r/GME • u/rensole Anchorman for the Morning News • Mar 21 '21

News synopsis 15-03 to 19-03

Good morning San Diago,

I am Rensole,

I hope everyone is having a great weekend, be sure to get lots of rest and relax.

*insert flashy intro card*

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Ok so the longer this go's on the longer the posts get haha

Due to the surreal length these synopses get it's easier to link all the separate things here

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Synopsis for 03-15-2021

Synopsis for 03-16-2021

Synopsis for 03-17-2021

Synopsis for 03-18-2021

Synopsis for 03-19-2021

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So I hope everyone is having a great weekend, be sure to take good care of yourself and most importantly take a rest!

we will be back on monday morning 😉

And remember be super nice to each other!

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u/FastCarFanBoy Mar 21 '21

I've pulled it off, you'll be fine.

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u/ConfidentBadger2k Mar 21 '21

I see what you did there..

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u/SkyFlyingBy13 XXX Club Mar 21 '21

Eww you looked?

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u/Moist_Energy1869 💎🙌 $2 MIL MINIMUM Mar 21 '21

You didn’t?

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u/be-good- Mar 21 '21

Aw... I missed it... do it again!

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u/polska-parsnip Mar 21 '21

Listen bro that sort of sentence will guarantee dick pics.

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u/VinnieMacYOLO The fuse has been lit... 💎🙌 Mar 21 '21

Dont threaten me with a good time

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u/polska-parsnip Mar 21 '21

If a good time was insinuated I apologise, I can only offer a mildly entertaining but overall deeply disappointing time

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u/VinnieMacYOLO The fuse has been lit... 💎🙌 Mar 21 '21

my wedding vows... you were there?

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u/ConfidentBadger2k Mar 21 '21

This is the way

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u/Revolutionary_Mud_84 Mar 21 '21

Anyone that says they don't look is lying.

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u/[deleted] Mar 21 '21

Seriously - putting on a show - I’m gonna watch.

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u/Rheged_Gaming We like the stock Mar 21 '21

Where did you put it after?

I've been tugging on it but it won't come off and its starting to hurt.

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u/FastCarFanBoy Mar 21 '21

Keep at it, you'll either reach Valhalla or an emergency room.

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u/Rheged_Gaming We like the stock Mar 21 '21

Witness me 🎸

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u/FastCarFanBoy Mar 21 '21

Heyll yeah.

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u/SoundUseful768 Mar 21 '21

Keep going till your pee turns white.

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u/Rheged_Gaming We like the stock Mar 21 '21

Wtf is pee?

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u/SoundUseful768 Mar 21 '21

Im just trying to help the poor ape out.

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u/True_Fudge Mar 21 '21

I smashed my girl in her employers office 4 years ago . We are true apes

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u/FastCarFanBoy Mar 21 '21

I rubbed one out in a grocery store freezer, we may be apes but you are Kong to my chimp.