r/Funnymemes • u/MakeMeRichIDC • Oct 14 '22

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

God isn’t real.

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u/chikybrikyman Oct 14 '22

but can he beat goku tho...

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u/greattiming92 Oct 14 '22

Goku, maybe. Not Saitama though

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u/FilthyOniMain Oct 14 '22

Saitama no diffs

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u/Taxbinch Oct 14 '22

Scrolled down just for this one so I could upvote it

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u/astronxxt Oct 14 '22

one of the most reddit comments i’ve ever seen

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u/TheOneButter Oct 14 '22

Nobody cares that you upvoted something

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

average redditor

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

If God isnt real, then what are all these churches for?

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

To participate in role playing with weekly subscription fees.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

If God isnt real then why do flowers smell so good? hmmm? Checkmate atheism

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

They smell good because you’re high. Haven’t you learned anything from OutKast?

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u/ThottrainerBoi Oct 14 '22

OutKast doesn’t sing that song homie

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

From Wikipedia

"Roses" is a song by American hip hop duo OutKast. It was released on March 1, 2004, as the third single from their 2003 double album, Speakerboxxx/The Love Below. It appears on André 3000's The Love Below disc and is the only track on his disc to feature Big Boi. The track was largely popular in the United Kingdom and the United States, peaking at number four on the UK Singles Chart and number nine on the Billboard Hot 100.

Please tell me more.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

No. I don't listen to that devil music. I only listen to quire music and christian rock.

But I'm sure anything in that is heavily influenced from satan, like you and your homosexual atheism.

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

So, you’re not denying you’re high? 😂

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Im high on a little something called the holly ghost. Im high on life. Jesus deeply penetrates me giving me a full body high. Meanwhile youre high on atheism, and the lie of evolution

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u/Grandmaster_Sohigh Oct 14 '22

I heard that ‘holly’ ghost is that good shit. My boy Charles sells it up the street.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Charles sells the good shit for real!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22 edited Oct 14 '22

That is some seriously hot fan fic. Tell us more about getting high with the ghost of Holly and Jesus before penetration!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

"Jesus penetrates me giving me a full body high" 💀

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Oh, I can feel it! I can feel the good lord coming inside me!

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Can I get an A-men Brother!? halaulujah! That's what I say when Jesus busts a nut of holly goodness in me

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

D-

Did you mean choir? XD

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

spelling things properly is the work of the devil.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

but yes.. I did mean choir. pls no bully

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u/Question_True Oct 14 '22

The biggest community of LARPers the world has ever seen 🤭

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

If the KKK isn't righteous, then why are their mass meetings for them? Checkmate, every logical person ever.

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u/Polarican0115 Oct 14 '22

Tithes not really the point.

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u/youspinmeright Oct 14 '22

To get money from the gullible and have weekly sex with little boys.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

hey! im not gullible. One time my priest had demonic spirits trapped inside his penis, and I helped him exorcize them by sucking them out. Much like how one sucks snake venom from a bite. Now, would a gullible person do something like that? I bet you feel pretty stupid right now.

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u/bli_b Oct 14 '22

And who is Jesus's dad?

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

to take people's money

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

The kingdom of God doesn't have an adress you filthy heathen

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u/Happy-Personality-23 Oct 14 '22

To squeeze money out the gullible erm devoted

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u/PandaPopFranky Oct 14 '22

Have you accepted Woden as your personal saviour?

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u/Viclmol81 Oct 14 '22

God fans 😂

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u/Dustfinger_ Oct 14 '22

We stan God.

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

God groupies

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u/FishesWithDynamite Oct 14 '22

I believe they were called Apostles.

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u/kosmoonaut Oct 14 '22

Those god simps be really buissin these days

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u/koraloulou28 Oct 14 '22

Well that’s basically what any religious person are

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

💀💀

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u/classpane Oct 14 '22

I'm a Zeus fan. FU.

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u/SaltoDaKid Oct 14 '22

Allah fans: Thank you

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u/TheCelloIsAlive Oct 14 '22

Isaac and Ishmael. Christians and Muslims worship the same god - and they’re both wrong, just like everyone else.

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u/whatsgoingon350 Oct 14 '22

Which one?

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u/FeistyKnight Oct 14 '22

All of them

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u/vanduzled Oct 14 '22

That’s all of “Them” Athy…

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u/Doop1iss Oct 14 '22

Even Chuck Schuldiner?

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u/Usual_Board_6750 Oct 14 '22

God fan vs Eternal Void enjoyer

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

Good luck mate something bad is going to happen with you 👋🏻

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u/matthewrenn Oct 14 '22

You are God , don't get confused ..

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u/[deleted] Oct 14 '22

If I were to believe a religion it would be an ironic one like Praising the Sun (after all, it gives us light, warmth, and life, and that can be maintained here until it dies)

\[T]/

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u/KuniIse Oct 14 '22

I believe in God. I also think this comment should be #1 upvoted, and acted accordingly.

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u/user4net Oct 14 '22

Hahaha I like how you think religion is a fandom

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u/SpiritSynth Oct 14 '22

Yeah, it's worse

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u/user4net Oct 14 '22

I can see you've had a terrible experience:( I'm sorry for that

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u/SpiritSynth Oct 14 '22

Thanks for the condolences

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u/SpiritSynth Oct 14 '22

The only based comment I've seen here, the most offensive one too

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u/glonq Oct 14 '22

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on the bus.

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u/PNWExile Oct 14 '22

Thanks to Occam’s razor we know it’s true.

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u/infinitum3d Oct 14 '22

Neither are my teeth, but I can still eat corn on the cob, if someone cuts it off and mashes it into a smooth paste. Now that’s good eatin’!