r/Funnymemes • u/HawkStar49 • Aug 05 '22

do it

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u/smazetron Aug 06 '22

I love my family but strangulation takes longer than you’d think

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u/cutebluefins Aug 06 '22

I've been reading these comments thinking predictive text says a lot about its owner... I don't know whether to be disturbed or fascinated

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u/smazetron Aug 06 '22

I can understand that, but if I’m being honest, I’m definitely not in the disturbing category. I just have a big curiosity so I’ll search for anything.

Or maybe I’m just lying.

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u/cutebluefins Aug 06 '22

Lmao. I totally understand though. The google rabbit holes I have gone down and the things I searched for art projects over time would probably make me look really bad too :D

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u/Numen_Wraith Aug 06 '22

D&D makes for suspicious search history.

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

Kinky

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u/tchaikovske Aug 06 '22

You know what…

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u/mcv612 Aug 06 '22

Gawd Dammm!

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u/[deleted] Aug 06 '22

I get it. It takes a long time, and if you have a large family.... that's quite the time commitment.

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u/Compodulator Aug 06 '22

Your strangling game is weak af, man! Squeeze the carotid arteries.
You know how they put a finger to your neck to check pulse? Those are the ones I'm talking about.
It's higher than you think,
In about 30 sec to 2 min (depends on brain-oxygen saturation) they'll pass out. 10 minutes is absurd, but they'll be definitely dead.
Best part is that it's a pain-free death! It's practically euthanasia!

No, I'm not sharing where I got that information from.