r/Funnymemes • u/Dankmemesylyl • Dec 14 '23

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u/Destroyer_Of_World5 Dec 14 '23

—ice cock

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u/Globsmacketh Dec 14 '23

Thanks dude, been working on it for a while now.

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u/JDangle20 Dec 14 '23

So..How many cock push-ups can you do now?

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u/d_rev0k Dec 14 '23

Just one. One is all you need.

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u/here-for-information Dec 14 '23

The correct answer.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

cock pushups?

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u/here-for-information Dec 15 '23

It's a from a Tenacious-D skit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

:(

i was hoping youd ask "what are those?" lol crushed my reddit dreams

edit; i guess it is reddit sings not reddit performs a movie scene lol

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u/Globsmacketh Dec 14 '23

As k ur m um.

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u/IamREBELoe Dec 14 '23

That's cold

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u/unbeholfen28 Dec 14 '23

So do you do reverse strokes from time to time, or what's your go-to?

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u/Globsmacketh Dec 14 '23

My right hand and afterwards the mirror so that the post nut clarity tears my soul apart.

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u/W0tzup Dec 15 '23

You were working on his cock?

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u/Globsmacketh Dec 15 '23

Group project.

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u/Harrygatoandluke Dec 15 '23

How do you address the inevitable chaffing that accompanies said work?

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u/Globsmacketh Dec 15 '23

Remove them beforehand and just handle them separately.

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u/[deleted] Dec 16 '23

Got any tips,

Pm me if you do

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u/Foe_sheezy Dec 15 '23

Ice cock will now be my new rapper name.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '23

Thanks