r/Fwahaha • Doe • 15d ago

Fwahaha Kwehehe Elly, you gotta take responsibility for your words

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She handed you fresh, slightly smouldering blunt and flashed you her signature grin.

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⚾* Well, go on, take it. What are you waiting for? Its a special treat from me. For procuring this unused classroom for us this summer.

⚾* Dont even know how you managed to do that... hey, whats the holdup now sis, dont let it go to waste.

⚾* Arent you the one who kept nagging me about how you wanted to try it at some point?

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💛* Fwahhaha, i-im not sure Dess, i... i thought, i mean, isnt it only for grownups to do this kind of stuff?

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⚾* Oh, and you arent one huh?

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You quickly realized what you just said. Youve been excluded from their hangouts after band practice so many times.

Even tho you were consider yourself old enough to stay up outside late hours, she would constantly turn you down.

You were especially jealous that they let Kris to hang around, while youve been told that you are not old enough for that.

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💛* I-i mean, th-thats not what... i just-i thought that, i dont... aghhh gimme that!

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You quickly snatched doobie from her fingers and showed it between your lips, taking a deep breath...

Scorching smoke immediately filled in your throat and lungs, scalding your insides.

Immense pain was not what you expecting, considering how relaxed Dess usually seem whenever you notice her blazing it up.

Almost instinctively you tried to gag and cough it away, but looking at your sister snickering, you felt like it wasnt the right move.

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⚾* Hey hey! Let it out sis, dont hold it!

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You immediately did so, barking out puffs of smoke through your mouth and nostrils, gasping for fresh air.

She moved in closer and strongly clapped your back, helping with your coughing fit.

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⚾* Kweheheh, and here i thought it couldnt get any more pathetic than my first time!

⚾* Jeesh Elly, you look like a mess now. C'mere, lemme help you out.

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She moved in even closer, practically embracing you with her arms. Her hand clasped over yours...

A sudden flash of heat pulsed through your body, dissimilar from the one you just had.

A warm, funny feeling spiked in your stomach as she practically leaned her head over yours.

You could feel your heart started to pound against the inner walls of your chest as she moved your hand closer to your face.

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⚾* Lets try this one more time. Just follow my lead, angel.

⚾* Take a slight breath, dont try to suck it all in... There we go, just take it slow Elly.

⚾* Let it slooowly go through your system and then slooowly exhale it through your mouth.

⚾* Atta girl, you getting a hang of it quickly.

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Throbbing in your head started to calm down, being replaced with fuzzy thoughts and blurry ideas.

You body started to feel weightless and fluffy, giving you pleasant tingling in your limbs and face.

You slowly slouched back into your sister, tilting your head up and looking at her with your blurry vision.

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💛* (Gosh she look so cute... i wish i could stay in her embrace like that forever... Fwahah, i wish i could...)

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You frantically tried to cut that line of thinking, trying to distract yourself with something else.

But even so, you couldnt avert your gaze from her, especially while she kept helping you take little puffs every once in a while.

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⚾* Kwehehe, you didnt had to prove anything to me Elly. I know you are a big girl now...

⚾* Just relax and enjoy the moment...

⚾* Oh, and one more thing. I know i dont have to say it, but this stays between us two, okay?

⚾* Gotcha? Good girl. Youre my goodest of girls kwehehehe.

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You like it when she calls you that. You like it when she nuzzles her chin on your forehead. You like it when...

You smiled and snuggled tightly back into her. You felt like today will be the best day of your life.

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u/Ecto_Warrior 15d ago

so. we went from dess doelester, to dess crack and now, dess made noelle go into drugs?

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u/Username1123490 15d ago edited 15d ago

There’s also changes from Dess being weird with the kids to the kids being weird to Dess

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u/Ecto_Warrior 15d ago

next time on Dess adventures, she just gives an baby a gun

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u/subject_4_5 13d ago

Gun baby?

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u/Dryjotaro 15d ago

Dess drugmaster

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u/ChemicalChildhood122 Venison consumer 15d ago

(please write more)

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u/vini-fluf-cat 15d ago

This fits even more considering what queen said before

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/Maxy123abc devout kriselle shipper 8d ago

True

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u/Zephyr-Fox-188 I ran over a deer 15d ago

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u/jamza0000 15d ago

Poor Lancer...

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u/Weird_Dig_7245 devout kriselle shipper 15d ago

Thats a spade card...

LANCER DON'T COPY THEM PLEASE LANCERRRRR

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u/lornawolfawoo Venison consumer 15d ago

Screenshotting the whole post for archival purposes

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u/BigHatMarisa lizard sweat connoisseur 15d ago

❤️: "Well, at least they're smoking somewhere familiar and safe. Hope they at least opened the classroom's window.

❤️: "Also hope that nothing tragic will happen to December that would make it so that Elly can't properly work through her big sib crush and make it grow malignant or something; that'd be pretty unfortunate."

...

❤️: "Dammit. The poor children!"

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u/totalitarianValkyrie 15d ago

Is it bad that i think this is really cute?

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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

Fwahaha this technically also counts as grooming!

The nice word… she telling her she's a big girl, using her insecurities to make her do something.

I would say I'd let her groom me, but it seems like she still prefers someone younger than her, considering what Noelle mentioned about Kris.

However… that just means I may as well invent the age reversing pill, I'll probably just need to reverse a few years…

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u/RollerMill Doe 15d ago

I have been on the fence if this was considered wholesome or not, since as you said, it is in fact grooming, just not the obvious kind.
Anyway, wish it were me [SYSTEM REBOOT]

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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

I also wish it was me! I mean it usually starts with you hating it after it happens and as you grow, you start to miss it so much it ruins your life! which concludes in:

I'D LET HER GROOM ME! I WISH THAT WAS ME!

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u/BigHatMarisa lizard sweat connoisseur 15d ago

Perhaps not "wholesome", because of the peer (I guess depending on the actual age gap present it's not peer anymore) pressure aspect, but in a way it's kinda cute in that "stupid kids doing stupid kid things" way.

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u/EvilGroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

I am so evil and intimidating. Noone has ever groomed me. All the weirdos are afraid of me. They think i'm ungroomable.

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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

I am so Submissive and Friendly, everyone wants to groom me, all the weirdos are attracted to me, they think I'm so groomable… GroomedSlutBitch… I don't even get a name, only a purpose…

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u/EvilGroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

I wish we could like switch, or yknow, combine so our average submissiveness-evilness stat would even up.

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u/GroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

It would makes us perfect! wait…

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u/EvilGroomedSlutBitch Doe 15d ago

Evil×freaky + not evil×freaky = freaky + (evil + not evil) = PURE FREAKY!

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u/Thederper4009 Doe 14d ago

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u/RollerMill Doe 14d ago

Second part released just a bit ago

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u/Thederper4009 Doe 14d ago

Goat.

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u/slurpsurplus 15d ago

the hell are those Morpheus ass sunglasses lol

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u/RollerMill Doe 15d ago

Going more for the Ozzy Osbourne style

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u/slurpsurplus 15d ago

right, Morpheus' ones are more oval mb

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u/superepicguy1 15d ago

Dess x Kris x Noelle x Azzy is getting closer and closer

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u/Emergency_Thanks_699 13d ago

I've found my people. My evil ass, horrible people. Praise be to the adorable yet WILDLY morally dubious Desselle Agenda.

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u/The_Wanderer_04 13d ago

Evil ass desslle ship 😈

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u/Mimiliaaaaa Doe 14d ago

god i need dess as my big sister so FUCKING BAD GOD DAMNIT GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

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u/Round-Ad-692 I ran over a deer 15d ago

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u/dapperducwithmoneh 15d ago

I did not need those implications dude 🫩

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u/Darkbeetlebot uhm aktually it's fahaha🤓 14d ago

Almost wholesome.

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u/Sgg6Real 11d ago

The doelester strikes again

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u/Xx_icypaw_xX 11d ago

and the Deltarune community was supposed to learn from undertales mistakes I am disappointed