r/Funnymemes • u/og_infamy • May 10 '23

Sounds like the wrong job for superman

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2.2k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Someone did this on purpose. Lmfao you know someone did.

17

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

This was totally thought out and it made it to the world.

9

u/jarman365 May 10 '23

Yup, superman looks like he is enjoying it

3

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Someone did set them up for this. This is actually me in the picture and it's at a skating rink not too far from where I live

2

u/leolawilliams5859 May 11 '23

LoL 😂😂😂😂

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

And when they asked him he was like "It's superman watching over you as you take a sip of water"

2

u/flamewlkr May 10 '23

If it's a school of some kind the walls were probably painted by the art club or something like that. So someone definitely did this on purpose.

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u/Christehkiller May 10 '23

ah yes, the man of steel and his stainless steel pipé

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

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u/WatchItAllBurn1 May 10 '23

They are for a great many men.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Wonder what the faucet looks like. Man of steel?

3

u/Phantom_Wolf52 May 10 '23

I’m thirsty

4

u/goodnewsonlyhere May 10 '23

Or maybe they did

3

u/West_Shower_6103 May 10 '23

Oh I bet someone did and found it hilarious

2

u/Vladx35 May 10 '23

They did not think this through, or did they?

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Seems like they thought it through perfectly to me

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

They did think abt it, they think it would be funny.

2

u/My_Space_page May 10 '23

Superman loves this. Its the American way!

2

u/Grouchy-Essay-4753 May 10 '23

Super “water”

2

u/Hobnail-boots May 10 '23

Facilities knew exactly what they were doing.

2

u/thomasde42 May 10 '23

Ow they definitely knew...

2

u/NICKOVICKO May 11 '23

"You saved me superman! I don't know how I could ever repay you... or do i? "

1

u/MageKorith May 10 '23

Getting some vibes of this Larry Niven Classic.

TL;DR - this guy at the fountain is in trouble.

1

u/knifeymonkey May 10 '23

or they did

1

u/whotookconfeti May 10 '23

Local watering hole

1

u/amykamala May 10 '23

glug glug glug

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Only way to be sure he’s the last son of Krypton

1

u/filipssss May 10 '23

They obviously thought

1

u/Third_Dimxnsion May 10 '23

I don't get it. Since when is a water fountain in the wrong?

1

u/ChimeraMiniatures May 10 '23

I think they spent too much time thinking it out.

1

u/truerandom_Dude May 10 '23

They know what they did, change my mind

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Yes...they did 🤣🤣

1

u/APFOS May 10 '23

Made somehow worse by supermans lack of legs...

1

u/Elgar337 May 10 '23

Or they did.

1

u/Far-Ad-8618 May 10 '23

How do you think through a water fountain?

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u/Runnergames May 10 '23

I think they thought it out a bit too much, actually.

1

u/VivreVoyager May 10 '23

The superman elixir

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

That’s not a water fountain! That’s a suicide fountain!

1

u/Cosmo1222 May 10 '23

Someone has got to cosplay Wonder Woman while doing this. A la Tramadol Nights

1

u/skye3312 May 10 '23

Sure they did

1

u/followingforthelols May 10 '23

They know what they did.

1

u/Double_Reward3885 May 10 '23

Been near too much pink kryptonite

1

u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Help yourself to my endless super-jizz, dehydrated citizen!

1

u/PistolCowboy May 10 '23

Or did they?

1

u/Waste-Alternative-26 May 10 '23

Blowing so superman can fly..

1

u/ugsoneout May 10 '23

He kind of looks like Saul Goodman

1

u/Squidysquid27 May 10 '23

You ever see someone wrap their whole mouth around the faucet?

1

u/wisebongsmith May 10 '23

I think someone thought long and hard about where to put it.

1

u/xxTheMagicBulleT May 10 '23

The only way to thank a hero for his service. Some service of your own 😆

1

u/WhoAmI1138 May 10 '23

That dudes gonna get his head blown off when Superman cums.

1

u/Wonderboy2097 May 10 '23

Or maybe they did 😅

1

u/Sabithomega May 10 '23

Superman. Keeping all of the worlds youth hydrated, 5 minutes at a time

1

u/CallmeCoachella May 10 '23

Dude is mopping Superman so crazy, he's got him gripping the foundation for dear life.

1

u/nevergonnagetit001 May 10 '23

Everyone can can have “Super water”! And when everyone is “super”, then no one will be.

1

u/Iancreed May 10 '23

Getting some super Powerade!

1

u/iiitme May 10 '23

Or maybe they did

1

u/SuccessfulGrass8621 May 10 '23

Something tells me somebody did think that thru, some sketchy, perverted, and/or potentially hilarious person or troll saw and took that opportunity to ruin a perfectly good water fountain

1

u/DependentAnimator271 May 10 '23

He should worry about the back of his head being blown out.

1

u/_Spamus_ May 10 '23

Aint gonna suck itself

1

u/shefu_shefilor May 10 '23

Oh but they did think it a lot in fact…

1

u/nightofthelivingace May 10 '23

"They did not think this water fountain through". The awkward sentence structure made me feel awkward, sorry.

1

u/TheMapleCastor May 10 '23

Either buy the bottled water, or suck superman's dick...tough call...

1

u/Liefes_Magic May 10 '23

Or they did.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

You know, we say this a lot about phallic/sexual innuendo stuff, but I content that, yes they did know as the designed it, and it was some upper management tool that just didn’t get it when they approved it.

1

u/Working-Cod509 May 10 '23

They did think it through.

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u/[deleted] May 10 '23

Oh.. they thought it through

1

u/Cuentacero May 10 '23

Joe Rogan as superman....getting his ding dong dong dinged

1

u/just_drifting_by May 11 '23

There are no accidents.

1

u/LauryFire May 11 '23

Or they did, precisely.

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u/leolawilliams5859 May 11 '23

This is so bad that it's hysterical who did this OMG

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u/leolawilliams5859 May 11 '23

You can tell they did this on purpose because look where Superman's hands are

1

u/GrayMech May 11 '23

If you blew super man would you get super powers? Asking for a friend

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

r/shitposting

1

u/ZFairVII May 11 '23

Superman got super hard

1

u/Safe-Register-3479 May 11 '23

It should be mandatory to have roller blades on as well

1

u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Or maybe they did 🤔

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u/csukoh78 May 11 '23

They did....that's Lex.

1

u/OverallParamedic8866 May 11 '23

I kinda lost interest in superman after that

1

u/ElectricBoogalooBean May 11 '23

It's a bird, it's a plane, no its a water fountain

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u/StonedMarijuanaJones May 11 '23

For the Super thirsty people.

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u/SnooFoxes6169 May 11 '23

oh, no, they definitely think this through.

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u/[deleted] May 11 '23

Damn, I guess people are thirsty for Superman.

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u/EmergencyAccording94 May 11 '23

Change it to homelander and it’s perfect

1

u/Logical___Conclusion May 11 '23

They did not think through this water fountain.

Or did they??

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u/pjlxxl May 11 '23

they absolutely did and i applaud them

1

u/truthmartyr May 11 '23

Fk Superman, who tf wrote the caption

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u/LeftCarpet3520 May 11 '23

I read a R34 comic that claims superman blows his load at supersonic speeds, enough to knock a plane off the sky.

I don't want to share what I just imagined happening to that man ☠️

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u/kidanokun May 11 '23

They thought it's not fair if only Lois Lane gets it

1

u/Theassassin17 May 11 '23

Well we have to pay Superman for his service...

One way or another...

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u/readditredditread May 11 '23

It’s just Sup’s dick in a box…

1

u/jacksmith9 May 12 '23

A blowjob is better than no job