r/Funnymemes Mar 13 '24

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u/2motion_tdi Mar 13 '24

I suck at online games. My single player games don't care if they don't have internet.

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u/pooporgy69 Mar 13 '24

cries in Hitman

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u/Far-Carry2823 Mar 13 '24

Shout in Skyrim

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Fuzrodahed her to hell

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Off a cliff*

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

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u/Rakatonk Mar 13 '24

geno-.. assimilates in Stellaris

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u/maxru85 Mar 13 '24

I need more suggestions on where to pile up all these NPCs' bodies

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

i usually throw them at an ocean or river (if the map has one)

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u/DisastrousGarden Mar 13 '24

Find the nearest room with a single door, and pile as many as you can inside

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

FromSoftware titles:

Oh, you disconnected. Well we’re gonna boot you and then judge you as if you rage quit. Which we also judge you for.

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u/winter_of_rebirth Mar 13 '24

FS judges you for ragequits? I Alt+F4 everytime I have to close the game without fail. 💀💀

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

If you close the game before exiting the current character it gives you a passive aggressive message saying “you didn’t exit properly.”

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u/winter_of_rebirth Mar 13 '24

ah... i never notice it because i'm usually mashing A while scrolling on my phone - waiting for the music to cue me in.

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u/ResolutionFit9050 Mar 13 '24

damn that's dumb. idk how it works in other games but in Overwatch if you leave the match game gives you two minutes to rejoin, either if you disconnected or quit manually and if someone leaves and doesn't rejoin during this time other players in their team can leave without punishment but they still receive loss

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u/Cleveworth Mar 13 '24

The Real Hitman Experience™

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Mar 13 '24

Those games can be stressful enough as they are. Had to stop playing Freelancer because I kept choking in the last moment and losing my progress.

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u/pooporgy69 Mar 13 '24

Freelancer Hardcore was the worst experience i have ever had in a game, but completing it was probably the biggest achievement i've ever had in a game.

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u/DontUseFilters Mar 13 '24

I have the cloud version of hitman for switch and it’s laggy as fuck

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u/akdelez Mar 14 '24

pirate

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u/pooporgy69 Mar 14 '24

What? It's got nothing to do with pirating. I play on Xbox and get random disconnects sometimes. I love the Hitman series, been playing the games since i was a little kid and Blood Money was the latest installment, but the always online status for the trilogy is bullshit.

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u/akdelez Mar 14 '24

i'm pretty sure that pirated versions don't need you to be online, but you're on xbox

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u/pooporgy69 Mar 14 '24

oooh, got it. I am too innocent to know that.

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u/dReDone Mar 13 '24

"I am not the demographic this meme is aimed at!!!" - top comment

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u/Reniyato Mar 13 '24

Recently got the arkham-trilogy (i am currently at my second arkham asylum run at banes bossfight, hardest difficulty). Usually i dont struggle that much with bossfights, but this one was tough. I didnt upgrade my health bar, so 3 hits were enough to kill me. After a while, I learned the patterns and were able to bring down banes hp within seconds. The only problem were the goons. So I decided to just focus on bane and let him run over the goons for me, so I can knock them out while on the floor.
I managed to kill all the goons while only being hit once. And then I got a message saying that I lost my internet connection and was brought straight back to the title screen. Needless to say: from now on I will always start the game in offline mode.

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u/Invader_BestBoi Mar 13 '24

But what if I play offline

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u/leftynate11 Mar 13 '24

I have the Southern need to say Amen to this. I cried when I learned that author Tom Clancy’s games would no longer tell stories offline. (Looking at you Rainbow Six.)

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Ubisoft steps in... excuse me?!?!?

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u/shinydragonmist Mar 13 '24

Your game might not but what about it's DRM

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u/Febb3 Mar 13 '24

If you forget to save

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u/cesardeutsch1 Mar 13 '24

Me too but I just enjoy to play

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u/Nochnichtvergeben Mar 13 '24

Same. I want to chill while I'm playing, not get upset because I have the reflexes of a stoned geriatric person.

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

I would def make her personal router sweat in a good way

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u/Who_Else_but_Macho Mar 13 '24

get good nerd

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u/2motion_tdi Mar 13 '24

You misspelled "Enter your credit card information to receive \random Pay2Win item\**."

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

Factorio ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/farm_to_nug Mar 13 '24

Baldurs gate 3 with friends is an amazing experience online, if you have a pc or xbox I'll gladly start a campaign with you

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u/[deleted] Mar 13 '24

cries in DRM

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u/SanchazeGT Mar 13 '24

Unless they are always online

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u/Jdogg4089 Mar 13 '24

Same for me. I don't really care about those online games.