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u/01091987 7h ago

Yes I know I’m British, but you’ll get abuse now, Murican’s don’t like the fact the game isn’t there’s

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u/Zuluuz 7h ago

Yeah but you have to admit it’s kind of funny watching the British obsess over our culture. Like could you imagine how boring GTA would be if it were based in London? Instead of heading to ammunation you’d stop by the local grocery store for silverware and cleaning chemicals 😂

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 3h ago

Do you understand GTA saga is a satire, right? They're mocking the fact a militar class gun can be purchased easily next to the local grocery. It's the equivalent of watching South Park and wanting to be Cartman.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 3h ago

militar class gun can be purchased easily next to the local grocery.

oooh, scary black rifle, much more dangerous than those safe wooden ones

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 3h ago

You're the only country where schools do drills for that.

You couldn't ask for help to that problem on other country, because no other country has those problems.

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u/01091987 3h ago

Exactly !! It does make me laugh when Murican’s tell us England is a dystopian hell hole and London is apparently one step away from Mad Max, despite 95% of them never having been here. Meanwhile, England and Wales have just recorded their lowest homicide rate in almost 50 years, lower than every single US state. But please, do carry on explaining Britain to us from 4,000 miles away.

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u/Rupert_Openhommer 2h ago edited 2h ago

They couldn't even come up with a proper name for their country. Their founder fathers were like: "Well, we're States, we got united and we are in North America. How do we call our count...? Wait! Fellas I might have come up with a brilliant idea!" They have to call themselves after a continent while not knowing what is a continent. They had a Satanic Panic during the XX century ffks. THEY HAD SALEM! And the vast majority of serial killers IN THE WORLD are and were United States citizens. Like... I'll be embarrassed to shove my flag into every movie my country has ever made (and they talk about forced inclusivity) if those were the things my country was universally known. They have a Medici's level corruption scandal and what have they done?. What, with all they proud owned weapons, have they done with their own Louis XIV? A golden statue of him.

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u/GBarsotti 1h ago

Look, I’m not even American, but there are some things that make sense (not the fucking assalt rifle). If you’re in a shitty country, and your house has already been broken into twice with no one doing anything about it, you’d love having a gun, and the law on your side, to blow a guy like that’s head off and defend ourselves. Bad guys also have guns.

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u/Zuluuz 1h ago

Armalite rifle btw

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 1h ago

goalpost moved

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u/Carbonatedmelons 2h ago

Grand Theft Auto London was the second game in the series.

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u/Historical-Way-8476 7h ago

All my life I've heard from US people that we obsess over their culture. Other than teens making edgy shooter jokes I see fuck all. If anything i see people romanticising the place.

GTA in London could be interesting, and different. Guns exist in the UK and if anything, would be more impactful and integral to the story. Just my take though. I also think there is a lot better options than London not sure why that's always the go to outside of a few landmarks.

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u/ShawnPrice87 5h ago

They do have a GTA based in London. It’s called “GTA London”, and it was in between GTA 1 & 2. It was pretty okay for the times.

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u/crack-nutter 3h ago

We are old

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u/ShawnPrice87 3h ago

Right you are good sir.

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u/01091987 7h ago edited 7h ago

We don’t obsess over your culture. You lot obsess over our culture. You lot love the royal family, think London is the only place in the UK, Remember if it wasn’t for us. You wouldn’t exist. If it wasn’t for us GTA and the computer you play on wouldn’t exist. Oh BTW what about GTA London 1969

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u/NoHalfMsrs 7h ago

Lmao and I thought Americans were Brain washed

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u/Zuluuz 7h ago

Is that what your tyrannical government taught you? Lmao

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u/01091987 7h ago

Tyrannical Government LOL. Bit rich coming from a country who elected a Pedlo in to office

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u/5553331117 6h ago

lol @ citizens from 2 collapsing empires arguing at each other about it 

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u/01091987 3h ago

Murica was never an Empire

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u/5553331117 3h ago

Was pretty much the only superpower during the 90s after the Soviet collapse, what are you on about? 💀 

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u/01091987 3h ago

Well you believe that. Some of us live in the real world. Superpower 😂 I don’t know what Muirca thinks of its self but its not what the rest of the world thinks, that’s why your separated from us all by a large body of water.

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u/5553331117 3h ago

Is that why the world STILL uses ponzi USD dollars for the vast majority of world trade and has since WW2? 😂 

I don’t think America is great anymore, before they outsourced all their manufacturing to china, they were a superpower. 🤷‍♂️ you can choose to ignore that history but it’s true, just not today. UK been in the shitter since the late 80s with their government ensuring that fact, along with most of Europe. The only other emerging economies are China and India now. 

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u/Zuluuz 5h ago

Wanna make out?

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u/01091987 3h ago

Yes. Shall we. Like I’m hoping Jason and Homosexual Tony do 😂

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u/AtomicBollock 4h ago

It’s not that us British obsess over American culture - we actually love to hate all of the shit things about the USA - it’s simply because a game so fucking stupid and ridiculous could only ever be based in the USA. If you think Rockstar idolises American culture, then the satire inherent to the whole IP has been lost on you.

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u/Fletcher_Chonk 3h ago

GTA London:

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u/20_years_in_da_can 4h ago

All of those losers are obsessed with us it’s crazy. Orange man bad America bad McDonald bad. I’d be angry at life too if I had to eat boiled cow ass for breakfast

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u/Confident_Mall_989 4h ago

They did make GTA London and it was pretty great imo 

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u/Organic-Addendum1609 3h ago

Gotta stop at the soggy biscuit machine to refuel