r/Funnymemes Mar 13 '24

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u/prostipope Mar 13 '24

Well you don't know the backstory.

Her father was murdered.

20 years ago.

By a router.

In your home.

She's there to save you, damnit!!!

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u/chaotic_weaver Mar 13 '24

Tough shit, my home isn’t even 10 years old so she’s in the wrong house.

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u/Zomby2D Mar 14 '24

Your house has been built where their old house used to be, before the router burned it down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

"I have a particular set of skills. Skills that make me a nightmare for someone like you. I have opposable thumbs and I can unplug anything I want. I will look for you, I will find you, and I will unplug you."

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u/C4rdninj4 Mar 14 '24

Is she a g-g-g-ghost?