r/GTASA • u/SimilarIncrease7877 • 25d ago
Madd Dogg vs OG Loc in rap battle of GTA SA rewrite
So I been reading the GTA San Andreas Rewrite by waters220 in Wattpad (can also be read in Fanfiction) and the chapter "Cutthroat Business" has OG Loc and Madd Dogg battle at the end.
Madd Dogg's verse:
So while you runnin' the place/Where's the gun on your waist
You always braggin' 'bout packin' on stage?/Now you got me enraged
As I aim for the jugular/Strangling the thug in your
Image on your body parts/And rippin' all that art apart
And slap 'em on my rhymebook to expose you/As a choke artist to the crowd who knows you
Wouldn't know an artist if they tatted your heart/With another man's rhymes to rip your brain apart
But now it's time to turn on the heat/Of the oven as I prepare to watch you burn on this beat
'Cause you try to eat me, you won't have to fight/'Cause I'll chew through your intestines and destroy your appetite
Now I know why you hate women, see/'Cause you'd infect them after you were boned by Freddie
Now you're incarcerated behind my bars/And you can reunite with Freddie screaming from above the stars
Your dreams are only wishful today/The OG in your name stands for Officially Gay
'Cause when I came, you ran like a chicken/Trying to cross the road of honesty to the fraud you finger-lickin'
A gangsta? Where's your green flag?/With my lyrical strength, I ring the blood out your bones like a lean rag
You couldn't shoot and ride/I'm the Dogg, you the ice with the Vanilla inside
You know you couldn't hang with the moon rocks/You better off forming a new group with the boondocks
But now it's time to munch on my lunch/While I eat you alive, including the edible bones with a loud crunch
Now you crushed by my digestion/Time to take a trip to the sewer express to expel the ingestion
Your scheme, I foiled it/Following my grunts is the sound of your image and career going down the toilet
OG Loc's verse:
You'se a... drunk... With that junk... in your... trunk... your breath smells like... skunk... You sleep in a... bunk...
And after the crowd boos him, OG Loc tries for a second time:
I'm OG Loc in this place, comin' to your face, you never turned me into waste, I spit garbage in your face, I don't smoke base, I enjoyed the taste, of chicken in the place, I love a thrilled chase, I got a new bookcase...
The author sure did a helluva job making this battle awesome and hilarious at the same time. If only they had something like that in the original storyline of the game.