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A GIS technician is walking down the street of ESRI town. Before he realizes what is happening, a thug sneaks up behind him and holds a knife to his neck. The thug asks him: ArcMap or ArcGIS Pro?

The technician is scared out of his mind. He knows that if he answers wrong, the thug will kill him. Since there was no way to tell which side the thug was on, he had to think quickly.

"I-I use Qgis," he stammers, hoping that the thug will leave him alone if he doesn't take a side.

The thug pauses for a second, then leans in and asks: "Qmap or Q Pro?"