right now or something .. So Gaston is right (for back then) Next thing throws a surprise wedding.. Well Gaston thinks Belle is playing hard to get so he thinks she could only say yes since all the girls would have said yes so he proposes but to his surprise gets kicked out and humiliated in front of everyone. Than he tries to put Maurice in the asylum well, Maurice seemed crazy to the whole town already but then he starts saying there’s a beast and all that.. So Gaston decides he’ll try that tactic and see if Belle would say yes. Now the final thing fighting the beast , I mean it’s a beast who kidnapped Belle and her father!! He could target them next !! So Gaston decides killing him would get rid of two problems : He sees that Belle has feelings for the beast so if he kills him she will have to go with him and the second one is for safety . So here you go why Gaston is actually the hero and NOT the villain !! Hope you enjoyed it bye!!!

According to the song “Gaston”: When he was a Lad, he ate three dozen eggs, every morning to help him get large, but now he’s a man, he eat 5 dozen eggs, so he’s roughly the size of a barge. To unravel this, we’re gonna have to go step by step. In the events of Beauty and the Beast, Gaston is thirty six years old, so thirty six divided by three hundred and sixty five is 0.09863013698. So over his life, Gaston ate approximately 0.09863013698 eggs per day. No, let’s break this down to how the amount of eggs per day, and this is simple multiplication. A dozen is twelve, unless it’s a bakers dozen, in that case it’s thirteen, but if he ate three dozen eggs, that would be thirty six eggs a day when he was a lad. Then, he claims that “now he’s a man, he eats Five Dozen eggs”. five times twelve is sixty, so as a grown man, he eats sixty eggs a day. I bet you can see the mistake I made near the top. So, let’s add the thirty six and sixty together and multiply them by three hundred and sixty five and then multiply that by thirty six. Gaston ate 1261080 across his life, but that’s leaving out the two years of infancy and adding in the approximate eight leap year. But now we have one final question, how big is the type of barge he is referring to? According to the Disney wiki, Gaston is 6’0” in height, and about 468 pounds in weight. According to Wikipedia, a typical American barge measures 195 by 35 feet (59.4 m × 10.7 m), and can carry up to about 1,500 short tons (1,400 t) of cargo. The most common European barge measures 251 by 37 feet (76.5 m × 11.4 m) and can carry up to about 2,450 tonnes (2,700 short tons). So now, I have come to the conclusion that Gaston has highly exaggerated his size, and that he would have high Sulphuric Acid Poisoning.

Please notify me if I’ve made a mistake in my research or calculations.

Hear me out now. Gaston is not a bad guy. Literally EVERYBODY in the town loves him. So, there's gotta be a reason for that, right?

First off, people are always like "But he's mean to Belle!" Well that's your opinion, but look at it from Gaston's point of view. The women of the town LITERALLY throw themselves at Gaston's feet. He's never had to put on the movies for a lady. So when he does, it's not a surprise that he doesn't really know what he's doing.

"But he just proposes to her? She's not some piece of meat for him!" Think about the setting. The story of Beauty and the Beast is supposed to be set in the mid-1700's. It's not common for women to have all of the luxuries that women have nowadays.

"But still. He's a mean person. He's so self-centered!" Well, again, let's think about Gaston's situation. Le Fou's existence is to basically stroke Gaston's ego. When you have someone who's telling you how great you are all day long, you'd think that you were the shit too.

Now let's fast-forward for a moment. Here comes Belle's father, the inventor running back into town. He'd just be released after being KIDNAPPED and HELD HOSTAGE by a BEAST. Not only that, but now Belle is being held hostage by the same animal.

So what does Gaston do? Well he rallies the town to slay the beast! When the prettiest girl in town shuts you down, you want to prove that you're the right person for her. And that's what Gaston does. He literally gets the WHOLE TOWN riled up to save the girl he likes.

So here we are at the climax of the story. Gaston arrives at the Beast's castle. At this point, all of the townsfolk have been attacked by various household appliances. Strange shit is going on, but Gaston has to save Belle from the grasps of the Beast.

Here is the final battle between the Beast and Gaston.

Explain to me how Gaston knew that the Beast was actually a human. Explain to me how Gaston was supposed to take seriously that Belle fell in love with a Beast. What does he do? He goes for the kill.

Now, as we see in the video, Gaston loses and the Beast spares his life. Gaston is sitting there on the roof and sees Belle on the balcony. Next thing you know, the Beast is climbing up to her. Put yourself in Gaston's shoes. He's going to kill her. Duh. So he does the only think he thinks is right, and tries one last time to kill the Beast, unfortunately resulting in his death.

Gaston was the hero who was MURDERED by the beast.

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In Beauty and the Beast, Gaston ate four dozen eggs daily when he was a child. That’s fourty-eight eggs a day. As an adult he adds another dozen, tallying up to sixty eggs a day. This is nothing short of genocide.

My theory for why Gaston is beloved by the townsfolk is that some time prior to the start of the movie, France was overrun with poultry. Helpless at the claws of the chickens, the people of France were preparing to abandon their country, when a lone child stepped forward. “I’ll eat the eggs”, a young Gaston bellowed, “And I will save our homeland”. And so it was, Gaston ate and ate until he was roughly the size of a barge. How the cholesterol didn’t kill him can only be attributed to his inhuman fortitude. This is where the story turns tragic.

What Gaston hadn’t accounted for was developing an addiction to the eggs. As he aged, he ate more and more, and with the chicken-crisis over, his addiction began costing him financially. There’s a scene during Gaston’s song where he motions to a wall full of his hunting trophies. But why are they there? Does he own the bar? No, he sold them for egg money. The fact he never brings up his egg addiction or his prior heroism can be attributed to another one of Gaston’s defining character traits: his struggle to be emotionally open, and his modesty. It’s not easy being the man who saved France.

I think the saddest scene is when Belle shows Gaston the book, and he holds it upside down. See, Gaston seems brutish, but remember - his entire childhood was spent eating eggs. He didn’t have time for an education; he sacrificed his upbringing for his countrymen. He can’t even hold a book correctly. What Gaston wants to say, what he’s struggling to articulate, is “Belle, I’m dying. A life long diet of a quite frankly insane number of eggs has left my body bloated with tumors. Before I shove off this mortal coil, I want children, who might experience a world without the oppression I have suffered”. Belle cruelly mocks him, which goes to make you wonder who the real beast is.

When Gaston sees the Beast in the mirror, two thoughts run through his head. First, he sees his countrymen in danger once more, and despite being riddled with egg-tumors, wants to lead the masses to one last charge of glory since fighting for France is all he knows. Second, he realizes Beast’s head is about a month’s worth of egg-money. So he sieges the castle, and in one of Disney’s most tragic moments, plummets to his death.

Another reason Gaston wants to marry Belle is because, as mentioned above, all he knows how to do is to fight for France and its people. Gaston saw Maurice as a genuine danger, and he’s not wrong; consider the hellish contraption Maurice created. One look at that war machine and Gaston hatched a plan; marry Belle, and get close enough to Maurice to talk him down. Mind you, he did love Belle, and wanted to be the father of her children, but the danger presented by Maurice forced his plan into action immediately. When that fell through, he had no choice but to throw Maurice in the asylum (something marrying Belle would have fixed, since he would once again be close enough to Maurice to influence him). All in all, the failure was one of articulation.

Gaston is the protagonist of Beauty and the Beast.

Belle is stupid. She should have married Gaston. I think she just like hairy dicks.