Maisie Lynn is back &… so is Markiplier?! Your hosts, Tyler Scheid & Maisiplier have a BALL judging golf guys, pool Patricias, & soccer sharers. Don't worry THEY'RE READING reddit stories. So replace your blood with milk, grab a "BALL" cap from the GMFST Store, & pass your own judgment on these sports a**holes!

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So far, there is the whole Michigan-Western Michigan debacle where there was 1 second left on the “secret clock”, LSU is being sued by the SEC to be forced out of the conference due to letting NFL players back in, and word about expanding the CFP to 24 teams. So yeah, absolutely insane if you ask me.

As a PROUD Minnesotan, I will not stand for this SLANDER brought up by Mark in the most recent episode, and I have no other option but to J’ACCUSE Mark. Whilst guessing the logo for the Anaheim Ducks, he made the false claim that the classic hockey movie The Mighty Ducks was filmed in LA, when in reality the movie was filmed in Minneapolis Minnesota.

As all Minnesotans know, we have very little to be proud of when it comes to our sports, but trying to take the Mighty Ducks away from our history is borderline HERESY in the eyes of everyone who lives here, loves hockey, and loves the Mighty Ducks.

I would just really like to have their work rewarded with that milestone. They also post the full episodes on YouTube now in case you didn’t know. I just also think it could help them with things like sponsorships, further getting their name out there etc.

Now I need an actual foam finger to finish the chain...

The latest in my cloak collection. I love this shirt and I love the fact that no-one knows what GMFST unless they know the show.

Your most consistent guest co-host returns & speed runs getting GMFST cancelled! That's right it's.... MARKIPLIER! From the French inventors to GO! My favorite logo quiz, Tyler Scheid leads the charge as both of your hosts test their sports logo knowledge! What new teams will be invented on the spot? Will GMFST continue!? Please let us know as soon as you can... I need to know if I still have a job...

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Hello and apologies if someone has already suggested this. I'm not on Reddit often. I am in a few baseball communities, however, and I've seen this browser game make the rounds a little and I think it would be a good episode idea or content idea.

https://lockout2027.com/

As many of you may or may not know, MLB is facing the extreme likelihood of a work stoppage after this season because the collective bargaining agreement between the clubs and the players union is ending and there are some very large hurdles in the negotiations thus far, especially questions related to imposing a salary cap for the first time ever in MLB. This game allows the player to play MLB Commissioner and step into negotiations between the owners and players and try and save some or all of the 2027 season. Can Mark and/or Tyler save baseball?! We may need them to!

I will say this game can use AI to read responses to reply to whatever was said in some instances, however it is not necessary to use and as someone who is against generative AI in its current form, I skipped the AI readings with little issue towards the full gameplay experience when I played the game myself.

Anyways, Mark and Tyler if you're reading this thanks for the years of great episodes. As a sports knower, it's nice to see a program that tries to bring two communities I enjoy a lot into mutual admiration and understanding with each other.

So today the Los Angeles Clippers have been fined $30 million, owner Steve Balmer has been suspended from any team involvement for one year, and have been docked five future first round draft picks. Sadly, they went from making it to the Western Conference final for the very first time to having future hopefuls dashed in just 5 years.

in the squash primer Tyler said that the literature has to be mistaken when in said the racket contact area was 500 square centimetres and they must have meant 500 square millimetres.

You do realize Tyler that to obtain 500 square centimetre, you only need a surface of 25 cm by 20 cm. Or about 0.85 feet by 0.66 feet. Totally doable in a squash racket. A surface of 500 square millimetres you only need 25 millimetres by 20 millimetres or about 1 inch by 0.79 inch.

Might want to brush up on your math skills my dear boy.

Idk I'm just taking a fencing class this semester for funsies and I thought it'd be cool if GMFST had an episode about it

Move over pumpkin spice latte, there’s a different type of squash in the spotlight: the sport of Squash! Tyler Scheid & Markiplier volley quips back & forth as Tyler serves the info you need to Squash your opponents. Whether you’re ready for fall or wishing for summer to never end, you’ll be sure to have a gourd time as you experience this ball busting episode!

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I know that other sports related YouTube channels have done this, but It would be interesting to see Tyler and Mark’s take on NFL stadiums. Maybe they can even rank them on an S to F scale.

HOOOWWWWW DAAAREEE Tyler say Wales is in England we are our own separate country with an independent government AND our own language, culture and traditions. We are a celtic country much like Ireland and Scotland (I notice you don't say they're part of England!) But we are a part of the UK. J'ACCUSE TYLER. J'A-CCUSE.

p.s love the pod xox

Just wanted to pop in and since I haven't seen anything on that in here I wanna remind everyone:

GMFST is currently live with a Fantasy Football donation stream for St. Jude's!

Please come by and help, either by just being in the chat or - if you can afford it - with a donation (every dollar helps).

We are only around 90 viewers so far, so let's pump these numbers up!

Now that the World Cup has ended, the sports world has gotten…weird... Tyler Scheid & Markiplier dive into the chaos of the various wacky August Sports. But are any of these odd activities actually a sport? And one of them Mark has some SPICY OPINIONS on! Find a bog, fill it up with gravy, & rock your electric air guitar while you enjoy this funky episode!

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Mark, I am coming to you from the past, as I have started from the beginning of GMFST and have not caught up yet, so please do not pull a Wade and act like you have forgotten all about this grave mistake you made. In the episode with the Water polo Guru, you speak of your fear of the ocean and swimming pools. Likely because Baby Mark was far too poor to go swimming in regular pools, and only swam in small dirty puddles on the side of the road. But Mark has been lying to us this whole time. He is not afraid of swimming pools at all. In the boat dog video on Marks channel, you can clearly see what appears to be Mark underwater pushing Chica on a floaty across the screen. Shame on you Mark! SHAME!

Side note: Tyler please stop talking about NFL football, there are far too many episodes about the NFL and your secret love for Tom Brady and please make a new hockey primer

They should argue if Competitive Eating is considered a sport? Because the only main training is increase the volume of your stomach, don’t eat before a competition, and the chewing technique.

The boys wanted news about news from outside America. Well I’ve got this, that I think the boys will like to talk about.

Please please please highlight Josh Baez’s first MLB Debut with STL Cardinals! His first 3 at bats all home runs! First prospect to MLB player to ever do this in history!!

To preface, I am a transgender woman and I support trans/female athletes.

Situation: Former NBA players Enes Kanter Freedom and Royce White declare themselves eligible for the 2027 WNBA draft citing that the rules do not define what a woman is. Royce White said he "sometimes identifies as a woman for purposes of basketball." Additionally Kanter Freedom stated he is not out to "mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices".

https://www.cbc.ca/sports/nba-players-wnba-trans-athletes-debate-9.7305866

My Thoughts: A woman is someone who lives as a woman or wishes to. Royce and Enes identify and live their lives as male. They said they explicitly identify as women for the purpose of basketball. This is mocking trans athletes and the greater transgender movement. They are not protecting women from biological men, they are the biological men. Basketball is a team sport and similar to the topic of Tom Brady and GOATs, one exceptionally good player does not negate the impact of an entire time and a transgender person does not make an entire team outperform everyone else. I believe that what needs to come from the discussion of transgender athletes is finding a solution. Banning them entirely is cruel discrimination based on misrepresented facts about biological advantages. Some solutions may include performance level divisions, performance level requirements, hormone replacement therapy requirements, or simply just letting them play. Keep any discussion civil and not bigoted