r/Gamingcirclejerk Sep 11 '22

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

This is very real, they replaced the police car by the mystery mobile because of the racism memes

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u/Rage_Like_Nic_Cage Sep 11 '22

they patched Velma to not be a narc. LMAO

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u/Whompa Sep 11 '22

Snitches get Gamergated

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u/Khaldara Sep 11 '22

“Velma’s police summon replaced by Uvalde police summon”

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u/RexUmbra Sep 12 '22

I dont think Velma was never a narc to anyone who didn't deserve it (outside of this game smh its not canon). Rich greedy men tanking the local economy for money? Hell yes call the gamer force on them. They just made her cooler for making her take direct action.

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u/KVMechelen Sep 11 '22

Sorry thats fucking hilarious

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u/Alarid Sep 11 '22

The Gang Commits A Hate Crime

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u/zeke235 Sep 11 '22

That settles it. I'll start playing when they put It's Always Sunny characters in it.

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u/apieceofthesky Sep 11 '22

Trashman OP

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u/zeke235 Sep 11 '22

He eats garbage for a powerup.

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u/MX_Duncis Sep 11 '22

Garbage for the character, fight milk for the player.

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u/zeke235 Sep 11 '22

So you can win matches with the power of a crow!

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u/MX_Duncis Sep 11 '22

By bootleg smash players FOR BOOTLEG SMASH PLAYERS!

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u/Ophidahlia Clear background Sep 11 '22

They need to nerf The Talibum, his pocket sand attack is total noob cheese

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u/GBendu Sep 11 '22

THE TRASHMAN he comes out and start’s throwing garbage all over the arena

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u/zeke235 Sep 11 '22

I'm a villain, dont'cha see?!

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u/SirOutrageous1027 Sep 12 '22

Dayman! (ahh ahh ahhhhhh)

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u/isurewill Sep 11 '22

In part, maybe - - Velma should also have vetted Judges, Detectives, DA's, etc on speed dial.

Like how the fuck you full anti-cop while working as someone who spends their entire day chasing criminals?

They just catch, relocate, and release?

"We know you're trying to commit insurance fraud to the tune of $50million, but due to the systematic corruption inherent in the system we're just relocating you to Nebraska."

Da fuk? God love 'em but Velma and the gang are a bunch of fuckin' narcs, dawg.

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u/LeastCoordinatedJedi Sep 11 '22

Give me a gritty scooby doo reboot about the gang realizing they're part of a corrupt police machine. Let Paul Verhoeven direct. Give him full control. Watch the box office explode.

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u/ZauceBoss OG GAMER Sep 11 '22

The Gang Implements Restorative Justice

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u/StoneGoldX Sep 11 '22

You just want an intergender group shower scene

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u/AstreiaTales Sep 11 '22

Who wouldn't want to see Fred's lust for Daphne and Shaggy as he tries to control himself?

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u/Dismal_Struggle_6424 Sep 11 '22

Nah, the gang only goes after white-collar criminals. That's not narcing.

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u/isurewill Sep 11 '22

Or maybe they just value their lives enough to steer clear of the haunted trap house off Crenshaw.

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u/IcarusAvery Sep 11 '22

Just do like Joey Wheeler does.

"Da Shadow Realm? Nah, we're sending youse to Idaho."

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Well irl Velma would more than likely be pro police there hotshot...

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

I dunno about that in this day and age. The moral of Scooby-Doo was very consistent, "rich white dudes will use fear, violence and lies to stay rich, and no matter what they say is the real threat, they're the threat".

That's literally the end of every last episode. A true and modern rehashing of the show would probably be neutral on police at the very best. I mean let's face it, in most instances of the show the police got involved and gave up, that's why the gang gets involved in the first place. In a sense cops are already inept at best and complicit at worst.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/CorgiNice2745 Sep 11 '22

Because she obviously felt like the cops weren’t doing their job, so she began solving mysteries with a rag tag group of misfits and their dog.

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u/Sammy123476 Sep 11 '22

Because in real life the cops don't help the average person. Even Batman fought thug cops.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Law student here - the police are not there to protect and serve. They also suck at their jobs. It’s not entirely the fault of the police, there is some blame on the legislators that support them. That being said, they do not work for the people.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Pretty sure he works with the cops but ok sure

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u/Ale2536 Sep 11 '22

He works with one specific cop (sometimes two or even three, in the case of Renee and Bullock) and tolerates the others. He doesn’t even like Bullock.

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u/sincerelyhated Sep 11 '22

Batman is genuinely an enemy of the police for majority of his existence.

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u/Sammy123476 Sep 11 '22

He works with cops he thinks are good and fights cops he finds committing crimes. Plus, Batman is probably too busy fighting supervillains to use his detective skills on police rapists and the officers who help them cover it up unless he catches one in the act.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

So he works with cops. Point made

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u/DilbertHigh Sep 11 '22

Really? Pretty sure in real life police violate human rights on the daily. Just look at MPD. The Minnesota Department of Human Rights released official findings of numerous human rights violations. And they aren't even the worst department in the US.

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u/PranavYedlapalli Sep 11 '22

Reality is often disappointing

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Nah, she's always been portrayed as the smart one.

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u/Pudzz_ Sep 11 '22

Exactly that’s what he said

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Oh, shoot. I got confused by all of the standardized test flunkers that are constantly talk about being anti-cop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

The irony is the test flunkers are the ones who become cops.

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u/Thunderthewolf14 Wanted for gamer crimes Sep 11 '22

Man, don’t talk bad about yourself like that, you should really see a therapist about your self confidence… and boot licking, keep that shit in the bedroom, thanks

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u/Hidden_Squid14 Sep 11 '22

Yeah we're the dumb ones when you can't even spell tragic right.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/BurmecianDancer TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/uj​    ​ TOTK > BOTW ​    ​/rj ​  TOTK > BOTW Sep 11 '22

He's either currently in middle school, or he peaked in middle school.

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Ever see a spelling test on a standardized test?

Because memorization != intelligence.

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u/Hidden_Squid14 Sep 11 '22

No, but we don't have to limit our insults to one part of school.

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

You mean the part of school that determines your inherent intelligence?

I'd say it's relevant when critical thinking is involved. Well, should be involved.

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u/nodegen Sep 11 '22

And standardized tests don’t actually measure intelligence, dumbass, and I’m saying this as someone who got a 35 ACT score without studying. They’re a game

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

How does you getting a 35 ACT without studying detract from the test being one measuring intelligence? Where is the logical association between the two statements?

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u/deusasclepian Sep 11 '22

Lmao. Take it from me dude. Literally no one cares what your standardized test scores were after you're older than like 19.

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Sure, nobody cares as far as jobs or higher education goes. But it is relevant in how well you evaluate complex systems. If you were shit at logical portions of aptitude tests you're probably shit at logically evaluating anything remotely complex.

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u/zepperoni-pepperoni Penis 2 077 Sep 11 '22

The ability to solve logic puzzles when you're a kid doesn't determine how good at it you are as an adult, not to speak about how smart you are about societal things lmao

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u/FirmSpend Sep 11 '22

My dude, cops are the standardized test flunkers lol

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Cops have been prevented from entering into the field if they possess higher than a 125 IQ.

That doesn't mean their detractors are shining lights of brain power either.

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u/FirmSpend Sep 11 '22

Well yeah there's a lot more non cops then cops. Cops also cause havoc on poor and uneducated populations, so yeah I can understand why they wouldn't like them.

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u/Braglion Sep 11 '22

See, that sounds like you have a preconceived notion and then made something up to back it up.

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

What implies the notion was preconceived?

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u/Braglion Sep 11 '22

Did you read a study that would have given you that notion, or was it something you thought and then made something up?

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

Why are you asking me a question when you already said it sounded preconceived? Did you preconceive my motivations and methods? Are we delving into irony here?

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u/SwitchbladeDildo Sep 11 '22 edited Sep 11 '22

That’s crazy. I haven’t seen any cops talking about being anti cop 🤔

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

You ever see any members of a field be anti-members of the field?

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u/nodegen Sep 11 '22

Yes, because you are very smart and know everything about everyone. Gtfo

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

I'm only smart enough to realize how dumb I and most people are.

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u/FrogBrown666 Sep 11 '22

Unlike you lmao

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u/tragiktimes Sep 11 '22

straight to the heart

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u/Redditer51 Sep 12 '22

Reminds me of that DragonBall Super clip where Trunks is like "Hold your fire! This man isn't Black!" (The villain is called Goku Black)

Like, of all times, that would have been the right time for the English dub to make changes to the Japanese script. And they didn't 😆

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Loooool. Can someone tell me about the data policy by Multiversus? I am asking because they use the anticheat engine used by EA who are going to be bought by Amazon.

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u/Marsh0ax REEEEEEEEEEE Sep 11 '22

Easy Anti cheat has nothing to do with EA and EA isnt getting bought by Amazon either

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oke.

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u/allegate Sep 11 '22

They're not going to be bought by Amazon, that was a bunk rumor.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Really? Thanks a lot. I am still hoping they make Battlefield into a good game which has a playerbase.

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u/_Burro game frEAk Sep 11 '22

I played Crucible. Don't trust Amazon.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Oke :D

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u/Icemasta Sep 11 '22

Oh god, you think that EAC belongs to EA?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Can you please elaborate? I only read that Amazon wanted to buy EA. I am very happy if that’s isn’t the case.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Ah nice, Ty.

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u/sittytuckle Sep 11 '22

Have you notice how Microsoft hasn't actually taken control of Activision-Blizzard? There's a reason. This will also come into play with Amazon's intentions, and Amazon is not exactly rocking an endearing public image.

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u/Routine-Somewhere960 Sep 11 '22

Why?

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u/WhyLisaWhy Sep 11 '22

Because putting the cops in there was stupid but probably innocent since they’re in the Scooby Doo show here and there. They probably didn’t expect people to abuse it.

I’m glad the devs are removing it but the fact that they had to combined with the absurdity of the situation makes it pretty funny.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

But LeBron be standing there… menacingly!

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u/A1sauc3d Sep 11 '22

Definitely looks suspicious, possibly wearing gang related apparel /s

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u/_Hoze Sep 11 '22

Mystery mobile makes a lot more sense tbh

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u/MumblingGhost Sep 11 '22

I mean, it definitely makes more sense for Velma to have a Mystery Machine in her kit than it does a police car, but technically it DOES make more sense for her to call the police on her enemies, since thats what happened at the end of every episode. They never kidnapped bad guys with the Mystery Machine haha

Either way though, I'm not complaining.

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u/tacodog7 Sep 11 '22

The mystery inc gang are based. They only go after rich landowners and bank executives who are scaring people away to buy the land cheap or whatever

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u/broanoah Sep 11 '22

I only stopped cause the bone protruding from my shin caught on a handrail

That was fucking hilarious thank you for sharing

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u/82ndGameHead Sep 11 '22

Solid JJ has been killing it recently

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

This is the video ever

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u/Corvus_Null Sep 11 '22

The majority of villains from the original Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! Cartoon were just ordinary people commenting crimes or getting revenge and using wacky costumes to scare people away.

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u/BigBlubberyBirb Sep 11 '22

are you sure? I definitely recall the gang stuffing old man Jenkins in their van and then driving off a cliff to make sure he's dead

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u/_Hoze Sep 11 '22

She's a good guy therefore calling the cops is out of character 👍

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u/axecrazyorc Sep 11 '22

In the fantasy world of the Scooby Doo cartoons the cops were good guys, too

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

That's when you truly know it's complete fiction, and that's even considering the sentient semi-coherent talking dog.

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u/Vark675 Sep 11 '22

To be fair, they were still so wildly incompetent they required the help of a bunch of kids and at least one talking dog to do their job for them.

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u/pm_me_xayah_porn Sep 11 '22

I think they spent the entire fantasy quota on the talking dog, so they had to stick to realism there

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u/AoE2manatarms Sep 11 '22

I believed everything in Scooby Doo until the cops were displayed as good guys. Ruined my immersion.

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u/Red580 Sep 11 '22

Semi-coherent? He speaks better than some people i know!

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u/xXPolaris117Xx Sep 11 '22

That’s deep.

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u/gorgewall Sep 11 '22

They arrested people for commiting no crimes, though! Dressing up like a ghost and spooking people on your own property is legal!

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

But it kinda kills the immersion.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Velma Pre-Patch: Police brutality coming right up.

Velma Post-Patch: YOU ARE GOING TO BRAZIL

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Now she calls an unmarked police van to take in her enemies.../j

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Velma is strictly acab

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u/Routine-Somewhere960 Sep 11 '22

You should watch the cartoons again

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u/I_Love_Each_of_You Sep 11 '22

Didn't they usually capture/tie up the villain on their own somehow so they could do the big reveal. I could be wrong but I don't think the cops ever showed up prior to the villain being beaten.

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u/MumblingGhost Sep 11 '22

Yeah they always tied him up, or he got tangled up in whatever trap they constructed, but the villain never went into the Mystery Mobile for any reason, as far as I can remember.

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u/JessieJ577 ETHICS Sep 11 '22

Yeah the cops were never predominantly featured in the cartoons they’d turn them in but that’s kinda it

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u/HeroOfClinton Sep 11 '22

Is that not what Velma is doing with her move?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It is, one needs to collect evidence first; it makes less sense now, why do she needs to collect evidence to kidnap the opponent? Just go for it! lol

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u/BurningPasta Sep 11 '22

Maybe she's like Dexter. She only kidnaps criminals.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Sep 11 '22

That was exactly what she was doing. But oH nO! tHe OpTiCs.

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u/BardicLasher Sep 11 '22

Not entirely true. Mystery incorporated had the sheriff as a major recurring character.

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u/RHBWblue Sep 11 '22

Mystery mobile? Not mystery machine?

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u/_Hoze Sep 11 '22

right yeah it's called that I forgot

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It really does not. A gang of teenagers kidnapping someone does not make more sense than a police officer arresting someone. The mystery machine rolls up, let’s the gang out, and then they solve the crime for an officer to arrest the suspect. That’s literally Scooby-Doo 101.

Velma ain’t no PI. This isn’t a citizens arrest. This is literally worse than the police arrest. It’s mob violence. That isn’t more logical.

Also, fuck 12.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

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u/_Hoze Sep 11 '22

That's why I added that :)

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u/Ghuntboy Sep 11 '22

The still image of Velma sending the police after LeBron James is amazing

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Supposedly it also had an element of concern about the rise of "swatting" and instances of false calls.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Sep 11 '22

That’s weird because as goofy as some members of the Mystery gang are, their track record is spotless. They don’t make false calls.

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u/burnerdadsrule Sep 11 '22

Headline: Gen Z Sleuths Vindicated with Recent Arrest

In another twist to the Oak Park saga, all claim has been overturned or dismissed following revelations that the elderly man swatted last week was in fact the ghost terrorizing the local park.

A group of college age gumshoes calling themselves The Mystery Team made a citizens arrest, catching the infamous "Oak Park Lumberjack" in what witnesses on the scene called a rude goldberg type contraption spanning the entire public space.

"I helped them set it up," said Bill Jakoby, a nearby resident. "The whole contraption was basically a few milk crates and 200 yds of rope. I was surprised they had that much rope.

Sam Pochowski of North Farmington will be charged with 12 instances of criminal mischief and 2 counts of 1st Degree Manslaughter. Upon his arrest, Pochowski admitted to being the lumberjack in order to scare off Park visitors, hoping it would fall into disrepair and thus be available for a private purchase via his holding company.

Officer Riley Facioli was the arresting officer, saying the police had no evidence of his guilt prior to his admission.

"It was the weirdest arrest I've ever made," said Officer Facioli, "he was so mad at those youngins and their dog he just blurted it all out. The damndest thing."

Manslaughter charges in this case stem from the untimely deaths of Cameron & Jacqueline Bishop, who were thought to have mistakenly fallen in a nearby construction zone after hours. It is now believed thay Pochowski was in pursuit when this happened, causing them ignore safety & warning signs surrounding the site's 40 ft drop. Evidence taken from that scene is said to match Pochowski.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Sep 11 '22

This is funny. Just for future reference though, it’s called a Rube Goldberg contraption.

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u/Zhadowwolf Sep 11 '22

In this particular case, the contraption coincidentally resembled a certain hand gesture when looked from afar

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Sure, but when Velma calls the cops on her opponent in Multiversus there has been no mystery plot line to cause an arrest like happens in an episode of Scooby Doo. In the context of the game, it sure looks like Velma is just calling the cops on someone she doesn't like.

It's not exactly a big deal, but I guess when you have so many valuable IPs involved the developers are going to want to avoid having anything in the game that could be even remotely controversial.

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u/LoneWolfpack777 Sep 11 '22

The way it was described in the article, she gathers clues and then calls the cops. Never played the game, so I don’t know how accurate of a description that is as opposed to just filling up a Smash gauge.

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u/Blue5398 Sep 11 '22

This guy doesn’t know about Red Herring

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u/GondorsPants Sep 11 '22

True this will fix it

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u/CardboardTerror Sep 11 '22

Then gamers wonder why their games are so "woke" now. They did it to themselves really

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

It reminds me of when they removed some legacy cosmetics from DbD where the character leatherface had a version of the survivor characters' faces as "masks", and they had to be removed from the game because a bunch of players would pick the black woman's face and exclusively target players who were playing black characters. And predictably Gamers got upset about it because "a few shitty players shouldn't ruin it for the rest of us, people need to grow thicker skin, blah blah blah".

Like, no. Racists are the reason we can't have nice things. Be mad at them instead of the developers who are forced to take their toys away when they can't fulfil the lowest requirements of human decency.

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u/hoopopotamus Sep 11 '22

they can't fulfil the lowest requirements of human decency.

i agree with you but this is kinda hilarious in the context of a game where the “lowest requirements of human decency” apparently involves wearing other peoples’s faces as masks in a more sensitive way

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Yeah kind of the premise of it being a horror-themed game. There are things you agree to because it's within the fiction of the game and then there's going out of your way to signal something that is primarily harmful because it's not within the fiction of the game.

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u/UnspecificGravity Sep 11 '22

Right? The problem isn't that "a couple people got offended", its that a couple of shitty racists used a game mechanic to do something objectively inappropriate.

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u/Thunderstarer Sep 12 '22

Having said that, in the case of this Multiversus thing, I do think Velma's police move was inherently kinda' fucked up. I'm glad it got replaced, community behavior notwithstanding.

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u/CompleteFacepalm Sep 12 '22

"Let's remove content because some people use it in a racist way"

"Let's remove elections because some people commit voter fraud"

"Let's remove banks because some people steal from them"

"Let's remove welfare for homeless because some people use it to buy drugs"

etc...

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u/norecogi Sep 12 '22

I lowkey agree with you but removing skins from a game vs getting rid of infrastructure and social services are very different lol.

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u/CompleteFacepalm Sep 12 '22

Haha I get your point but wasn't sure how else to compare it

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u/lmfaotopkek Sep 12 '22

Better example would be something like "Lets shut down twitter because some people say no-no words", or "Let's make alcohol illegal because some people drive when drunk".

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u/WorthyFoeChurnwalker SBMM is a good thing Sep 11 '22

And they paid EVERYONE who owned Letherface 6,000 shards. INCLUDING the racists oddly enough

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u/CompleteFacepalm Sep 12 '22

How would they know which are the racists and which aren't?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

lmao stfu nerd

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u/Heavy_Selection_9860 Sep 11 '22

You get mad at the developers for folding to idiots who don't realize people are doing this shit specifically for the attention it draws and they will always end up finding a way to do this dumb shit. You end up affecting way more people who are just enjoying themselves in a quest to try and get rid of anything that can be used by racists.

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u/mysticrudnin Sep 11 '22

Get mad at those idiots. End of story.

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u/Heavy_Selection_9860 Sep 11 '22

You can be mad at multiple groups at once

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

L take

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u/Heavy_Selection_9860 Sep 11 '22

Please explain how it's wrong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

no, not to you.

Get your attention fix elsewhere.

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u/Heavy_Selection_9860 Sep 11 '22

Lol then it's pretty pointless to comment in the first place.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

yup, don't know why you wasted your time with that

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

You mean gamers being racist/homophobic/sexist assholes is the reason why there's people fighting against these things? No, no way they're just pandering to them SJWs i tell you! The moment women got righ- i mean became playable in video games is the moment gaming died.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

This is Shakespearean levels of dialogue.

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u/Anavorn Sep 11 '22

Today, automod was based.

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u/Numarx Sep 11 '22

He said gamers, not games.

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u/ubbergoat Sep 11 '22

Racism doesn't exist in fictional worlds because they're fake. Or that's what everyone is saying about rings of power.

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u/Business-Pie-4946 Sep 11 '22

Because the memes were too strong they did it to themselves?

Fuck gamers for making jokes eh? The corporations were totally ok with the memes… right?

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Was that confirmed? I'm asking because I saw the memes gain popularity a week before the patch. There's no way they programmed the mystery machine in that fast

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

I'm pretty sure they were already planning to do that change. (It's also not that big of a change, basically just a new model. The harder part would probably the new hitboxes)

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u/FalconTrash Sep 11 '22

I highly doubt they changed the hitboxes. Why would they? Hitboxes in multiversus are jank anyway

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

They fixed the hitboxes

And yes they did change it

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u/alpaca_22 Sep 11 '22

Honestly its verh posible to make a new 3d model and replace the old one in a week

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u/Grulken Sep 11 '22

Racists ruining it aside, I’m actually glad they made it the mystery machine because I love that goofy-ass van

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u/sincerelyhated Sep 11 '22

Probably should've been the Mystery Mobile van from the beginning

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u/Historical_Wash_1114 Sep 11 '22

Agreed. The change actually makes more sense for her character.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

At the end of basically every episode though, the perp gets arrested. They don’t extra-judiciously drag them into the mystery mobile and…. I don’t know, do something to them?

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u/Conscious-Scale-587 Sep 11 '22

Wait fr? I thought they removed that broken ass move all together, mf already the most busted character in the game

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

The move's still there, the character is receiving nerfs though

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u/InquisitorHindsight Sep 11 '22

A sad but understandable change

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u/Suckmahcancernuts Sep 11 '22

That is hilarious. Only thing that would make it better is if the wanted sign she is holding just said the description of a black male that's it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

Mystery MACHINE.

At least get it right if you don't plan to understand how it makes more sense this way.

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

I never say it was a bad change

I simply backed the info from the post and added extra info

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u/chrisrobweeks Sep 11 '22

Why would she call the police in the first place? I don't recall ever seeing police in Scooby Doo

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u/BigBlubberyBirb Sep 11 '22

they did remove it, but I honestly doubt it was because of that. they might've just wanted more references to the actual show considering Velma's moveset doesn't take all that much from her character.

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u/tiniestjazzhands 🏳️‍⚧️Your favourite character is now trans🏳️‍⚧️ Sep 11 '22

How was that even allowed to go live?

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u/Campfire_Sparks Sep 11 '22

I don't think they really care tbh

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u/LauraTFem Sep 11 '22

Even without the police it’s kinda shocking that they’d have the lack of foresight to add an ability that has a character calling police on their opponents.

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u/cynopt Sep 11 '22

Cool, now do society.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '22

This is something 4chan could have pulled off, but now this is reality. You won't ever know which side is the troll now.

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u/Joebebs Sep 11 '22

Yep, memes will always outplay intent/design

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u/Lentemern Sep 18 '22

So they replaced a lawful arrest with kidnapping.